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    Close.....

    Close.....
  2. Typical EU superstate punishing the UK for...

    Typical EU superstate punishing the UK for leaving. Desperation really, as they're clearly trying to slow down the imminent break up of the EU and collapse of the Euro.

    Either that, or Boris...
  3. And you think you can laugh at people ? Ho Lee...

    And you think you can laugh at people ? Ho Lee Fuk......
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    Something along these f**king lines, yes :tongue

    Something along these f**king lines, yes :tongue
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    This.

    This.
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    So, your car is insured for business use, rather...

    So, your car is insured for business use, rather than just normal commuting ? Ohh and 'cosmetic damage' and 'it'll fail MOT on safety concerns' don't normally go together.
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    Where are all the Brexiteers who normally just...

    Where are all the Brexiteers who normally just jump on with 'No one cares about fishing/farming/exporting/Northern Ireland, it is unimportant to the new Global Britain economy' ?

    They must be...
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    Only watched it to see if Minestrone was going to...

    Only watched it to see if Minestrone was going to storm the podium demanding expenses for his Trump Victory party.

    No shots fired so far. A bit boring really.
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    Meat exporters......they'll be the next to say...

    Meat exporters......they'll be the next to say they're f**ked, if they haven't already.
  10. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    Agreed. As long as it doesn't lead to a Broon...

    Agreed. As long as it doesn't lead to a Broon Sauce shortage, then all is good.
  11. Zactly.....if any major company had experienced...

    Zactly.....if any major company had experienced the ****wittery of outsourced IT, it was Lloyds/HBOS (and I'm going back pre offshoring to their days of getting their £1M Powerpoints from...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  13. PM'd You....

    PM'd You....
  14. Was the point not that multiple vendors had to be...

    Was the point not that multiple vendors had to be able to upload their products ? Woocommerce can't do that on it's own. There are a myriad of plugins to do this with though, but I think they're all...
  15. So you just ignored my suggestion then :laugh

    So you just ignored my suggestion then :laugh
  16. I thought they'd stopped banning people for that...

    I thought they'd stopped banning people for that now, seeing Atw got away with a c*** or two.

    I'll try it and see :tongue:tongue:tongue
  17. There's a multi vendor plug in for...

    There's a multi vendor plug in for Wordpress/Woocommerse that I used to build something for someone a couple of years ago but can't remember the name.

    Either your accountant or Google will know...
  18. :rollin:

    :rollin:
  19. No reason to mess with the industry standard...

    No reason to mess with the industry standard method :-) This fancy 'foreign' method of Darmys should be banned in the UK now we've left. Or at least be subject to tariffs.
  20. I can't do it anymore as the bans are starting to...

    I can't do it anymore as the bans are starting to get longer now :eek but Darmstadt's effort is poor at best.

    If you're going to circumvent the swear filter, at least show some standards !
  21. Thread: Leave.UK

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    At lease Atw's post was accurate. You two idiots...

    At lease Atw's post was accurate. You two idiots working for the Sunday Sport now ?
  22. Apparently, his supporters were expecting more of...

    Apparently, his supporters were expecting more of a 'no mace revolution'

    ...
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    Yeah, all he needs to do is predict things before...

    Yeah, all he needs to do is predict things before they happen now and he'll be unbeatable.
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    This ^ They were great when they were Robert...

    This ^

    They were great when they were Robert Fleming & Co Private Bank.
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    I think you'll find it's HAS the world's biggest...

    I think you'll find it's HAS the world's biggest penis, not IS.
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    Jimmy Buchan is an absolute ******' trumpet....

    Jimmy Buchan is an absolute ******' trumpet. Sailed up the Thames with Farage and convinced fishermen that their market access wouldn't change and that their 100% exclusivity on UK waters would net...
  27. Thread: RIP Mrs W

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    3 of my last 5 bans to start with :smile

    3 of my last 5 bans to start with :smile
  28. Thread: RIP Mrs W

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    Sorry to hear man. Deepest sympathy. (Was...

    Sorry to hear man. Deepest sympathy.

    (Was banned when this was posted so sorry for not seeing earlier).
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    We're going to build a wall and they're going to...

    We're going to build a wall and they're going to pay for it. Sound familiar ?
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    We've tacken are cuntry back. The muslamic...

    We've tacken are cuntry back. The muslamic infedels cant come here from Europe and Germany dusnt make are laws.
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    Project fear, nothing to do with brexit, good...

    Project fear, nothing to do with brexit, good riddance to their EU superstate money, they need us.

    Did I miss any ??
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    ..on the run ?

    ..on the run ?
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    Any nominations for this one ?? :eek

    Any nominations for this one ?? :eek
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    Merry Christmas....

    As Shakin' Stevens once said.......Merry Christmas Every ****
  35. Thread: Surely not

    by TestMangler
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    :rollin: Probably true !!

    :rollin: Probably true !!
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    Hypo****

    Hypo****
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    Hope no one is in a 'Rush'......

    Hope no one is in a 'Rush'......
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    You can get it at thepiratebay.org

    You can get it at thepiratebay.org
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    Fake News. Put the mic down....

    Fake News. Put the mic down....
  40. A referendum sounds like a plan. Would you...

    A referendum sounds like a plan.

    Would you like to Remain part of the World or, Leave the World.

    If Bojo and Gove suggested that this would allow us free trade with the universe, there's enough...
  41. You haven't quite grasped this 'WTO Rules'...

    You haven't quite grasped this 'WTO Rules' thing....have you.
  42. :yay: :yay: :facepalm: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:...

    :yay: :yay: :facepalm: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

    You can't seriously be that f**king dumb.....
  43. Stop your remoaner whining. Nothing to do with...

    Stop your remoaner whining. Nothing to do with Brexit. It's a covid related rationalisation of their manufacturing estate.
  44. FTFY

    FTFY
  45. Something you say a lot, regardless of the fact...

    Something you say a lot, regardless of the fact that you're f**king still wrong......England's yes, Wales, yes.....The UK, no.....

    Brexit trade deal: Who really owns UK fishing quotas? - BBC News
  46. Have you not been listening ? It's not a No Deal...

    Have you not been listening ? It's not a No Deal Brexit.

    It's an Australia Style Deal !!!
  47. :laugh :laugh :laugh :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

    :laugh :laugh :laugh :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
  48. It might have been the UK, but they offshored it.

    It might have been the UK, but they offshored it.
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    Maybe not one of hers.....

    Maybe not one of hers.....
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    Things haven't been the same since Altavista sold...

    Things haven't been the same since Altavista sold out.....
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