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    And at the right point in the supply chain.

    And at the right point in the supply chain.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    That would explain whey he swapped goose grease...

    That would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with VAT.
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    I send my cheap vegetable round to do the...

    I send my cheap vegetable round to do the shopping for me while I put my feet up.
  5. You’ve finally found a business sector you’re...

    You’ve finally found a business sector you’re qualified to comment on.

    Alternatively OP, the old man will sort you out for a fiver in the gents end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate, any weekday morning...
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    :uofftopic

    :uofftopic
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    Facebook style Secret Crush feature.

    Facebook style Secret Crush feature.
  8. I always buy my hubbies' boots from them.

    I always buy my hubbies' boots from them.
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    vetran's barred from the other three. He tried to...

    vetran's barred from the other three. He tried to pay them not to change the sheets.
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    That would be an upgrade from your normal...

    That would be an upgrade from your normal rendez-vous. NIGHTS INN - Updated 2020 Prices & Guest house Reviews (Slough, England) - Tripadvisor
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    Whereas you pay the old man a premium to have it...

    Whereas you pay the old man a premium to have it up you Sahara dry.
  12. The old man has Internal Therapy lessons (Novice...

    The old man has Internal Therapy lessons (Novice to Advanced) on his price list. The blonde wig is extra
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    One out of twelve ain’t bad.

    One out of twelve ain’t bad.
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    The old man insists on a fistful of cash.

    The old man insists on a fistful of cash.
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    Cash up front then they can escape if they like?...

    Cash up front then they can escape if they like? Wise woman.
  16. Thread: Yuck

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    All the better to fist you with, my dear.

    All the better to fist you with, my dear.
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    You're older and more miserable and your rates...

    You're older and more miserable and your rates have gone down.
  18. Thread: Sockies

    by northernladyuk
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    Hark at her!

    Hark at her!
  19. Don't bring Reading into it.

    Don't bring Reading into it.
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    It's very similar if you marry a broad.

    It's very similar if you marry a broad.
  21. She's from Farnworth, so similar setup, except...

    She's from Farnworth, so similar setup, except her fingers are webbed as well.
  22. That would be an upgrade for me.

    That would be an upgrade for me.
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    My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be...

    My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be a bit more adventurous is to drug him, tie him up and give him a good thrashing first. But make sure you get cash up front. The old man learned that...
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    Don't sell yourself short. I wouldn't call the...

    Don't sell yourself short. I wouldn't call the crew of a chemical tanker next to nothing.
  25. "Stop please. I've learned my lesson."

    "Stop please. I've learned my lesson."
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    That's not sea spray.

    That's not sea spray.
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    Ten. The number of digits the old man can fit up...

    Ten. The number of digits the old man can fit up your jacksie.
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    That's a long way down the list of your problems.

    That's a long way down the list of your problems.
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    The old man grew up in a brothel... oh, I see now.

    The old man grew up in a brothel... oh, I see now.
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    The old man is working through them one at a time.

    The old man is working through them one at a time.
  31. Thread: Balls

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    The old man is always ready for Barmy. Easy...

    The old man is always ready for Barmy. Easy access front and back velcro in his lederhosen.
  32. Thread: Balls

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    Too right. You're doing it for yourself.

    Too right. You're doing it for yourself.
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    It's always disappointing when one of your...

    It's always disappointing when one of your clients opts for self-service.
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    The crew of a Russian chemical tanker.

    The crew of a Russian chemical tanker.
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    That's all the old man ever sees of him.

    That's all the old man ever sees of him.
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    Poll: FOG

    FOG
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    Cocksniffers.

    Cocksniffers.
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    The old man still has a few legacy clients for...

    The old man still has a few legacy clients for his PEEK AND POKE service.
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    Good attitude. See my sig.

    Good attitude. See my sig.
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    I'm starting to question the veracity of the old...

    I'm starting to question the veracity of the old man's CSE certs.
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    The old man turns up at your house in his tooth...

    The old man turns up at your house in his tooth fairy costume and nail guns you to your back door.
  42. Your ex always grossly underestimates a six inch...

    Your ex always grossly underestimates a six inch measurement.
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    She keeps herself busy in the week.

    She keeps herself busy in the week.
  44. That was precisely what they were looking to put...

    That was precisely what they were looking to put a stop to. That kind of thing is reputational dynamite for a contract cleaning company, even in Swindon.
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    We are all merely NPCs in Admin's Covid-fevered...

    We are all merely NPCs in Admin's Covid-fevered wet dream about AndyW's Mum's Weight Watchers class.
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    She doesn't have teeth.

    She doesn't have teeth.
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    It's not really full in your case.

    It's not really full in your case.
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    Alimentary, my dear Watson, alimentary.

    Alimentary, my dear Watson, alimentary.
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    Try slipping a fiver under the door next time...

    Try slipping a fiver under the door next time you're in the market for some sweet pooperlovin'.
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    Pooper now trades exclusively in the Thistle...

    Pooper now trades exclusively in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow.
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