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    I purposely didn't say espresso martini for that...

    I purposely didn't say espresso martini for that very reason. I was thinking of a cup of Nescafé instant with a slug of Russia's finest radiator water in it.
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    That slippery slope...

    This is an edited version of the the Cambridge Freshfields Annual Law Lecture, which Lord Sumption delivered on 27 October.

    It's quite a long read and contains some big words so the Fail readers...
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    I ain't posh, right!

    I ain't posh, right!
  4. True. It's one of the definitions of madness, I...

    True. It's one of the definitions of madness, I believe
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    I reckon it's a coffee made with vodka meself

    I reckon it's a coffee made with vodka meself
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    Distillation - Wikipedia...

    Distillation - Wikipedia

    Amateur :D
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    Yeah it kind of works. Not grounds for divorce.

    Yeah it kind of works. Not grounds for divorce.
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    Sticky: Bit of an over exaggeration, sorry. Just half...

    Bit of an over exaggeration, sorry.

    Just half the stomach, duodenum, gall bladder and part of the pancreas.
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    Sticky: Watching the fourth part of Surgeons which...

    Watching the fourth part of Surgeons which features replacement of bits of the aorta immediately out of the heart and an almost complete removal of someone's intestines.
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    The sick notes have been available since the...

    The sick notes have been available since the start of all these shenanigans. I believe there's a link in the covid help sticky
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    No idea. Maybe they're not a sockie (I am no good...

    No idea. Maybe they're not a sockie (I am no good at spotting them) but they're more tedious than AtW so, sockie or not, they don't need encouraging
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    Sticky: I have done nothing that I put on my to-do list....

    I have done nothing that I put on my to-do list.

    Oh well, I'll do it tomorrow :rollin:
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    Don't feed the sockie :D

    Don't feed the sockie :D
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    Sticky: I had weaned myself off wispas. I replaced them...

    I had weaned myself off wispas. I replaced them with a new drug: small multipack snickers.
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    Sticky: Same here.

    Same here.
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    Firefox is being very grumpy about it. Like a...

    Firefox is being very grumpy about it.

    Like a good security focussed professional I told it to shut up and ignore the warning.
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    Sticky: Decidely meh. The recipe I followed did not...

    Decidely meh. The recipe I followed did not provide enough cheesy sauce for the pasta.
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    Sticky: You may find it comes in handy for quick clothes...

    You may find it comes in handy for quick clothes drying :D
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    Sticky: Made a macaroni cheese, well technically it's...

    Made a macaroni cheese, well technically it's pasta in cheese and bacon sauce as I've not used macaroni, that should be ready to scoff between upcoming meetings. It's just doing its bit in the oven.
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    Sticky: I really don't get why people leave such things...

    I really don't get why people leave such things for a long time. I know he was told by a doctor that it should be left alone but if it's causing problems and pain then it's not supposed to be there...
  21. Thread: FreeAgent

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    All excellent points, thanks. I would like to...

    All excellent points, thanks.

    I would like to clarify my comment with:

    I wouldn't be looking to get rid of my accountant any time soon. My use case for having a representation of the CT600...
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    Sticky: I received a pre-9 am scam call too! Mine was a...

    I received a pre-9 am scam call too! Mine was a robotic voice telling me my Amazon Prime would be renewed automatically if I didn't do some shizzle or other.

    My Dad says he gets the Amazon call...
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    Sticky: It's been a good series, very interesting.

    It's been a good series, very interesting.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all As noted by others, it...

    :wave:

    Morning all

    As noted by others, it seems to be a nice day today. Blue sky, some wispy cloud. Dry. Currently 11 degrees with an expected high od 13. Sadly 90% chance of rain from...
  25. That feels worse!

    That feels worse!
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    Stale farts anyone?

    Stale farts anyone?
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    Not all banks are the same and not all teams...

    Not all banks are the same and not all teams within banks are the same. Like any industry, it's generally pointless to generalise
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    Yep. It's a normal thing to feed those in need,...

    Yep. It's a normal thing to feed those in need, generally with no questions asked or forms proving eligibility required.
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    Sticky: The Two Escobars was actually very interesting...

    The Two Escobars was actually very interesting and not as depressing as I thought it was going to be.
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    Sticky: I'm feeling cheerful so I'm watching: BBC iPlayer...

    I'm feeling cheerful so I'm watching: BBC iPlayer - Storyville - The Two Escobars

    The iPlayer blub says:
    "At a time when drug money fuelled the sport known in the underworld as “Narco-soccer”,...
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    About bloody time too! I have no idea why any...

    About bloody time too! I have no idea why any accounting system doesn't allow CT600 to be prepared/submitted. It seems they all require a special "accountants" version of their software

    Hopefully...
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    Sticky: Dark out. Not currently raining but it was...

    Dark out. Not currently raining but it was forecast to have stopped by now.
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    Sticky: An orange was indeed eaten this afternoon. ...

    An orange was indeed eaten this afternoon.

    Such is the excitement around here.

    I have made a to-do list for the rest of the week as today really wasn't all that productive.
  34. Ah. I scanned the page initially before sharing,...

    Ah. I scanned the page initially before sharing, and just rescanned it and it took a few attempts to see the big bold statement at the very top :facepalm:

    The replacement links are pretty much...
  35. I haven't read it, but is this of any use? ...

    I haven't read it, but is this of any use?

    [Withdrawn] Providing services including those of a qualified professional after Brexit - GOV.UK


    And there's an email address for enquiries:...
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    Sticky: Just noticed there be rain afalling. Good job...

    Just noticed there be rain afalling.

    Good job I'm not allowed to go out.
  37. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0-omTR1Ps

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0-omTR1Ps
  38. Oi! Edit your own posts!

    Oi! Edit your own posts!
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    This seems to now be a virtual event Awards...

    This seems to now be a virtual event

    Awards Event — The Contracting Awards 2020

    Good job I never booked that table :D
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    Depends if it's a bell curve or just a bell end.

    Depends if it's a bell curve or just a bell end.
  41. Yeah I was trying to figure out how crayfish...

    Yeah I was trying to figure out how crayfish would overrun a cemetary too. Glad it's not just me.

    I refuse to click the link and find out the Fail's interpretation of events.
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    Seems more like, "Keir Starmer delivers a...

    Seems more like, "Keir Starmer delivers a glancing blow to a cyclist but no significant damage caused, reminiscent of his attempts to hold the PM to account at PMQs"

    Less catchy tho'
  43. I was so hoping that would be a link to a long...

    I was so hoping that would be a link to a long stick
  44. Ooh...

    Ooh...
  45. I refuse to have any of that crud in my place. I...

    I refuse to have any of that crud in my place. I find it all way too creepy and don't think the convenience is a good enough sell.

    If there was a system that used your internal network and didn't...
  46. No, he sounds like he has standards.

    No, he sounds like he has standards.
  47. There was quite some queuing when I got back from...

    There was quite some queuing when I got back from Portugal earlier this month on the UK side. I think all four flights that were due in that day arrived at the same time.

    On entry to Portugal,...
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    Sticky: Two slices of toast and marmite have been eaten...

    Two slices of toast and marmite have been eaten for lunch.

    I will have an orange for my afternoon snack.
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    My very first accountant kept telling me to...

    My very first accountant kept telling me to remove payments on account and one year it caught up with me and I ended up paying interest (but fortunately no penalities). They gave me the impression...
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    Sticky: I believe there has been rain off and on...

    I believe there has been rain off and on throughout the morning but I've not paid much attention to it.

    Contemplating what to have for lunch but not feeling especially hungry. I did get some bread...
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