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    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you...

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired...
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    Black Hebrew Israelite. BBC for the whole...

    Black Hebrew Israelite.

    BBC for the whole day...

    "DONALD TRUMP HAS BEING SOWING DIVISION!!!!"

    Someone on the ear piece...

    "ehh, The guy that did it was a black hebrew"
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    yes,

    yes,
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    Anything more than 7 days is unjustified. ill...

    Anything more than 7 days is unjustified. ill take 3 days
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    What are you saying with your post sweet cheeks?

    What are you saying with your post sweet cheeks?
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    If you though I am trying to say something then I...

    If you though I am trying to say something then I apologise. I'm going to be more accurate so you know what I am saying.

    Black victims of murder in Chicago dont get metioned. Jews in New York do.
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    Race crimes in the USA.

    More black people were murdered in Chicago during Obama's 8 years than were killed in the entire Vietnam war. I've always found that to be a morbid comparison, nobody really cares, Obama didn't.
    ...
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    They don't, they behave entirely predictably. I...

    They don't, they behave entirely predictably. I have made a fortune from that.
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    I work with a "data scientist" he has remedial...

    I work with a "data scientist" he has remedial level maths and knows how to work a pivot table in excel. I shouted "I have got an honours in mechanical" at him once. Still feel a bit bad about that.
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    Steven Gerrard

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk59UYU7fJw
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    Wonderful. Would you like to come to my party?

    Wonderful.

    Would you like to come to my party?
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    :banana:

    :banana:
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    Must be a challenge being the genetic result from...

    Must be a challenge being the genetic result from yourself.
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    saswipeguru is about to hit us up with his "I...

    saswipeguru is about to hit us up with his "I have a villa in Portugal" schtick
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    People on council estates have a problem with me...

    People on council estates have a problem with me having 2 giffgaff numbers?
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    I have 2 numbers with giffgaff and have not yet...

    I have 2 numbers with giffgaff and have not yet received this text message,

    and if the price of getting roma beggers off the streets is a 2p surcharge on an SMS, well...
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    The Irish are still trying to understand the kilo.

    The Irish are still trying to understand the kilo.
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    My search strategy was just hit last and press...

    My search strategy was just hit last and press previous a few times.
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    He faked a HGV licence. That is 3.5 tonne.

    He faked a HGV licence. That is 3.5 tonne.
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    Poll: I posted 2 months ago that the conservatives...

    I posted 2 months ago that the conservatives would get "almost" 45% and the SNP would get 50 MPs.

    If "exposed" is getting it more right that all the polls well...
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    Exactly.

    Exactly.
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    If your question is.. "What public interest...

    If your question is..

    "What public interest would there be in pursuing this case against Guy"

    … I want to know that people driving 3.5 lorries next to my family car are vetted.
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    There is an increased level of regulation on HGV...

    There is an increased level of regulation on HGV because it is a 3.5 tonne object.
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    Poll: 2011 SNP got 45.4% in the Holyrood election. 2016...

    2011 SNP got 45.4% in the Holyrood election. 2016 46.5%. There is no trend.

    I'll give Alex Salmond credit, he was a master politician, knew the Catholic vote was key and worked the church. Was...
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    A Northern Irish truck driver killed more people...

    A Northern Irish truck driver killed more people in 1 morning this year than the PIRA did in the last 30 years.

    Regulation is important and it should not be undermined by the judicial system...
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    Ive done a similar 3 day city break to Saigon...

    Ive done a similar 3 day city break to Saigon when holidaying in Thailand. Hanoi is probably nicer. Or Da Nang for Hoi An.
  27. It's a bizarre letter and also bizarre that...

    It's a bizarre letter and also bizarre that nobody really questions the language...

    "I know you now. And I love you. For who you are and what you gave me. I'm like an old lover. Truth be told, I...
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    cukPostBanWorkflow.vsd Last edit 2 minutes ago.

    cukPostBanWorkflow.vsd

    Last edit 2 minutes ago.
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    I just hit "last" on the forum pagination links...

    I just hit "last" on the forum pagination links and worked my way back until I found the most fooking stupid thread proposition.

    Your ego and bias make you think I'm selecting you. But your low...
  30. How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.
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    There is no statute of limitation here.

    There is no statute of limitation here.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M
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    Poll: You were wrong.

    You were wrong.
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    Poll: Did you use ML to get that?

    Did you use ML to get that?
  35. Where is Rodger Rabbit

    Where is Rodger Rabbit
  36. Brexit: Timmermans 'love letter' says UK always welcome back in EU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
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    *randomly types some euro phone number* ...

    *randomly types some euro phone number*

    "Hello, I speak English and you don't, In fact since England left the EU and Scotland remained your chances of making money by giving me money...
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    I'm glad.

    I'm glad.
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    If I told you then everyone would have employees...

    If I told you then everyone would have employees with subordinates.
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    Thanks, I'll tell one of my employees to get one...

    Thanks, I'll tell one of my employees to get one of their subordinates to pick it up.
  41. "The US has additionally confounded its critics"...

    "The US has additionally confounded its critics"

    Biggest economy in the world lowers business taxes by half and is still the world's biggest economy.

    Only on CUK would you get a level of expert...
  42. France is a basket case economy. The French know...

    France is a basket case economy. The French know it, but any time they try to fix it a farmer turns up a dumps a truck load of tulip on a road.
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    Is that a book you would recommend?

    Is that a book you would recommend?
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    My Brother bought me her book for Christmas. ...

    My Brother bought me her book for Christmas.

    He's a clever fooker and hands it to me just as we are being seated for the meal.
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    Poll: Oh, and the SNP will be throwing themselves at TV...

    Oh, and the SNP will be throwing themselves at TV cameras for weeks shouting about mandates.


    1.6 million voted for independence in 2014.

    1.45 million voted SNP in 2015

    1.25 million voted...
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    Poll: :music:

    :music:
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    I honestly think these stories help the Tories....

    I honestly think these stories help the Tories. The million or so people that will change the election don't respond well to "it's his fault" lazy criticism.
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    She's a doctor.

    She's a doctor.
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    He had almost zero involvement in the Brexit...

    He had almost zero involvement in the Brexit campaigns.

    You seem to be surprised that he is not involved now as you have imagined something that didn't happen
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    Actually she will probably have a higher...

    Actually she will probably have a higher probability of killing you than if you live in England.

    Explaining the excess mortality in Scotland compared with England: pooling of 18 cohort studies |...
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