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  1. Thread: #ClapForCarers

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    There will be some people on here who believe...

    There will be some people on here who believe that :laugh
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    But I bet you're tempted now to pop over there...

    But I bet you're tempted now to pop over there for a wee laugh? :happy
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    Sorry ..... would you prefer to hear my 70's...

    Sorry ..... would you prefer to hear my 70's disco CD?
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    :laugh i normally let things go if you can at...

    :laugh

    i normally let things go if you can at least make out the gist of the question. If someone wants to ask a question, even if they're only trolling, then they at least need to put in enough...
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    Any guess when posters will start to use commas...

    Any guess when posters will start to use commas or full stops so that sentences start to make sense?
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    Let's break this down ..... Can we have a...

    Let's break this down .....


    Can we have a link where you did this? Unfortunately, like a few other posters on here, you make loads of 'predictions', most of which are completely off the mark ......
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    PM sent to you to rectify that omission :D

    PM sent to you to rectify that omission :D
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    I only have to hear a snippet of that song, and...

    I only have to hear a snippet of that song, and I'm seeing the Hugh Grant scene as he walks through Notting Hill market - such a great song for a beautifully shot scene (even if you don't like...
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    I find sending him a picture of me, semi-naked,...

    I find sending him a picture of me, semi-naked, in my wife's underwear, generally turns him off :cool: To be fair, it turns most people off .... feel free to give it a go :D
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    I can't speak for ScooBos, but if you think I was...

    I can't speak for ScooBos, but if you think I was fortuitous, I'll give you a little background ..... I was brought up in a council house in a very underprivileged part of the UK. My parents split...
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    You're right, that's our true privilege - to be...

    You're right, that's our true privilege - to be born in the UK, with free health care, free (well, mostly) education, an open market for work, and the opportunity, should we choose, to better...
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    A 'privilege', if that is true, that I have...

    A 'privilege', if that is true, that I have worked to get. I came from a council estate from one of the poorest areas of the country and worked my way to where I am today. Nothing has been given to...
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    Makes no difference to me where house prices go,...

    Makes no difference to me where house prices go, we've no need to sell. We have no mortgage so interest rate changes won't impact our outgoings.
  14. Thread: #ClapForCarers

    by Whorty
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    This clapping lark, to me anyway, is akin to the...

    This clapping lark, to me anyway, is akin to the ice-bucket challenge. Everyone jumping on the bandwaggon, filming themselves, and sharing it all over social media. It feels like it's more about the...
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    Property prices are (mostly*) driven by supply...

    Property prices are (mostly*) driven by supply and demand. In the short term there is zero demand and zero supply, so prices will remain static.

    Mid term, only those people forced/very keen to...
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    Because Scooty only believes that bad things will...

    Because Scooty only believes that bad things will happen, mostly to other people. Strange way to see life, but there you are :laugh
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    MS is the same ... you die from one of the...

    MS is the same ... you die from one of the comorbidities, apparently, despite MS being the only reason the sufferer has the comorbidity! HIV/AIDs though is the opposite. Go figure.
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    https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/9191...

    https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91913817_10219846626268932_1512632922681638912_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQm-50PtZVUw3ucOLTjRcElWdNj1XjP7hC0xEinESIRdpZ1HGWyCvP-ssRbmnTt6HON...
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    Oy, feck off, I haven't posted any drivel...

    Oy, feck off, I haven't posted any drivel replying to you yet on this thread :grin
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    Touché

    Touché
  21. Thread: Hikikomori CFL

    by Whorty
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    Zwift bike racing :yay:

    Zwift bike racing :yay:
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    Top banana :banana:

    Top banana :banana:
  23. This .... It's not often I agree with Ziggy,...

    This ....


    It's not often I agree with Ziggy, but here I do. problem is, we're all armchair experts, and we all know that if we were in charge we'd be so much better. :laugh
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    Well it's working if this site is anything to go...

    Well it's working if this site is anything to go by ... you lot are all sh1tting your pants and looking for conspiracies all over the shop :laugh
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    A good, Made in Britain bin?

    A good, Made in Britain bin?
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    They KNOW what you're writing .... be very...

    They KNOW what you're writing .... be very careful, else it's the salt mines for you citizen :glasses
  27. Are they lying, or do they just not know the...

    Are they lying, or do they just not know the answer?

    If they say "we have no idea, sorry", people will panic. The government have a duty of care to not cause a panic. As such, the waffle is a...
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    Let us know if you're not worth saving!

    Thank yourself you don't live in the catchment of this GP Surgery

    Coronavirus: GP surgery apology over 'do not resuscitate' form - BBC News
  29. Yes, it tickled my bits too :D

    Yes, it tickled my bits too :D
  30. Thread: Transport

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    Yeah, that seems fair enough ...... oy, you,...

    Yeah, that seems fair enough ...... oy, you, nurse, thanks for all the help and sacrifice. We're going to banish you away from your family in a hotel for the next 3 months. What do you mean you have...
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    Or be a young woman who gets gang raped!

    Or be a young woman who gets gang raped!
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    You do see the irony of your post, don't you? ...

    You do see the irony of your post, don't you?

    In case you missed it, I've highlighted the 2 bits that go together :wink
  33. Again, for the hard of reading, I'm not...

    Again, for the hard of reading, I'm not complaining about the government or advocating that a Labour/Corbyn government would be any better.

    And, again for the hard of reading, I didn't vote...
  34. So you voted for them in December, even though...

    So you voted for them in December, even though they'd been lying out of their @rses for years, and now you're complaining about them lying?

    Seems people are happy when the government (irrespective...
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    They're a sovereign state. Surely it's up to them...

    They're a sovereign state. Surely it's up to them how they run their business? Or do you think they should have someone else make the rules for them to follow? :rolleyes:
  36. At the last GE, this Tory government won the...

    At the last GE, this Tory government won the majority of the seats in Westminster. This is despite their leadership team being shown to be pathological liars steered by Cummings. Why are we so...
  37. They know who they are ;)

    They know who they are ;)
  38. Nor me, but then I didn't vote Corbyn either...

    Nor me, but then I didn't vote Corbyn either ..... I'm just a little sick of a number of people on here, who criticised Corbyn for being a commie, then voted for a Tory capitalist government, and are...
  39. There are also many who voted for them who aren't...

    There are also many who voted for them who aren't whinging .... it's those who voted Tory, and complain about their policy, who need calling out. I have no problem with those who voted Tory and not...
  40. As per my last post ... we knew they were full of...

    As per my last post ... we knew they were full of lies before the last GE. If you voted for them at that GE, then why are you so upset now by their lies. If you didn't vote for them, carry on as you...
  41. Anyone who voted for this government shouldn't...

    Anyone who voted for this government shouldn't have a right to complain - you were warned before the last election that this Tory party were incompetent and only in it for themselves and their...
  42. No, come on, let them have their fun. It's been a...

    No, come on, let them have their fun. It's been a couple of posts since we had a good conspiracy theory :happy
  43. They are something :laugh

    They are something :laugh
  44. Now here's someone who hasn't seen Scooter's...

    Now here's someone who hasn't seen Scooter's graphs! They're great - one look and you'll be hooked on his expert advice ;)
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    Was always interesting when we lived in Beckenham...

    Was always interesting when we lived in Beckenham and friends saw we had a Kent address .... they assumed we lived in a quaint little village in the garden of England :laugh

    Yeah, I'd say, it's a...
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    Another 10-15% drop by 6th April would be nice :D

    Another 10-15% drop by 6th April would be nice :D
  47. Tell them you're off to the donut shop, they'll...

    Tell them you're off to the donut shop, they'll understand :D
  48. Thread: Spread

    by Whorty
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    You can do that already ... just do yourself an...

    You can do that already ... just do yourself an Advanced Directive (aka Living Will).
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    That's the second time you've posted that post...

    That's the second time you've posted that post from me - if we're going to say who's going personal, you did it first last week...
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    It wasn't aimed at you specifically although I do...

    It wasn't aimed at you specifically although I do include you to the numbers on here who are calling fake news and conspiracy - you might keep saying, "I don't believe this but ...", but that's in...
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