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  1. A negative covid-19 test is a good thing. It...

    A negative covid-19 test is a good thing. It means you probably don't currently have the disease. A positive covid-19 antibody test is a good thing - it's means you've had it and so probably have...
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    How To Make Zucchini Wine Step By Step - Misfit...

    How To Make Zucchini Wine Step By Step - Misfit Gardening
  3. Negative. :ohwell

    Negative. :ohwell
  4. Silly. Admin is a brexiter.

    Silly. Admin is a brexiter.
  5. This is correct. No. You don't put anything...

    This is correct.
    No. You don't put anything concerning VAT on the invoice.

    If you are not VAT registered in that country, you don't charge VAT to that country, and do not mention it on the...
  6. I had a covid-19 antibody test yesterday. I'm...

    I had a covid-19 antibody test yesterday. I'm feeling positive, but won't know for a few days whether I am.
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    Virtue signaller!

    Virtue signaller!
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    No one told the foreigners in the dinghies.

    No one told the foreigners in the dinghies.
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    A fictional character? Tricky.

    A fictional character? Tricky.
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    I'm hedging my bets. Currently 50/50.

    I'm hedging my bets. Currently 50/50.
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    Dead naming. It's a real shame that some...

    Dead naming. It's a real shame that some individuals feel the need to blank out the part of their life before they decided they were a different gender.

    If someone misnames me, I just tell them...
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    Nice twist. 5G protects you against Covid nanites...

    Nice twist. 5G protects you against Covid nanites (is it a coincidence that nanite and nineteen sound the same? I think not.). That explains why the levels are so low in my town.
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    Not really. I thought is was good sci-fi because...

    Not really. I thought is was good sci-fi because the interpretation is far wider. But if you want to interpret as being solely about gender being an artificial construct go for it - which is still up...
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    This is true. I just thought it was cool science...

    This is true. I just thought it was cool science fiction, questioning what we perceive as reality. Which is why I liked the 2nd and 3rd parts. And the additional material. It's such a brilliant idea....
  15. But the really stupid left in 2002.

    But the really stupid left in 2002.
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    Leave my donkey alone, you pervert.

    Leave my donkey alone, you pervert.
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    Israel reopened their schools, and there was a...

    Israel reopened their schools, and there was a big uptick in cases. The US is finding the same. However several European countries have not found any increase - Switzerland, Netherlands...
  18. VAT law is pretty uniform across Europe, and I...

    VAT law is pretty uniform across Europe, and I did work as a contractor in the UK for many years, handling my own VAT affairs. This question has been raising its head for decades, and really is no...
  19. If you sold these items to the company, then they...

    If you sold these items to the company, then they wouldn't be able to claim the VAT back. If they bought them on your behalf, they would.

    They must pay your bill as it stands. These are your...
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    Thick as pig-tulip is an antisemitic slur? So...

    Thick as pig-tulip is an antisemitic slur? So calling someone niggardly is racist?
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    My daughter was on a student workshop, and the...

    My daughter was on a student workshop, and the transwoman there was rather dismissive of her, because she isn't interested in "girly things", such as shopping, jewellery or makeup. It seems strange...
  22. You need one of these: Introducing the HPE Cray...

    You need one of these:
    Introducing the HPE Cray line of supercomputers
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXL3IuPXYAs1be5.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXL3IuPXYAs1be5.jpg
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    Pah. Read and write from the stack directly, you...

    Pah. Read and write from the stack directly, you wuss.
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    Read any director's opinion on the meaning of...

    Read any director's opinion on the meaning of their films and you'll find many examples.
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    I prefer tensors.

    I prefer tensors.
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    There are plenty of online calculators. Why not...

    There are plenty of online calculators. Why not try to find one?
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    You missed out delusional.

    You missed out delusional.
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    This one is the client, and is, in fact, a pretty...

    This one is the client, and is, in fact, a pretty good programmer.
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    Good point, well presented.

    Good point, well presented.
  31. Oh dear. I've submitted expenses after year end....

    Oh dear. I've submitted expenses after year end. Company policies are made up. Debts owed are debts owed. Done it as permie and contractor. Mistakes happen. There are ways of dealing with it.
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    Oh dear. I think you need eye tests.

    Oh dear. I think you need eye tests.
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    Do you think you might possibly translate the...

    Do you think you might possibly translate the yank jokes into real English.

    Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the toilet?
    Because the ‘p’ is silent.

    What do you get when cross a donkey...
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    I named a variable irule once. And, well, to cut...

    I named a variable irule once. And, well, to cut a long story short, I became a moderator of CUK to indulge my megalomania.
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    Yep. That one's from Sweden. And yes, you'll have...

    Yep. That one's from Sweden. And yes, you'll have fewer Eastern European gypsy gangs post brexit. But the local chaps will fill the gap.
  36. Sorry snowflake. Didn't mean to trigger you.

    Sorry snowflake. Didn't mean to trigger you.
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    A 9 year-old Turkish girl in SW Germany was...

    A 9 year-old Turkish girl in SW Germany was punished at her school for speaking Turkish in the playground. The parents are considering taking legal action to overturn the rule on the grounds that it...
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    Too soon?

    Too soon?
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    I just triggered a Millennial

    I suggested implementing GO TO functionality in the rule engine syntax we're developing.

    Off to the incinerator with me.
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    That's what the CIA want you to think. ...

    That's what the CIA want you to think.


    Anyway, watching that footage, one thing is for certain. There is no way that incident should have ended with Floyd dying.
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    Was Trump an intern for Clinton then?

    Was Trump an intern for Clinton then?
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    No. Surgeons where masks to avoid getting blood...

    No. Surgeons where masks to avoid getting blood or other liquids from the patients in their mouth or nose. Completely different purpose.

    But I still think it's not a bad idea to wear a mask, since...
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    That is clear. I don't think that video provides...

    That is clear. I don't think that video provides any evidence in that direction.
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    It is a very distressing video of a man who is...

    It is a very distressing video of a man who is clearly having a severe panic attack - or rather, simply not behaving rationally. Since he repeatedly apologises and says "I didn't know", it seems...
  45. Yes, of course. Don't worry your pretty little...

    Yes, of course. Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
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    TV ratios don't really work for monitor usage....

    TV ratios don't really work for monitor usage. You want something wide, but not too high. See this tread: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/technical/136067-new-monitors.html

    I bought, as...
  47. It's clear from the OP's question that this isn't...

    It's clear from the OP's question that this isn't the case. Any further comments on these lines will be removed.
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    Yeah. Seems unlikely as that would mean you've...

    Yeah. Seems unlikely as that would mean you've started.
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    5...
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    So, no change from usual then. Have you...

    So, no change from usual then. Have you considered showering maybe once a week - or oftener?
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