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    Hi, I'd like to make a non-money financial...

    Hi, I'd like to make a non-money financial contribution but can't see that option on the gofundme page. Can you point it out please?
  2. What Giant have done is pretty much the default...

    What Giant have done is pretty much the default position for for Umbrellas, unless they tell you otherwise. They accrue your holiday pay so that you still get a "as close to normal" pay if/when you...
  3. Thread: Hurrah!

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    This one will even look after your nuts. ...

    This one will even look after your nuts.

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/515fUfQUbeL._AC_.jpg
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    What do you mean "move to Australia" and contract...

    What do you mean "move to Australia" and contract "from the UK"? Do you mean work for UK clients whilst living down under?

    What have your investigations to date informed you?
  5. Thread: Debenhams

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    In London, each changing room can be sold for...

    In London, each changing room can be sold for around £500K.
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    Scotch (Egg) On The Rocks

    "Drinkers in tier two areas of England could order a Scotch egg with their pint to keep in line with post-lockdown rules, a cabinet minister has said."

    Covid-19: Drinkers in tier two '''could...
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    This is the sounds of someone has just realised...

    This is the sounds of someone has just realised they have been Inside IR35 all along and is angry with the world:
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    And I told you where to find what people were...

    And I told you where to find what people were thinking. But, in the General forum, stupid questions do deserve (if not demand) snarky replies.

    :ladybags:
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    But, have they specifically stated that immunity...

    But, have they specifically stated that immunity does end when you die?
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    I think you'll find the same PUBLIC SECTOR...

    I think you'll find the same PUBLIC SECTOR questions were asked by confused people back then too, even if not directly applicable to the April 2020 date.
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    I'd go read the IR35 posts from December 2019 to...

    I'd go read the IR35 posts from December 2019 to March 2020 and not ask the same questions that were answered there, hoping to get different answers.
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    https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article62118...

    https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6211842.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/Blackadder.jpg

    Wibble
  13. Thread: Free lunch

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    Free Lunch

    Is there such a thing?
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    Find another income stream for the company, loan...

    Find another income stream for the company, loan your own personal money into the business (directors loan account) or get a bank loan (unlikely unless it's the government BBL). Move to California...
  15. Thread: My Lunch

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    That looks more like a loin than a side.

    That looks more like a loin than a side.
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    No they're not.

    No they're not.
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    Nice one :happy

    Nice one :happy
  18. Thread: boomed

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    Very selective choice of "British" cities.

    Very selective choice of "British" cities.
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    Some people will still need to check stuff with...

    Some people will still need to check stuff with their accountants and someone has to tell them :D
  20. You've gotten a clear answer to your IR35...

    You've gotten a clear answer to your IR35 question, but this jumped out at me. Don't start new business to try avoid/reduce tax - do it because you have researched the market and have determined...
  21. Does this not depend on whether it is an interim...

    Does this not depend on whether it is an interim or final dividend?

    Timing is everything - how to avoid your dividends falling into the wrong tax year - IT Contracting

    If a final dividend, the...
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    If only someone would do something about that....

    If only someone would do something about that....
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    I thought there was already one that did that,...

    I thought there was already one that did that, though it does seem to have a bug where it sometimes starts talking about other things it clearly has no clue about.
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    I'm not trying to defend them - I think their...

    I'm not trying to defend them - I think their policy of making it difficult for new entrants is despicable. But, I've seen 2 claims on this thread, neither of which have any documented evidence.

    -...
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    Called it (as someone used to say) ...

    Called it (as someone used to say)

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/126569-stock-market-crash-117.html#post2833735

    No chart needed.
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    Ok, but once again: How might the FCSA cost some...

    Ok, but once again: How might the FCSA cost some people a lot of money?

    Is there any evidence that FCSA members are not deducting the correct tax (notwithstanding the suggestion that some could be...
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    If a God does exist, I imagine it'd be non-binary.

    If a God does exist, I imagine it'd be non-binary.
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    Serious question: who might it cost a lot of...

    Serious question: who might it cost a lot of money?

    Yes, their almost closed-door policy for new applicants is verging on an anti-competitive use of their market position, leveraging the laziness...
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    "Due to year end reasons". Ah, that makes sense,...

    "Due to year end reasons". Ah, that makes sense, because there's no way the client or the agent will have known about there being year end when you were offered a 6 month contract.

    Good luck, and...
  30. Definitely pedantry. Point I was making is that...

    Definitely pedantry. Point I was making is that getting investigated just because you've gone from self-determined outside to Umbrella (via PSC ban), does not introduce any risk of being found inside...
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    FTFY (can't believe you didn't take the...

    FTFY (can't believe you didn't take the opportunity)
  32. No-one can answer this till you clarify whether...

    No-one can answer this till you clarify whether you will be inside IR35. You hinted you think you would be, but I suspect (as per replies above) this is just a blanket ban of PSC engagement and are...
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    I was asking cojak, who said that as a statement...

    I was asking cojak, who said that as a statement of fact "It's known that the FCSA has dodgy umbrellas on its books.". I've not seen any evidence that any FCSA accredited umbrellas are "dodgy" but...
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    Which FCSA accredited umbrellas are known to be...

    Which FCSA accredited umbrellas are known to be dodgy? This could be valuable information for those that are told they must chose one from their list.
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    On a more positive note, at least God has got his...

    On a more positive note, at least God has got his hand back.
  36. Why?

    Why?
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    You wouldn't have gotten very good odds on that...

    You wouldn't have gotten very good odds on that being the way he'd leave this mortal pitch.

    Brilliant player - it was a shame how he abused his own body after quitting the game.
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    Is that the recommended way of getting child...

    Is that the recommended way of getting child support from absent fathers now that the CSA is no more?
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    One elderly lady owner, low mileage and full...

    One elderly lady owner, low mileage and full service history?
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    Sticky: 6 years after which date? And how strong is that...

    6 years after which date? And how strong is that "belief"?
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    You really should do your own research/reading -...

    You really should do your own research/reading - you'll learn a lot more than asking part questions here.

    Here's a starter (random selection after a google search):

    Three benefits of staggering...
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    Denmark had Covid mutations in minks. Not far...

    Denmark had Covid mutations in minks. Not far from Finland. I hope Rudolph is tested...
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    Exactly as intended. By jove, you've...

    Exactly as intended.



    By jove, you've worked it out too!
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    Boris is clearly from another planet.

    Boris is clearly from another planet.
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    I've coined a new phrase "He's two households...

    I've coined a new phrase

    "He's two households short of a full Christmas"

    Feel free to use.
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    Well done Chris! Becoming a Millionaire Is a...

    Well done Chris!

    Becoming a Millionaire Is a Letdown | Chris Reining

    I didn't realise charts could go that way!
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    I've just checked, and sliding down people's...

    I've just checked, and sliding down people's chimneys while they're sleeping, in order to surprise their children, is not on the zzzzz list.
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    This. Easy to say with hindsight - but the...

    This. Easy to say with hindsight - but the mistake was going from a CS degree to a support job, and sticking in that area. It'll be tricky moving out of that in the current market.
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    Chart or it didn't happen.

    Chart or it didn't happen.
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    You should be sent to prison for that sentence...

    You should be sent to prison for that sentence (sic)!

    I doubt anyone can really say what is too long. In one contract, I'd had enough after 3 months, in another, I was there for 2 years and was...
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