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  1. FFS - that slogan is doing my head in.

    FFS - that slogan is doing my head in.
  2. He was repeating what public health doctors said...

    He was repeating what public health doctors said to him.

    As a politician you repeat what your medical and science experts say, then if they get it wrong it is them that lose face not you.
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    No point looking at it by a Hospital Trust by...

    No point looking at it by a Hospital Trust by Trust basis.

    Certain Hospital Trusts do not have the staff and beds to look after people in their local community at all or if too many fall ill.
  4. :eek

    :eek
  5. Thread: Panic buying

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    Here's whats in them - 'I bought a Morrisons...

    Here's whats in them - 'I bought a Morrisons essentials food box and discovered exactly what's in it' - Mirror Online

    Which is actually correct but I got green beans instead of broccoli.
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    From the plethora of Homebase emails I'm...

    From the plethora of Homebase emails I'm receiving I think they may have shut up shop. You are better of going to one of the DIY places that have a trade counter as well as they will be open.
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    I don't think you are their target market.

    I don't think you are their target market.
  8. Don't be silly...

    Don't be silly...
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    Cough Cough update

    If you cough over the police they now taser you!

    Man claimed he had coronavirus as he coughed on police in Haringey | Enfield Independent
  10. Labour under Korbyn? Or Labour under a more...

    Labour under Korbyn? Or Labour under a more centralist leader? Remember Sars?
  11. Not all vulnerable people are old. And while...

    Not all vulnerable people are old.

    And while some maybe old they are very rich royalty who are in control of a government.
  12. Welcome to the UK...

    Welcome to the UK...
  13. They all have a few newspapers in all their...

    They all have a few newspapers in all their stables. The Metro aims itself at a younger, more ethnically and sexually diverse demographic who have a shorter attention span.
  14. Looking at how Boris Johnson showed washing his...

    Looking at how Boris Johnson showed washing his hands and how they all sat in parliament I suggest it is the latter.
  15. Thread: Cough cough

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    Cough cough

    Woman who coughed in police officer's face jailed for 12 weeks | UK news | The Guardian

    She's named!
  16. Thread: Self Employed

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    Don't rub it in....

    Don't rub it in....
  17. If you know anything about the inhabitants of...

    If you know anything about the inhabitants of London boroughs, stick to the rich areas.

    The sick rich people have space to self-isolate.
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    It's to protect the vulnerable people who are...

    It's to protect the vulnerable people who are unfortunately related to them.
  19. Thread: Weekend plans

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    I was going to do some pruning but there is going...

    I was going to do some pruning but there is going to be frost so I won't.

    I will do some cleaning and basic DIY.

    And sample the gin and vodka I have on my house.
  20. They did that because people were clearing out...

    They did that because people were clearing out the bread and meat sections by getting 3 of each type.
  21. Hope none of you have signed up as you are...

    Hope none of you have signed up as you are cynical bastards.
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    No more parties

    Manchester householder hit with injunction after partying amid coronavirus outbreak | Granada - ITV News
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    Take the benefits. You will get paid for bank...

    Take the benefits. You will get paid for bank holidays.
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    I hope her parents/grandparents have left all...

    I hope her parents/grandparents have left all their assets to the RSPCA.
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    Ship! Best to kill yourself beforehand if you...

    Ship!

    Best to kill yourself beforehand if you can as your death will be quicker.
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    Time to start arresting them, charging them,...

    Time to start arresting them, charging them, prosecuting them and putting some of their photos in the press. The latter will stop them doing it.
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    You know you are allowed out for daily exercise?...

    You know you are allowed out for daily exercise? Just make sure you walk, run or cycle from your house and back again.
  28. Asthma is mild until someone has an asthma attack...

    Asthma is mild until someone has an asthma attack or other respiratory illness that hospitalises them.
  29. Thread: Covid-Boom

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    The tax hit next year will hurt.... Good luck

    The tax hit next year will hurt....

    Good luck
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    That's due to the idiots who decided to take long...

    That's due to the idiots who decided to take long drives before going on a walk in a beauty spot.
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    Huh??? Ohhh food....

    Huh???

    Ohhh food....
  32. The Grauniad is free. And they get Korbyn to...

    The Grauniad is free.

    And they get Korbyn to write for them <shudder>

    I prefer the stories in the Metro and local press around the UK more entertaining.
  33. Thread: Panic buying

    by SueEllen
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    You lazy healthy young people - GO TO THE SHOP IN...

    You lazy healthy young people - GO TO THE SHOP IN PERSON

    signed
    Sir Stuart Rose
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    Now You Can Get Arrested!

    The police can now arrest you if you don't obey the rules....
  35. Thread: Panic buying

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    WTF - if they are frightened they won't lay and...

    WTF - if they are frightened they won't lay and you have to stop foxes killing them for fun. Though they will probably eat them now due to lack of McDs and KFC.
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    Poll: Which one?

    Which one?
  37. Then why are there people, mainly young men,...

    Then why are there people, mainly young men, walking around coughing on people? Or delibrately not giving people distance and smirking when it's noticed?
  38. In Wuhan they chucked everybody who had Covid-19...

    In Wuhan they chucked everybody who had Covid-19 in hospital.

    Mostly old people and/or those with underlying conditions were the ones who died but their figures showed some healthy young people...
  39. Thread: Panic buying

    by SueEllen
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    You don't need to use an Amazon account. ...

    You don't need to use an Amazon account.

    Loads of retailers who deliver to restaurants have all started a sideline delivering to households. Minimum delivery is anything from £25-60 per delivery....
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    Statutory Self Employed Pay

    House of Commons Public Bill Committee Amendments: Coronavirus Bill pages 14-18
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    Oh it's less infectious than SARS.... Sorry I...

    Oh it's less infectious than SARS....

    Sorry I heard that a few days ago.
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    Use your IT skills to find it out.

    Use your IT skills to find it out.
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    Some of them have the social skills. Over the...

    Some of them have the social skills.

    Over the years I've talked to people who had British forces peace keeping in their countries amongst others. They tend to go into a rant about some other...
  44. Good they can get the sickies out of my part of...

    Good they can get the sickies out of my part of London.
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    You should time lease it from him.

    You should time lease it from him.
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    She isn't part of his household

    She isn't part of his household
  47. Ohh I want mine...

    Ohh I want mine...
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    You aren't allowed in your neighbour's garage as...

    You aren't allowed in your neighbour's garage as it isn't part of your own home.

    What part of "Stay at home" don't you understand?

    UK coronavirus lockdown: what you can and cannot do | World...
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    Everyone must pay taxes!!

    Everyone must pay taxes!!
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    It is to protect adults. As most people have...

    It is to protect adults.

    As most people have had it they think it will increase the risk of chicken pox and shingles in adults.

    There is a shingles vaccination but it is only for those 70+.
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