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    Sticky: 'a stirring feeling of emotional motivation and...

    'a stirring feeling of emotional motivation and energy'????

    i could use some of that :smokin
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    Sticky: tonight's culinary delight has been cumberland...

    tonight's culinary delight has been cumberland sausages, eggs and chips.
    just to keep me grounded, like.
    with HP sauce, too.

    very nice it was too.
  3. so why ask then? - sort it out yourself and then...

    so why ask then? - sort it out yourself and then tell us all how wonderful you are.
    and how big your cat's bolloks are.
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    So go on, then! - push back! good luck. let...

    So go on, then! - push back!

    good luck.

    let us know how you get on.
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    Sticky: i doubt it can be seen with the naked eye now,...

    i doubt it can be seen with the naked eye now, so, no.
    but thanks anyway
  6. yeh, inneresting that.

    yeh, inneresting that.
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    Sticky: I just might at that. - today was the first time...

    I just might at that. - today was the first time i could pull the 'pult properly since 'the curious incident of the horsesh1t and the tree' :eyes
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    Sticky: so buy replacement bands. that hammerli looks...

    so buy replacement bands.
    that hammerli looks really good for the price.
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    Sticky: Barnett black widow with 6mm steel balls and MKI...

    Barnett black widow with 6mm steel balls and MKI eyeballs. :D :smokin
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    Sticky: funny that. i too got two this morning. :eek

    funny that. i too got two this morning. :eek
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    Sticky: can you have a quick look for my will to live...

    can you have a quick look for my will to live too?
    i appear to have misplaced it.
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    I don't think he's alone in that, somehow

    I don't think he's alone in that, somehow
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    Sticky: they might be trying to scare you off if they're...

    they might be trying to scare you off if they're vibrating :nerd
  14. :D :D :D

    :D :D :D
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    Sticky: ' a rebel without a clue' ? :smokin

    ' a rebel without a clue' ?

    :smokin
  16. Thread: Car Buying

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    but how big are your cat's bolloks?? eh? :smokin

    but how big are your cat's bolloks?? eh? :smokin
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: grey and wet in soggy sarf...

    Morning
    :wave:

    grey and wet in soggy sarf herts
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    Sticky: a bit like TSR2 then? dinner was a lamb ragu...

    a bit like TSR2 then?

    dinner was a lamb ragu with penne pasta and grated pecorino.

    i'm sort of getting back to cooking.

    maybe the bang oan ra heid knocked some sense in?

    oh, well.
  19. WGAF?? feck NI.

    WGAF??

    feck NI.
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    this is a windup, right?? are you Sure you're a...

    this is a windup, right??
    are you Sure you're a contractor?

    FFS.
  21. Thread: Cancel Brexit!

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    no

    no
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    Sticky: and yet, they still use the term 'core memory'...

    and yet, they still use the term 'core memory' :smokin

    the poor benighted fools.
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    :popcorn:

    :popcorn:
  24. Thread: Moon Landings

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    :D :D :D

    :D :D :D
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    Sticky: you? - in the Scotia? - you widnae last five...

    you? - in the Scotia? - you widnae last five seconds wi' yer southern snob manners.

    :smokin
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    Sticky: catheter bags?? god, you're posh! I'll just...

    catheter bags?? god, you're posh!

    I'll just pish in the empties.

    and i Never get stage fright :smokin
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    Sticky: Aye! - me an' aw! :mad:

    Aye! - me an' aw! :mad:
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    Poll: Ketchup is for wooses. and where's the 'reggae...

    Ketchup is for wooses.
    and where's the 'reggae reggae' option?

    FFS.

    this poll's rigged higher than a central american.

    :smokin
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    Sticky: morning :wave: BSWFB here today

    morning
    :wave:

    BSWFB here today
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    Sticky: sell them to JtB. he likes tedious.

    sell them to JtB.

    he likes tedious.
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    have you just noticed? :D

    have you just noticed? :D
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    no time for that sort of reaction, and it was the...

    no time for that sort of reaction, and it was the front wheel that hit the horsesh1t, slid, and then bit.

    classic highside.

    all over in a second. <according to my mates, i don't remember much...
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    Sticky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nFwwjBlEc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nFwwjBlEc
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    I like lids. LIDS ARE GOOD. kevlar lined...

    I like lids.

    LIDS ARE GOOD.

    kevlar lined jeans aren't too bad either :smokin
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    this news should please the :winker:s in THAT...

    this news should please the :winker:s in THAT subthread :D
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    Sticky: thanks for clearing that up :D i might have...

    thanks for clearing that up :D

    i might have got mildly miffed, otherwise, - honest :eek
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    Sticky: Thanks. Patience has Never been my strong...

    Thanks.

    Patience has Never been my strong point, unfortunately.

    i still think i'm 25.

    i'm not.

    i'm closer to 3x25.
  44. Thread: Car Buying

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    me too. i give not a tulip also.

    me too.
    i give not a tulip also.
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    Sticky: not really, no :D

    not really, no :D
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    Sticky: some one has to :banana: :banana:

    some one has to

    :banana: :banana:
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    Sticky: i suppose

    i suppose
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    Sticky: oh, well

    oh, well
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    Sticky: not as fast as i'd like, but i'm getting there, ta

    not as fast as i'd like, but i'm getting there, ta
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    Sticky: fine thanks, - you?

    fine thanks, - you?
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