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    1 cm per year

    My waistline, since I gave up smoking

    #2
    It's not too bad....

    if you quit last year

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      #3
      Originally posted by expat View Post
      My waistline, since I gave up smoking
      At this rate you won't be able to get out of the door to have a cig
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        If this trend continues you will become super-massive and gravity will cause you to implode becoming a black hole by year 2125. Have you contacted Al Gore to publicise this fact?
        Bored.

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          #5
          You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by expat View Post
            My waistline, since I gave up smoking
            That's about the speed the Mid-Atlantic ridge is opening. So if you lived for a few million years, your waist would be as wide as the Atlantic ocean.
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.
              At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
                Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.
                  That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.

                    Damn! foiled again!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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