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    :eek OMG OMG, I AM SEEING PLANES, HELICOPTERS,...

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    OMG OMG, I AM SEEING PLANES, HELICOPTERS, CARTOON CHARACTERS, TRASH CANS EVERYWHERE AND BUILDINGS BURNING, LOOK LIKE A PLANE FELL OUT OF THE SKY INTO A LARGE CITY FULL WITH PEOPLE, MAY GOD...
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    Keep caps LETS SEE WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS...

    Keep caps

    LETS SEE WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING ABOUT NICKLOS CAGE AND LIONEL RICHIE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.
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    Keep the caps WHATEVER THE HOLY SPIRIT IS...

    Keep the caps


    WHATEVER THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH THE SEA AND BLACKOUT, I SEE WATER RUNNING SOO FAST AND EVERYWHERE WAS COMPLETELY DARK, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE...
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    Keep the caps I SEE COMING THE SKY FULL FULL...

    Keep the caps


    I SEE COMING THE SKY FULL FULL FULL WITH ALL KIND OF PARROTS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.
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    .Keeping the caps OMG OMG HEAR IS THE WORST...

    .Keeping the caps

    OMG OMG HEAR IS THE WORST THING THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN I SEE TWO MEN WITH GUNS IN A BUILDING ONE IS A MARKS MAN AND THE OTHER IS ORDERING HIM TO...
  6. Stop the vid at 8 seconds and you can see the...

    Stop the vid at 8 seconds and you can see the piece of onion in her hanky that she's wiping on her eyes.
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    Posted Jan 4th at 8:10pm OMG OMG I SEE MEN WITH...

    Posted Jan 4th at 8:10pm
    OMG OMG I SEE MEN WITH MACHINE GUNS SHOOTING MANY MANY PEOPLE INSIDE OF A HUGE BUILDING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.



    He's getting closer. :eek
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    Happy New Year folks. I SEE MANY MANY PEOPLE...

    Happy New Year folks.

    I SEE MANY MANY PEOPLE INSIDE OF A HUGE FOOD MARKET ARE ABOUT TO DIE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.
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    Some festive cheer for you all. WARNING...

    Some festive cheer for you all.

    WARNING WARNING WARNING, I AM HEARING THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT A DEADLY DEADLY MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE IS ON ITS WAY LIKE WE HAVE NEVER...
  10. Thread: G'day

    by Pondlife
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    WTF! :wave: Welcome back.

    WTF! :wave: Welcome back.
  11. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    Fillet potatoes and sirloin carrots. Delish.

    Fillet potatoes and sirloin carrots. Delish.
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    As I understand it because Finland has signed up...

    As I understand it because Finland has signed up to the Chicago Convention (1944) Santa's sleigh and reindeers are allowed into the territories of all other contracting states without prior...
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    For people who prefer the oilier bits; Shop |...

    For people who prefer the oilier bits;

    Shop | Plane Reclaimers

    They're based out of the former RAF base at St Athan and are doing a load of the BA 747 dismantling.
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    Are those the two options for the name?

    Are those the two options for the name?
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    Yup. Will do IRR when everything settles down. ...

    Yup. Will do IRR when everything settles down. Can’t see getting any airtime without it.
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    Aye, work, weather and lockdown meant it took...

    Aye, work, weather and lockdown meant it took longer than I’d hoped but all done now.
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    Piper PA28 Archer II Roads? Where we're going...

    Piper PA28 Archer II

    Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
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    I hear he's lobbying the welsh government to get...

    I hear he's lobbying the welsh government to get sledges classed as essential items.
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    https://twitter.com/swpolice/status/13207199873514...

    https://twitter.com/swpolice/status/1320719987351408643


    An estimated £20,000 worth of beauty products were stolen, including make up, electric toothbrushes and razors.
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    Seems you can't read the word "one" :hug:

    Seems you can't read the word "one" :hug:
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    Not true. Or it is one Tescos incorrectly...

    Not true. Or it is one Tescos incorrectly implementing the rules.
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    Sorry to hear Pogle :hug:

    Sorry to hear Pogle :hug:
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    Maybe it's this predilection for burning stuff...

    Maybe it's this predilection for burning stuff that's why so many blokes think that serving up a black acrid semi raw drumstick is acceptable BBQ. :eek:
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    The Hangfire ladies are the best. It's a great...

    The Hangfire ladies are the best. It's a great place if you can ever get a table.
  25. Grant Shapps may have to quarantine but what...

    Grant Shapps may have to quarantine but what about Michael Green? :spank:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
  27. Vanilla Isis* * pinched from twitter

    Vanilla Isis*




    * pinched from twitter
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    Happy Birthday NF! :cheers:

    Happy Birthday NF! :cheers:
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    OMG, I SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE A PRIME...

    OMG, I SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE A PRIME MINISTER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    :eek
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    Posted January 26 2020 I SEE ANOTHER VERY VERY...

    Posted January 26 2020
    I SEE ANOTHER VERY VERY FAMOUS SINGER IS ABOUT TO LEAVE US, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.
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    Limited liability Dividends without NI A legal...

    Limited liability
    Dividends without NI
    A legal entity between you and the client/agency that they will deal with so that they are not liable for any employment taxes you decide not to pay
  32. CUK top tips for permies WFH for the first time?

    As we have many seasoned contractors on this site with a wealth of experience working from home, what wisdom can we bestow on those permies issued with a shiny new laptop and skype user account for...
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    Within the last hour.... I SEE COMING A MAN...

    Within the last hour....

    I SEE COMING A MAN AND HIS 4 SONS ARE IN DANGER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    I SEE COMING MANY MANY MANY ANIMALS DYING ALL OVER THE WORLD, MAY GOD HAVE...
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    December 30, 2015 I SEE COMING TIME SQUARE IN...

    December 30, 2015
    I SEE COMING TIME SQUARE IN NEW YORK CITY COMPLETELY EMPTY EXCEPT FOR POLICE AND SOLDIERS TRYING TO FIND SOME KIND OF INVISIBLE THING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.
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    November 4, 2019 I AM HEARING THE Holy Spirit IS...

    November 4, 2019
    I AM HEARING THE Holy Spirit IS SAYING THAT STOCK MARKETS AROUND THE WORLD IS HEADING FOR THE WORST CHAOS S IN ITS HISTORY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

    May 13, 2016...
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    He's posting a lot of "I told you so" stuff.

    He's posting a lot of "I told you so" stuff.
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    Hafen Hamburg ...

    Hafen Hamburg is at the St Pauli end of the Reeperbahn and next to a S/D-Bahn station. It also overlooks the Elbe and will be cheaper than Marriott or Plaza.
    Empire Riverside hotel is right next...
  38. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: I'll be there I should think. :banana:

    I'll be there I should think. :banana:
  39. It’s a relatively recent thing. Contractors (IT...

    It’s a relatively recent thing. Contractors (IT sys support) were not allowed to work in the same office as staff. Project guys had a separate office but general admin support guys worked from home.
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    You have to feel some sympathy for the poor...

    You have to feel some sympathy for the poor lackey who bought the unshredded cheese.
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    Have you checked whether you HAVE to use MTD...

    Have you checked whether you HAVE to use MTD software? Not everyone has been migrated yet and so some can still file online like normal
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    Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday!
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    Cheers all. If there's any doughnuts by the...

    Cheers all. If there's any doughnuts by the coffee machine where you work today, I definitely brought them in and so you should help yourself.
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    Happy Birthday NF! :banana::banana::banana:

    Happy Birthday NF! :banana::banana::banana:
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    I conducted company business whilst...

    <placeholder> I conducted company business whilst away from MyCo's registered address. Can I claim travel expenses for what is now a business trip?</placeholder>
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    Sticky: Numpty question but does a fund charge the same...

    Numpty question but does a fund charge the same fees regardless of platform assuming the platform has access to it?
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    Have a good one. :cheers::birthday:

    Have a good one. :cheers::birthday:
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    And in doing so bear in mind that this is about...

    And in doing so bear in mind that this is about how a future BoD might choose to prioritise issues and membership funds on.
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    To instruct the chair to vote as you instruct for...

    To instruct the chair to vote as you instruct for the AGM including, if you so wish, to vote against Special resolution 4 (changes to AoA) Linky


    To instruct the chair to vote as per your wishes...
  50. Attempting to install free Openwrt on one at the...

    Attempting to install free Openwrt on one at the mo. It'll either work or I'll have a new paperweight.
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