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    Sticky: Bloody hell! Where's the time gone? :confused:

    Bloody hell! Where's the time gone? :confused:
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    Sticky: Good evening all! Just received an email from...

    Good evening all!

    Just received an email from the Probate Court granting me "Letters of Administration" within 1 week of me sending the relevant forms.

    I am not a lawyer, however...

    I would...
  3. Thread: Transport

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    The distant sound of a little mustachioed chap...

    The distant sound of a little mustachioed chap foogling... :tumble:
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    I'd rather be meeting you at the pub for a pint!

    I'd rather be meeting you at the pub for a pint!
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    WFH.

    WFH.
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    Sissy would be right.

    Sissy would be right.
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    Don't assume "Joined Up Thinking" when having a...

    Don't assume "Joined Up Thinking" when having a discussion with AtW.
  8. Now I've got a 10 year rainy day fund I find I'm...

    Now I've got a 10 year rainy day fund I find I'm not enjoying my job quite as much as I used to...
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    Sticky: Gratis.

    Gratis.
  10. Thread: Transport

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    We don't have enough morgues or capacity for body...

    We don't have enough morgues or capacity for body disposal - that is the real reason for flattening the curve.

    Hth.
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    Sticky: Good morning all! :wave: Daily Report...

    Good morning all! :wave:

    Daily Report
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    Location - WFH

    Weather - Too Dark To See!

    Parish Notes - Sick of WFH! Actually, that's not true. Sick of working from home and family...
  12. I use Scooter's charts for my predictions,...

    I use Scooter's charts for my predictions, they've never been correct yet!
  13. 9.

    9.
  14. Given the competition or lack there of, I feel...

    Given the competition or lack there of, I feel you may be correct.
  15. I was discussing the number of tests. With...

    I was discussing the number of tests.

    With regards to your original question of "Do you think your government is doing a good job?" my answer is "Yes, I do!".
  16. Thread: Face masks

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    Poll: They make people look like postboxes... Still,...

    They make people look like postboxes...

    Still, if some people need a comfort blanket... Who am I to decry that need?
  17. The answer is straightforward - there isn't one. ...

    The answer is straightforward - there isn't one. Live with it, you illiterate twunt.
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    Sticky: Own up, you were acting the goat! :laugh

    Own up, you were acting the goat! :laugh
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    Sticky: Morning all! :wave: Daily Report ######## ...

    Morning all! :wave:

    Daily Report
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    Location - WFH

    Weather - Greyish

    Parish Notes - Wife is currently at home from yesterday until Monday. I asked her last night "So, how was your...
  20. Or as MrMarkyMark seems to prefer "running round...

    Or as MrMarkyMark seems to prefer "running round wringing his hands like a ******** fairy!". The truth is there isn't an answer at the moment - live with it!
  21. Thread: France

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    Poll: Why would the French want to do this when...

    Why would the French want to do this when...
  22. Name names.

    Name names.
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    Sticky: No mate, the golden rule is to ensure that your...

    No mate, the golden rule is to ensure that your 76 year old mother is savvy enough to look after your inheritance!
  24. They're not a "Force" anymore, they're a...

    They're not a "Force" anymore, they're a "Service" and that transition was where it went woefully wrong!
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    I'm not but my wife is Irish and likes to throw...

    I'm not but my wife is Irish and likes to throw turf on the fire if the house isn't warm enough!
  26. Thread: Transport

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    "A" Pangolin? If by "Pangolin" you mean "Germ...

    "A" Pangolin? If by "Pangolin" you mean "Germ Warfare", then I agree.
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    Sticky: Morning All! :wave: Daily Report ######## ...

    Morning All! :wave:

    Daily Report
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    Location - WFH

    Weather - Greyish

    Parish Notes - Yesterday went as well as expected. Didn't get stopped by Plod on way to Funeral. Wore one of...
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    That isn't exactly your strongest attribute now,...

    That isn't exactly your strongest attribute now, is it? :eyes
  29. In fact, you should be. Until you're in the...

    In fact, you should be. Until you're in the presence of your solicitor.
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    I want a 10% payrise if I'm paying the power and...

    I want a 10% payrise if I'm paying the power and heating bill!
  31. Bastard! :fight:

    Bastard! :fight:
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    Sticky: https://youtu.be/cL7jyXCQ2Zc Gratis

    https://youtu.be/cL7jyXCQ2Zc

    Gratis
  33. I drove to Anglesey on Saturday, single crewed. ...

    I drove to Anglesey on Saturday, single crewed. Saw cars being stopped. Yesterday my brother did the same journey and got stopped by plod, he had his wife in the car so I assume it's multiple...
  34. Re:Woolworths - I split my head open outside...

    Re:Woolworths - I split my head open outside their social club in Castleton, Rochdale.

    A mate of mine had a customised white Rover SD1 - complete with a large spoiler on the tailgate. My then...
  35. That's rather cynical... :eek

    That's rather cynical... :eek
  36. No mate that's the Zyklon B.

    No mate that's the Zyklon B.
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    Sticky: There's a Tornado Gate Guard. Funny that, I...

    There's a Tornado Gate Guard.

    Funny that, I thought Sealand was going to be used for F35 Electronics Maintenance. Ahh, all is clear, part of Sealand will be used for housing, DECA will use...
  38. **** off back to Russia, there's a good chap.

    **** off back to Russia, there's a good chap.
  39. Thread: 60% LTV

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    I'm just about to pay mine off. Before my Mrs...

    I'm just about to pay mine off. Before my Mrs spends my inheritance!
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    Sticky: Yep, TFA. All sorted. Little Bro and his Mrs...

    Yep, TFA. All sorted. Little Bro and his Mrs dropped some paperwork off at the Undertaker in Llangefni yesterday. He was pulled over by plod just as you get to RAF Sealand. Little Bro was asked...
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    Sticky: Good morning all! :wave: Daily Report...

    Good morning all! :wave:

    Daily Report
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    Location - WFH

    Weather - Dull and Grey

    Parish Notes - Wife still going to work - Civil Service still putting my family at risk - f*ckers!
  42. "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find...

    "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

    Meghan Markle
    (Money Grabbing Expert)
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    Gratis!

    Gratis!
  44. Thread: Weekend plans

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    TFA. Appointment with the Funeral Director...

    TFA.

    Appointment with the Funeral Director tomorrow. Probably tidy up Mum's house a bit while I'm on the island.
  45. Thread: 60% LTV

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    Welsh with a Scouse accent whenever an Englishman...

    Welsh with a Scouse accent whenever an Englishman is around. :wink
  46. Thread: 60% LTV

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    I know Mum & Dad paid £245k for it 15 years ago. ...

    I know Mum & Dad paid £245k for it 15 years ago. I've not decided what to do with it just yet. Might keep it for a year in case I need to self isolate. CM won't move there.

    Soil? Good. <-- If...
  47. Thread: 60% LTV

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    That's why Mum and Dad bought the place. Stables...

    That's why Mum and Dad bought the place. Stables could be converted into a workshop...
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    Forgot to mention, stabling for 3 horses.

    Forgot to mention, stabling for 3 horses.
  49. Thread: 60% LTV

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    If you didn't have them before you move there,...

    If you didn't have them before you move there, you will soon after!
  50. Thread: 60% LTV

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    Fibre to cabinet. Cabinet 15 yards from house. ...

    Fibre to cabinet. Cabinet 15 yards from house. Detached, 2 large bedrooms, fantastic view of Snowdonia from Master bedroom and Kitchen.
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