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    Lol - very amusing Sent from my iPhone...

    Lol - very amusing


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    You are special Sent from my iPhone using...

    You are special


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    No one will employ someone with a big gap in the...

    No one will employ someone with a big gap in the CV


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    No taking Covid seriously

    Just off my weekly call with supplier in OZ

    There are in level 4 lockdown, curfews, exercise once a day, not allowed more than 1km from home, need a official pass to go into office etc

    Oz new...
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    What other gigs ? Sent from my iPhone using...

    What other gigs ?


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    I bet you they get 100 applications Several...

    I bet you they get 100 applications

    Several months without any income or state help and running out of food makes folk lower there expectations


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    Where to go for contractor advice?

    Ask this question again in General forum - you will gets lots of advice

    State in general If you actually have a contract offer or just dreaming about becoming a hard nosed contractor

    Ipse will...
  8. Thanks for sharing !!! Sent from my iPhone...

    Thanks for sharing !!!


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    No one wants a mid level analyst in Contracting...

    No one wants a mid level analyst in Contracting land, they want a great top notch one who can do everything they require.


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    Indeed why would they take even a small risk ...

    Indeed why would they take even a small risk


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    Indeed it’s a different world from even 3/5 years...

    Indeed it’s a different world from even 3/5 years ago, before that any muppet could get £600 a days roles for years as a permietractor


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    London you could get a shed for £375K is it up...

    London you could get a shed for £375K is it up north somewhere ?

    What’s the point in a pension if Covid 19 will kill most oldies ?


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  13. This is good news, will keep these hotel afloat...

    This is good news, will keep these hotel afloat as bookings are at record low otherwise.

    Will also help the migrants settle better into the uk and find jobs and pay tax, as they are not entitled...
  14. I was once delayed and extra 2 weeks because hays...

    I was once delayed and extra 2 weeks because hays did not provide a reference to hays in a timely manner


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    Banana But CIO is 99% defo caught when HMRC...

    Banana

    But CIO is 99% defo caught when HMRC come calling


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  16. Penny testing works fine for FPS etc, not good on...

    Penny testing works fine for FPS etc, not good on Betfair where minimum is £2, and if covering several positions with multiple values above £2 it could be £100 in a few seconds on minimum stakes

    ...
  17. Do you have any other clients or is this the only...

    Do you have any other clients or is this the only one? Working for them most days as a permie would ?

    How many times have you used substitutes for example ? Or requested a holiday

    Are you...
  18. Compliance questions on Ltd company from agency

    Quite normal and that’s just the start of them - expect questions to see your high school certification, degrees, and police check some agents will not allow you to have your wife as director as...
  19. I bet you a million pounds it is, as is 100% of...

    I bet you a million pounds it is, as is 100% of all cases we have seen here.

    Like your optimism:)


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    If I moved to Asia several years ago, I would...

    If I moved to Asia several years ago, I would sleep well and forget all about it


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    And the taps turned full on Sent from my...

    And the taps turned full on


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  22. A tad wishful thinking that a contractor can...

    A tad wishful thinking that a contractor can simply become a permie with the click of your fingers. So only real option is to take inside IR35 roles


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  23. IR35 - been offered a contract inside and not sure how it compares in my situation...

    If you take the extension on inside IR35 basis , HMRC will rub there hands and assume you have ALLWAYS been inside IR35 for same roll (discussed a million times here)

    And go after you for all past...
  24. And why do this if WFH is the future Sent...

    And why do this if WFH is the future


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    You will be completing with a 1000 experienced...

    You will be completing with a 1000 experienced PMO’s for every Contract PMO role as no longer required by most businesses

    5, 10 years ago I would have said fill your boots, right now forget it
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    Can someone change this image, make me feel sick ...

    Can someone change this image, make me feel sick


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  27. Fantasy again The company is not trading as...

    Fantasy again

    The company is not trading as they have no money

    Administrators will Hoover up any scraps left


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  28. My boozer puts each round off booze as food so...

    My boozer puts each round off booze as food so 1/2 price also :)


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  29. What are you not telling us here? Why did you...

    What are you not telling us here?

    Why did you not claim sooner?


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    Leave when you find a new role - simples Set...

    Leave when you find a new role - simples

    Set your newbies simple tasks with a deadline, if the meet the deadline increase and make harder, if the fail it give you ammo to get rid


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  31. Hundreds will have paid them !!! Sent from...

    Hundreds will have paid them !!!


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  32. Do what everyone else does Test users use own...

    Do what everyone else does

    Test users use own personal accounts, claim back as an expense via company

    Anyhoo

    If just app based it will be way to slow to have any edge in the in-running...
  33. Pity it’s only been mentioned on here about 4,000...

    Pity it’s only been mentioned on here about 4,000 times

    Expect 2p (at most) from any £1 owed you

    At least you can work direct with client now, or switch agencies ?


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    That’s not how umbrellas work I’m afraid No...

    That’s not how umbrellas work I’m afraid

    No is the answer


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  35. You answer No If you answer yes, they will ask...

    You answer No

    If you answer yes, they will ask what companies and call them up hoping to get the Business


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    Lebanon blast

    Jesus’s that was a blast !!


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  37. Thread: Monzo

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    That’s fantasy island Will take months to...

    That’s fantasy island

    Will take months to reconcile the safeguarding accounts


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  38. Thread: Monzo

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    Monzo

    Holding post for people waiting 12 months to get there cash out discussions




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    A 10 second update to your CV soon fixes this...

    A 10 second update to your CV soon fixes this issue


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  40. Your name is on zzzzzlist Sent from my...

    Your name is on zzzzzlist


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    Indeed, already happening, not just in IT all...

    Indeed, already happening, not just in IT all roles are now up for grabs why pay an accountant £100K in uk when you can get 5 in India


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  42. Jesus’s , that’s 2 mins of my life I will never...

    Jesus’s , that’s 2 mins of my life I will never get back, pointless gibberish

    Apologies if you are drunk, you will need to wait till I’m drunk to reread


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    Fixed that for you Sent from my iPhone...

    Fixed that for you


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  44. And baldies Sent from my iPhone using...

    And baldies


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  45. More like 52-55% 60% is a unicorn surly ...

    More like 52-55%

    60% is a unicorn surly


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  46. Your broken laptop is worthless I’m afraid ...

    Your broken laptop is worthless I’m afraid


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    O2/Ee will block extreme porn content by default...

    O2/Ee will block extreme porn content by default unless you opt out -
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    Ohh in 20 years in project management I’ve never...

    Ohh in 20 years in project management I’ve never heard

    Let’s get the PM with PMP or Prince they will be better

    Like an MBA or PHD in contracting - useless


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    Straight to Herman Miller Aeron - every time ...

    Straight to

    Herman Miller Aeron - every time

    Do not pass go do not collect £200




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  50. No they won’t They will just fail your...

    No they won’t

    They will just fail your onboarding


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