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1 BTC = 5,000 hand jobs. How lucky your job is also your hobby.

Macavity.

Good Morning Britain (Piers Morgan?)

FTFY

As in he wouldn't mind a bit of raw meat.

Supplying lunch boxes is just a way for the Tories to rub in that poor people have nothing to put in it.

Appreciate your perspective, but put yourself in the various Mrs BPs' shoes.

I'm with you. Freedom fighter Simon Dolan can see how the climate change and Covid conspiracies are interwoven with the broader NWO agenda.
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That term may constitute abuse or bullying under the new CUK General bed-wetter policy.

Snow forecast.

He's changed them all to !amac0ck to make it easy.

Costs more for a liver.

The old man's not doing him any more handjobs at Prestwick Airport.

Project Fear!

The UK is now free from the constraints of EUSSR regulations and weather.

Put on a sports day?

5KM from home

You'll have to use km to nearest integer but 5 miles approximates neatly to 8km.

The old man uses it to make sure he's not encroaching on Big Shirley's patch.

Have a look at cross border workers sites as well. There may be the opportunity to declare some work in Irelan dand some in UK depending on location of work and use both sets of tax allowances.

This is the most tax effective, cost effective and compliant way to contract in Ireland if you do not intend to do anything with your company in addition to daily rate contracting. Beyond that, it's...

I can confirm this is correct.

The old man is technically an ape.

Borderline pervert.

Was the sow wearing a regular strap-on or a barbed one?

Admin normally charges a fiver or three times for a tenner.

And at the right point in the supply chain.

FTFY

That would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with VAT.

I send my cheap vegetable round to do the shopping for me while I put my feet up.

You’ve finally found a business sector you’re qualified to comment on.

Alternatively OP, the old man will sort you out for a fiver in the gents end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate, any weekday morning...

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Facebook style Secret Crush feature.

I always buy my hubbies' boots from them.

vetran's barred from the other three. He tried to pay them not to change the sheets.

That would be an upgrade from your normal rendez-vous. NIGHTS INN - Updated 2020 Prices & Guest house Reviews (Slough, England) - Tripadvisor

Whereas you pay the old man a premium to have it up you Sahara dry.

The old man has Internal Therapy lessons (Novice to Advanced) on his price list. The blonde wig is extra

One out of twelve ain’t bad.

The old man insists on a fistful of cash.

Cash up front then they can escape if they like? Wise woman.

All the better to fist you with, my dear.

You're older and more miserable and your rates have gone down.

Hark at her!

Don't bring Reading into it.

It's very similar if you marry a broad.

She's from Farnworth, so similar setup, except her fingers are webbed as well.

That would be an upgrade for me.

My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be a bit more adventurous is to drug him, tie him up and give him a good thrashing first. But make sure you get cash up front. The old man learned that...

Don't sell yourself short. I wouldn't call the crew of a chemical tanker next to nothing.

"Stop please. I've learned my lesson."

That's not sea spray.

Ten. The number of digits the old man can fit up your jacksie.