At 12:15 I shall be singing

[Dundeegeorge]

Whatsa matter you, hey
gotta no respect
whatadya think you do, hey
why you look so sad
itsa notsobad
itsa nicea place
ah shuddupaya face

And I have no idea why? Help

[Chico]

Dundee I think the second line is

"Why you no respect..."

[threaded]

At 12:45 I have just done the same thing, for effect.

The chap sharing my office, being very hard working, didn't notice and continues his mutterings into a laptop.

[Jabberwocky]

It is a sign from the great pink chiffoned one

"After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep the face and stay sitting down."

Barbara Cartland