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    Sorry not being clear, the check is not usable...

    Sorry not being clear, the check is not usable for many purposes. So if you have one for working with children the same check cannot be used for example doing vaccinations or running youth groups....
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    The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the...

    The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the auto renew is tedious etc.
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    who doesn't?

    who doesn't?
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    Handbag

    Handbag
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    Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had...

    Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had sampled the lobster from the Seafood Restaurant near his home.
    He replied..."I haven't been there for the Langoustine."
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    I always said that if I ever won on the lottery...

    I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here.


    So I'd just like to share that I've won on the lottery
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    Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney...

    Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swearwords?
    Librarian : You can't.
    Me : Yeah, that's the one.
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    I passed the river the other day and this guy...

    I passed the river the other day and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. He then asked if I liked his net. Then asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish had caught.


    Then I twigged....
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    Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just...

    Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just re-installed Windows XP, just to remind myself what the outdoors look like. The green grass, the blue sky. Outdoors mmmm
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    Out

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    Your big bother has a large todger then?

    Your big bother has a large todger then?
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    Strife

    Strife
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    The Chav's Lord's Prayer Our Father, who art...

    The Chav's Lord's Prayer


    Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our welfare bread,and...
  21. Mrs V is home all the time anyway with little...

    Mrs V is home all the time anyway with little kids, give her half a chance I would have to wear speedos to keep cool.
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    Oh praise be to Brexit!

    I had to pop out and pick up some essential supplies so I wandered down the high street past 3 supermarkets stuffed with Fruit & Veg, two greengrocer shops similarly attired and in ALDi there was a...
  23. its what Nuttina is used to, behave or get the...

    its what Nuttina is used to, behave or get the duct tape!
  24. Oh its so confusing isn't it? The UK is a country...

    Oh its so confusing isn't it? The UK is a country and the EU isn't.

    By the way they haven't refused to recognise an EU ambassador, just not to give them the same diplomatic privileges as a...
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    And then had a transition period where...

    And then had a transition period where effectively we were still in.
  26. Saved a fortune working from home, especially now...

    Saved a fortune working from home, especially now I don't wear clothes or wash!

    Seriously fuel & spending when out is right down. No pub lunches, quick pop to shops and 25-50 miles a day fuel.
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    sorry the remoaners lead me astray.

    sorry the remoaners lead me astray.
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    I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an...

    I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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    that explains my posts in Brexit

    that explains my posts in Brexit
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    Be gentle with him NLyUK has had him down in...

    Be gentle with him NLyUK has had him down in Ashford keeping the truckers spirits (and other things) up!

    At least it wasn't Harwich where aTw has gone.
  31. Strange the blobs are on French / German border....

    Strange the blobs are on French / German border. Maybe Switzerland invaded them?


    The three hours is an end to end, no waiting time.
  32. so £500M? The £800m being an estimate?

    so £500M?

    The £800m being an estimate?
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    No but a direct quote from Barnier is reality.

    No but a direct quote from Barnier is reality.
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    Another one obsessed. I bow to your greater...

    Another one obsessed. I bow to your greater knowledge of massive cocks.
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    40 years in the EU and 22 days out hmm

    40 years in the EU and 22 days out hmm
  36. I have as explained above, do try to keep up.

    I have as explained above, do try to keep up.
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    Oh look the bargaining stage

    Brexit news: Michel Barnier is ‘worried’ other EU nations will leave the bloc | Politics | News | Express.co.uk
  38. Sorry how much do we buy from them? Guess we...

    Sorry how much do we buy from them?

    Guess we will need to change our procurement practices.
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    I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you obsessing...

    I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you obsessing about my genitals but yes they are large & colourful!
  40. The whiff of desperation.. But France &...

    The whiff of desperation..

    But France & Germany are, so is Poland. They all were however red.

    When I looked Dover was amber but no waiting time displayed.
  41. The british aren't complaining about it, its a...

    The british aren't complaining about it, its a consequence of Brexit and its therefore news.

    You mean the EU has an Ambassador but no central tax authority? Seems a bit cart before the horse.
  42. Most low end retail clothes are made in low cost...

    Most low end retail clothes are made in low cost countries such as India & Bangladesh though Boohoo & so on allegedly like to pay low wages in the UK.

    Strangely most high end clothes are also made...
  43. wrong again

    Actually Barmy has it half right, it is both ways despite the opening of the story being one sided. Imagine not being able to understand a Wail story:grin. It is about not being in a single market...
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    If I wasn't a depressed alcoholic I would be...

    If I wasn't a depressed alcoholic I would be married with kids and a mortgage by now.


    Every cloud...
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    Does Africa have a Lynx 'England' that smells of...

    Does Africa have a Lynx 'England' that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?
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    I've just read that having orgasms is one of the...

    I've just read that having orgasms is one of the healthiest ways to relieve stress.
    So does that mean if you're told to go "F**K yourself" what they are really saying is "I care about you"?
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    New research shows porn gives young people an...

    New research shows porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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    Day 286 without sex. Went jogging in flip...

    Day 286 without sex.



    Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
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    This year I will most probably have to spend...

    This year I will most probably have to spend Valentine's day at home, on my own, crying and wanking


    Same as every year since 1995
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