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    I'm a crap driver, my spatial awareness is...

    I'm a crap driver, my spatial awareness is shocking, and I struggle to tell left from right :)

    But I managed to drive to the Netherlands - it was motorway most of the way, but there were a few...
  2. Take the tip, then bet on anything but his...

    Take the tip, then bet on anything but his 3-legged donkey.
  3. Excellent - glad you enjoyed it. Great fun...

    Excellent - glad you enjoyed it.

    Great fun doing it :)

    Oddly enough, my curtains were the subject of a crowd fund in the youtube chat last Monday - apparently I need some new ones!


    Hope...
  4. If anyone's missing their countdown fix, we've...

    If anyone's missing their countdown fix, we've been streaming a live mini-series on Mondays and Thursdays at 8.

    There have been some truly excellent games - up tonight is the subject of this...
  5. Can I borrow £20?

    <tarby>Can I borrow £20?</tarby>
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    yep, that was my thought - changing your password...

    yep, that was my thought - changing your password doesn't log out other devices. Pretty crappy.

    <checks ebay password>
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    Santander have reduced their business "reward"...

    Santander have reduced their business "reward" saver rate from 0.1% to 0.01%
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    Our most successful year yet :) Five healthy...

    Our most successful year yet :)

    Five healthy fledglings - one has taken the plunge; the others are thinking about it - scary stuff out there! Cats are confined to the house :)
    ...
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    I suspect when this is over, there will be no...

    I suspect when this is over, there will be no money for anything.
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    Add £200 to your day rate!

    Add £200 to your day rate!
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    Poll: So how isn't it? I've spent the last year...

    So how isn't it?

    I've spent the last year tearing hair out as both Android and Apple increasing lock down notifications, background jobs etc. How has the official app got round the operating...
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    Poll: There's a few challenges here - how is it...

    There's a few challenges here

    - how is it going to use bluetooth in the background? Neither android or apple allow this
    - do most phones have the lower power bluetooth?

    We'll see...
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    Poll: Will you download the app?

    So the government will ask that we all download an app that tracks who we're in bluetooth range of

    Coronavirus: Contact tracing app to be trialled on Isle of Wight - BBC News

    What does the...
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    We have informed them that CCTV is installed. ...

    We have informed them that CCTV is installed.


    Last egg hatched this morning - all looking good for now.
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    Hatching! 4 baby Mr Burns in the pic - a...

    Hatching!


    4 baby Mr Burns in the pic - a fifth appeared during the day.

    Best thing that's happened since lockdown

    https://i.ibb.co/TRMWC29/hatch.jpg

    (Yes, the telly stand needs...
  16. Merkel = Abbey with new badge AFAIK

    Merkel = Abbey with new badge AFAIK
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    I seriously think this is the longest I've gone...

    I seriously think this is the longest I've gone without a McDonald's since I was 16.
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    Possibly Is Kim Jong-un dead? Rumours...

    Possibly

    Is Kim Jong-un dead? Rumours circulate as Chinese doctors sent to North Korea | Metro News
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    I went to the pet store to buy some exotic...

    I went to the pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds
    The assistant said have you got a store card
    I said no, but I think I may have excited a pelican
  20. Thread: Get popcorn

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    TL;DR, but what's this about putting the quote at...

    TL;DR, but what's this about putting the quote at the bottom of the post? :freaky:
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    https://i.ibb.co/Z8b8Fs7/t1.jpg...

    https://i.ibb.co/Z8b8Fs7/t1.jpg
    https://i.ibb.co/QNgXR2w/t2.jpg
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    All good atm - she has seven eggs, and has been...

    All good atm - she has seven eggs, and has been sitting for about 3 days. Will post some piccies :)
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    Was amused on my bike ride today by a mum with...

    Was amused on my bike ride today by a mum with two wee lads on bikes - "The world's gone to tulip and you two are arguing about who's going to press the button on the pedestrian crossing!"
  24. When I was about 6 I went to a birthday party. I...

    When I was about 6 I went to a birthday party. I was sad because my sister wasn't invited, so I decided to take some sweets home for her - wasn't quite sure if it was allowed, so I put them in my...
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk...

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
    Ah, those were the days...
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    I've got flights and hotel booked for end of June...

    I've got flights and hotel booked for end of June in Edinburgh.

    IHG now offering refunds up till end of June, but slightly complicated as I paid (via Hotels.com) with Tesco vouchers, so dunno how...
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    I don't think you need to register as self...

    I don't think you need to register as self employed - you're not, you're an employee of your main job.

    Assuming your employment allows it, simply submit a tax return showing the additional income...
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    Ours is pretty old, and the browser software...

    Ours is pretty old, and the browser software needed to stream online only works in IE11 or less.

    Have a look at Handykam.com bird box cameras, trail cameras, CCTV - Springwatch cameras -...
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    I minute my own meetings, that way the minutes...

    I minute my own meetings, that way the minutes are accurate :)

    Not sure why you need their system to produce minutes? Write your own, file them, and tear theirs up.
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    Titcam's back!

    Just started nesting yesterday :)

    https://i.ibb.co/cLVzC6y/tit.png
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    Thankfully I read it tomorrow.

    Thankfully I read it tomorrow.
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    Well he kinda had to - I was pretending to be a...

    Well he kinda had to - I was pretending to be a groupie :laugh
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    v8gaz bought me a G&T there. It was about £20. ...

    v8gaz bought me a G&T there. It was about £20. I was glad he was paying!
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    That's not entirely clear - he had coronavirus...

    That's not entirely clear - he had coronavirus and he died. It's not clear how much that contributed to his death.

    Eddie Large: Comedian dies aged 78 with coronavirus - BBC News
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    One for our security experts

    Fancy joining the cabinet meeting?

    https://twitter.com/tprstly/status/1244987463585665026


    zoom meeting id 539-544-323

    Have fun :)
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    I'm presuming this is in response to the IR35...

    I'm presuming this is in response to the IR35 reform delay, and would give you the opportunity to operate outside IR35 if you feel that is the correct determination.

    At the current time, if you're...
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    This is interesting ...

    This is interesting

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/875619/PPN-02_20-Contingent-Workers-Impacted-by-COVID-19-1.pdf

    Not 100% sure...
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    Astrophysicists are clever people

    Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device | Australia news | The Guardian

    Better than getting a gherkin stuck up your bum I guess.
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    Strange times. I put the bins out the other night...

    Strange times. I put the bins out the other night and the whole street gave me a round of applause.
  40. https://twitter.com/AndyIPSE/status/12434608708580...

    https://twitter.com/AndyIPSE/status/1243460870858047489
  41. IPSE welcomes “historic lifeline” for...

    IPSE welcomes “historic lifeline” for self-employed | IPSE

    "Derek Cribb, CEO of IPSE (the Association of Independent Professionals and the Self-Employed) said:"

    This looks like the chappie
    ...
  42. People are scared and angry. These are scary...

    People are scared and angry. These are scary times.
  43. As I posted elsewhere The deal is good (and...

    As I posted elsewhere

    The deal is good (and should be 'welcomed') for those it helps - but those people aren't generally ipse members unless the demographic has shifted massively over the last...
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    yep - but you still get it!

    yep - but you still get it!
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    No I can't find it. Thought I'd read it...

    No I can't find it. Thought I'd read it somewhere, but may have dreamt it.
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    I'm pretty sure I read somewhere (but can't...

    I'm pretty sure I read somewhere (but can't remember where) that it had been confirmed that directors could furlough themselves and claim the 80% of their salary.

    This scheme is not for LtdCo's -...
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    It's for the self employed From BBC article...

    It's for the self employed

    From BBC article

    "At least half their income needs to have come from self-employment as registered on the 2019-20 tax return filed in January, or averaged over the...
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    I don't think this covers LtdCo contractors -...

    I don't think this covers LtdCo contractors - it's all off the SATR, which is how self employed declare their profits.

    I think I read somewhere that they'd confirmed we could furlough ourselves,...
  49. Thread: Sky Q?

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    :wave: Nice to see you - all good in Pogle...

    :wave:

    Nice to see you - all good in Pogle Woods?
  50. Sorry to hear that Ziggy - tough times.

    Sorry to hear that Ziggy - tough times.
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