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  1. Sshhh, whisper it but ...... he may be a tiddly...

    Sshhh, whisper it but ...... he may be a tiddly little bit racist ;)
  2. Thread: Oi, fatties

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    Fully support this ...... do us athletic slimmies...

    Fully support this ...... do us athletic slimmies get a rebate? :laugh
  3. They were trying to trigger xenophobes ...... ;)

    They were trying to trigger xenophobes ...... ;)
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    I'm idle in that I don't make my own garam masala...

    I'm idle in that I don't make my own garam masala - I tend to buy a nice jar of sauce (randang, massamam, butter chicken etc) - pre cook the meat in the sauce then add a jar of coconut milk. Not the...
  5. In the UK we turn churches into pubs, nightclubs...

    In the UK we turn churches into pubs, nightclubs and houses but I don't hear you getting triggered by this.
  6. So what? Turkey is a Muslim country. This is...

    So what? Turkey is a Muslim country. This is their building to do as they choose. It was a mosque for 500 years, so it's reverting to it's previous use.

    Next ......
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    :yay:

    :yay:
  8. Same here. I can see me never voting Tory ever...

    Same here. I can see me never voting Tory ever again.
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    I learnt to juggle when I was a student - house...

    I learnt to juggle when I was a student - house share with a hippy who did street performance - at first, just couldn't get it but once I got it, it suddenly became simple! Weird. I got as good as 4...
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    Cool, sounds interesting. Fingers crossed for...

    Cool, sounds interesting. Fingers crossed for your results (let us know how you get on).
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    Which OU course you doing?

    Which OU course you doing?
  12. Good point ... I was naively thinking western...

    Good point ... I was naively thinking western countries. My bad :facepalm:
  13. Nooooooooooo :tantrum:

    Nooooooooooo :tantrum:
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    :tongue

    :tongue
  15. Surely anything with Chris Grayling and...

    Surely anything with Chris Grayling and 'intelligence' has to be an oxymoron? :rollin:
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    Don't worry about it VW .... me and BR14 have...

    Don't worry about it VW .... me and BR14 have history :D He thinks he can wind me up ... he can't :cool:

    It's interesting though that a simple question, asking what we've all done during...
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    Well stop looking in the mirror then ;)

    Well stop looking in the mirror then ;)
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    :D

    :D
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    Pre lockdown I spent 24/7 caring for my...

    Pre lockdown I spent 24/7 caring for my housebound disabled wife.
    Lockdown I spent 24/7 caring for my housebound disabled wife.
    Post lockdown I'll be spending 24/7 caring for my housebound disabled...
  20. Who gets to keep their bike?

    Who gets to keep their bike?
  21. Not according to Cancer Research UK - there are...

    Not according to Cancer Research UK - there are 450 cancer deaths per day in the UK, so 165,000 per year ... every year. Even if the death rate of Cov-19 remains the same now for the rest of the year...
  22. I assumed it was old age that was the biggest...

    I assumed it was old age that was the biggest cause of death in humans :oldgit:
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    Cutting costs = increased profits ;) Re:...

    Cutting costs = increased profits ;)

    Re: boots, they've been talking about closing down stores for over a year so no real surprises there. In central London every other store feels like it's a...
  24. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Still, it'd be rude to talk whilst she's flossing...

    Still, it'd be rude to talk whilst she's flossing between her teeth :ohwell
  25. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Scoots Mom doesn't say that to me ... but then,...

    Scoots Mom doesn't say that to me ... but then, it's rude to talk with her mouth full ;)
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    You're clearly an expert ... maybe you should...

    You're clearly an expert ... maybe you should take over her role of advising Cambs GPs as you're clearly far more knowledgeable :D

    Or, just maybe, you don't like what she says as it's against the...
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    Hmmm, inneresting you think that. Clearly you're...

    Hmmm, inneresting you think that. Clearly you're more triggered by that one mention of Brexit, rather than the other 20 odd pages of well written expert analysis.

    I guess you know more than this...
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    Interesting Tweet from a Dr

    I don't read Twitter but saw this thread earlier from a Doc. Not short, but worth a read.


    https://twitter.com/doctor_katie/status/1280272535330979841
  29. No it doesn't. If it did we'd see a lot more...

    No it doesn't. If it did we'd see a lot more stories in the media of healthy young people on ECMO - we've seen none. There are a few outliers but pretty much healthy individuals in the UK under 40...
  30. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    I only work 2 days a week, so have plenty time on...

    I only work 2 days a week, so have plenty time on my hands :smokin
  31. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f9/2e/65/f92e65642c1df48...

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f9/2e/65/f92e65642c1df4807393510f82601219.jpg
  32. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    I can't tell if you're a troll, a fool or...

    I can't tell if you're a troll, a fool or arrogant. I genuinely hope you're a troll as the other 2 options you will end up broke (or worse).
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    I think we all qualify for this one .... ...

    I think we all qualify for this one ....

    https://www.funawards.com/funny-certificates/images-600/free-printable-award-surfing.jpg
  34. Thread: Hedge fund DOOM

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    Ah, good point .... :igmc: Been a busy day, only...

    Ah, good point .... :igmc: Been a busy day, only half reading the post!
  35. Thread: Hedge fund DOOM

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    Ironically he trades through Landsdowne too .....

    Ironically he trades through Landsdowne too .....
  36. Thread: Trump on Trump

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    I don't think you need to read the book ... the...

    I don't think you need to read the book ... the snapshots quoted by the news was enough humour for one evening :laugh
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    FTFY :wink

    FTFY :wink
  38. Thread: Trump on Trump

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    Trump on Trump

    Just watching C4 news and they were talking about a new book about Trump by his niece Mary. Some very funny quotes and analysis by this intelligent lady. In summary ... Trump has the mental ability...
  39. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    But I thought all your investments were based on...

    But I thought all your investments were based on technical analysis. You're constantly arguing that the markets dropped due to technical reasons and not covid/world lockdown and yet you're saying...
  40. I know ... very sad. All these stories coming out...

    I know ... very sad. All these stories coming out now.
  41. Not really helping the US though is it? ...

    Not really helping the US though is it?

    Wouldn't have made much difference here either given around 50% of deaths have been in care homes where, let's face it, the majority of the population do...
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    :yay:

    :yay:
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    You know what, as i was writing that I was...

    You know what, as i was writing that I was thinking about those Sarah Beeny shows a few years ago ... we're all experts in a rising market :laugh I'm an expert in property, never lost money from a...
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    I think most people here genuinely want to help...

    I think most people here genuinely want to help you and feel for you. I don't think anyone wants to see you lose the shirt off your back, but you are at risk of that if you keep trying to gamble...
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    Oh, it's real my friend. DP is lulling you into a...

    Oh, it's real my friend. DP is lulling you into a false sense of security so that you don't prepare properly ... then he'll have a chance to escape whilst the zombies are munching on your brain :eek:
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    You forgot the arrogant bit - he thinks because...

    You forgot the arrogant bit - he thinks because he did a course, and has had some profits in a growing market, that he knows everything. I too hope he learns and doesn't get too far behind the curve,...
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    Seems only doom for Scooty. Whilst he's be...

    Seems only doom for Scooty. Whilst he's be calling a crash and losing money, I've made a 20% profit on the stock markets since late March (wife has made 24%, but then she's way smarter than me!)
    ...
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    Are you Nick Leeson?

    Are you Nick Leeson?
  49. :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh You...

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

    You been reading the Huntley Thesis? :rolleyes:

    You still don't get it do you?
  50. Interesting that you only seem to be interested...

    Interesting that you only seem to be interested in a white person murdered in SA. In a country where whites only make up about 10% of the population yet non-whites are still proportionately more...
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