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    Queens Gambit great. Sex education rubbish....

    Queens Gambit great.
    Sex education rubbish.
    Stranger things okay.
    The Stranger one of the best programs I have ever seen.
    Currently on top of the lake.
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    Sticky: I thought you were on date night? :confused: ...

    I thought you were on date night? :confused:

    More cocktails needed before HWMBO looks attractive for something other than freezer filling skills?
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    Sticky: Chap I worked with worked with Bezos when he was...

    Chap I worked with worked with Bezos when he was at the London hedge fund.

    He used to sleep in the office. On top of filing cabinets. By window. Many floors up. What a freak.
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    Sticky: :wave: How is the knee? My bike crash on...

    :wave:

    How is the knee?

    My bike crash on election day last year wreckedmy hip. Now hip and knee are stuffed. Both need replacing. Next Thursday the surgeon decides which is first.
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    Sticky: I only came back for the full sp. Total...

    I only came back for the full sp.

    Total disappointment.
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    Sticky: Century :yay: What hapened to that bicycle you...

    Century :yay:

    What hapened to that bicycle you stole? :rolleyes:
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    24 carat magic bruno mars

    24 carat magic bruno mars
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    Sticky: Didn't NF eat chinese on a Saturday night?...

    Didn't NF eat chinese on a Saturday night? :confused:
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    Sticky: Oddly a good nights doze often starts with the...

    Oddly a good nights doze often starts with the shipping forecast.
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    Sticky: Has HWMBO run out of roofies?

    Has HWMBO run out of roofies?
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: I wanted the century reall. Oh well, I must do...

    I wanted the century reall. Oh well, I must do some w*rk.

    :wave:

    Laters peeps!
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    Sticky: Hardly cycled since Feb. I tried the other day....

    Hardly cycled since Feb. I tried the other day. My knee is too painful to mount a bike.

    My accident on election day last year led to hip issues. That led to knee issues. I need a hip and knee...
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    Sticky: Ive been loving the Monday Links....

    Ive been loving the Monday Links....
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    Sticky: Good news. Bad news.

    Good news. Bad news.
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    Sticky: Since she gave up drinking in Feb following a...

    Since she gave up drinking in Feb following a black out and waking up on the floor with back pain, much better!

    She needs to do more exercise. Her sister runs the biggest hotel in Llandudno. It...
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    Sticky: My brother was found by an fellow paratrooper...

    My brother was found by an fellow paratrooper major. He had seen many dead people - some desperate to survive, some contented. My brother was contented.
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    Sticky: I once bought a pack of batteries. It had a...

    I once bought a pack of batteries. It had a notice on the packet. "Batteries not included".

    I bet you are all so pleased I have turned up with my "jokes" again....
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    Sticky: Is that for your "special torch" you keep in the...

    Is that for your "special torch" you keep in the bedside cabinet?
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    Sticky: One good thing about being away - no infraction...

    One good thing about being away - no infraction points since April!

    I must get that corrected. I will try to gather infraction points from all four mods!
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    Sticky: Thats not what was suggested at the last CUK meet...

    Thats not what was suggested at the last CUK meet up!
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    Sticky: "hand around" - dare I look that up on urban...

    "hand around" - dare I look that up on urban dictionary?
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    Sticky: So how is HWMBO?

    So how is HWMBO?
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    Sticky: One should keep up to date with how stupid people...

    One should keep up to date with how stupid people "think".

    It enables one to keep ahead of the crowd.....
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    Sticky: :wave: How are you? Still the mild mannered...

    :wave:

    How are you? Still the mild mannered know it all? :rollin:
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    Sticky: :wave: I know you are already bethrothed to...

    :wave:

    I know you are already bethrothed to HWMBO (o=oppressed).

    If we have to get married, can we skip to the part where I give you a house? Anything else is too much effort....
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    Sticky: I have to confess. I tell a lie. I do know who NF...

    I have to confess. I tell a lie. I do know who NF is! While away I did check Monday LInks every week. And had a good laugh at the general retards....
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    Sticky: Who is this NF chap anyway?

    Who is this NF chap anyway?
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    Sticky: NickFitz Posts 34,771 BrilloPad Posts 34,767 ...

    NickFitz Posts 34,771
    BrilloPad Posts 34,767

    Grrrrrrrr. This is not on!
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    Sticky: I would never marry a CUK mod. I don't have many...

    I would never marry a CUK mod. I don't have many standards - but some things are too low even for me.
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    Sticky: Not that I would marry WTFH!

    Not that I would marry WTFH!
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    Sticky: Its what I look for in a wife.

    Its what I look for in a wife.
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    Happy Birthday to me!

    I see one still has to start ones own birthday thread round here.

    For those with short memories, I was the wittiest most intelligent poster here until I decided to give the rest of you a chance. I...
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    Sticky: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-en...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/136396-iq-consultants-felicitas-solutions-ecs-trustees-loan-repayment-demands-124.html#post2769730

    I am off again for a while. I should...
  36. Due to comments like yours I just had to take 3...

    Due to comments like yours I just had to take 3 weeks off. I have returned a couple of days ago and trying to lurk. But people like you who just DO NOT HAVE A CLUE drive me mad.

    I have spoken...
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    Sticky: :wave: I just posted this on a North Wales...

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    I just posted this on a North Wales facebook group: -

    I am getting worried that the differing advice in Wales to the whole of the UK will be confusing. Is now the time for full...
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    Sticky: Mrs BP made a pineapple upside down cake a few...

    Mrs BP made a pineapple upside down cake a few days ago.

    Yesterday was cookies.
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    Sticky: Yes :rolleyes: Though I am having a bit of...

    Yes

    :rolleyes:

    Though I am having a bit of a laugh at the idiots in general.
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    Sticky: Only someone without children could say that.

    Only someone without children could say that.
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    Sticky: Given the morons I work with I doubt dementia...

    Given the morons I work with I doubt dementia will have much left to destroy.
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    Sticky: Been watching alot of big bang theory recently. ...

    Been watching alot of big bang theory recently.

    It really p1sses me off that for a programme that celebrates Physics nerdiness, the title song includes the words "It all started with a really big...
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    Sticky: Is that the numbers you ordered at the Chinese?...

    Is that the numbers you ordered at the Chinese? :confused:
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    Sticky: I disagree strongly. I regularly see threads...

    I disagree strongly. I regularly see threads attacking posters in the title.

    And scheme enquiries has 2 categories of advisers posting. Those who will help and those who will make things much...
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  46. MaryPoppins did. At the Christmas Party.

    MaryPoppins did. At the Christmas Party.
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: :wave:

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