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    Jay and Silent Bob, In Bruges, Life of Brian...

    Jay and Silent Bob, In Bruges, Life of Brian they're all quotable
  2. It's like when the school social outcast thinks...

    It's like when the school social outcast thinks they can insult someone, they just look even more worthy of pity than before....
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    I started like that, but a friends dad had a...

    I started like that, but a friends dad had a little engineering company so at night when it was shut we'd get in, design and make our own water bongs and it start the same

    This stuff isn't working...
  4. So Cryptolocker will shortly be arriving on...

    So Cryptolocker will shortly be arriving on smartphones
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    The only problem was that it got me addicted to...

    The only problem was that it got me addicted to tobacco and onto cigarettes


    I've long since given up smoking ciggies, but will have the odd joint when doing some photography out in the wilds
    ...
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    Poll: Visiting a castle to stock up on my honey mead...

    Visiting a castle to stock up on my honey mead supplies, and then having visitors taking them on a tour of snowdonia
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    I won £2.60 :(

    I won £2.60 :(
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    You sounded familiar, until the disdain for...

    You sounded familiar, until the disdain for plumpers was mentioned
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    But he only said Jehovah!

    But he only said Jehovah!
  10. Thread: Finally....

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    FTFY

    FTFY
  11. Thread: FSM Pasta

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    FSM Pasta

    Why is it you are served Halal meat everywhere, but no one offers pasta blessed by his noodly appendage ?


    It's Pastafarianophobia I tell you
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    Yup any Labour MP blaming everything on the jews...

    Yup any Labour MP blaming everything on the jews will be not make the news, but every Anglophobic establishment crony will be all over the tabloids
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    Hitler was democratically voted in, so anything...

    Hitler was democratically voted in, so anything is possible
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    Because Salmond is all mouth, and knows there is...

    Because Salmond is all mouth, and knows there is more support for independence south of the border
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    The missus is watching it, the Polish bird...

    The missus is watching it, the Polish bird churning butter (fnar fnar) caught me eye
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    So what is about the teachings of the FSM that we...

    So what is about the teachings of the FSM that we need to address ?
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    My own private island

    My own private island
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    God is an answer to who created man, but merely...

    God is an answer to who created man, but merely kicks the question further down the road


    Isn't it a recursive paradox, if you believe in god who created god
  19. Britannia would be good enough

    Britannia would be good enough
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    The most dubious thing for an online business is...

    The most dubious thing for an online business is that get so see how you operate and how to replicate it if they feel it's profitable enough to take over


    As corporate vultures they take some...
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    Should be interesting for divorces if they have...

    Should be interesting for divorces if they have children, who will the family courts discriminate against if it's two men ?
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    The footprints and tulip on the loo seat is...

    The footprints and tulip on the loo seat is usually a giveaway, that and randoms washing their feet in the sink
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    One Scot, One Polish, One American, the rest all...

    One Scot, One Polish, One American, the rest all English
  24. Either no ones knows yet, or a government does...

    Either no ones knows yet, or a government does and is covering it up


    The press though no sod all hence all the crackpot theories
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    As age of empires online didn't exist 15 years...

    As age of empires online didn't exist 15 years ago, that is very suspicious
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    But then governments wouldn't be able to steal...

    But then governments wouldn't be able to steal them when they want to, every system has to have a backdoor
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    To be fair games generally will fail under those...

    To be fair games generally will fail under those circumstances, if you don't want to faff about with a computer buy a console
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    After nearly two years the local Russian...

    After nearly two years the local Russian residents finally work out that the Gay Bears Bar isn't some kind of new fangled western hipster drinking establishment
  30. The science IS settled climate change is caused...

    The science IS settled climate change is caused by lack of pirates as any fule knows
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    Its clear blue water over who to vote for, the...

    Its clear blue water over who to vote for, the nasty party vs the paedo party
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    Still think Worcester sauce flavour twiglets were...

    Still think Worcester sauce flavour twiglets were the best
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    Eat too many of them and you'll get a numb tongue...

    Eat too many of them and you'll get a numb tongue though
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    Considering it was Gordon Brown (A Scottish...

    Considering it was Gordon Brown (A Scottish socialist MP no less) who introduced deregulation in the UK, why are you so sure that your Scottish socialists wouldn't do the same in Scotland.
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    I think the hardest thing would be fighting off...

    I think the hardest thing would be fighting off other people if the world really went to pot, I could survive ok otherwise
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    Poll: Lefty warmists at the EA

    Lefty warmists at the EA
  37. As tax avoidance is the arrangement of one’s...

    As tax avoidance is the arrangement of one’s financial affairs to minimize tax liability within the law, describe how it is not tax avoidance
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    To be fair at least it's not cricket, now that is...

    To be fair at least it's not cricket, now that is dull to watch
  39. No that's more Chase they're full of weekend...

    No that's more Chase they're full of weekend bottom raters
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    Is it to send gays to Africa when there is a...

    Is it to send gays to Africa when there is a drought ?
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    Rightmove has a habit of losing search criteria...

    Rightmove has a habit of losing search criteria as well, it is rather annoying
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    Anne Frank would have been shocked

    Anne Frank would have been shocked
  43. Thread: B-b-b-booom

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    Good luck, it's great when you can hit a home run...

    Good luck, it's great when you can hit a home run like that
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    You want a house of lords ?

    You want a house of lords ?
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    It will stand up in court

    It will stand up in court
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    Trying to gouge corporate clients didn't help...

    Trying to gouge corporate clients didn't help either, just at the time byod was taking off
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    Do your bowels suffer from IDS after living on...

    Do your bowels suffer from IDS after living on the diet ?
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    My nose

    My nose
  49. Thread: Boomed

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    And this is supposed to be a quiet month, well...

    And this is supposed to be a quiet month, well done
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    Depends, does it involve lesbians ?

    Depends, does it involve lesbians ?
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