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    Ah, but perm is your notice period. Contract...

    Ah, but perm is your notice period. Contract notice period is at the whim of the client.
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    Okay if that is what BR14 is getting at. Money...

    Okay if that is what BR14 is getting at. Money for me, when you’re thinking as a limited company director, is the bottom line profit for that gig, i.e. its revenue less its costs.

    How profitable...
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    What were you expecting the payment in, thermos...

    What were you expecting the payment in, thermos flasks?
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    You say it’s the same money but haven’t factored...

    You say it’s the same money but haven’t factored in travel costs, regardless of how the contract sits. Hint: it’s not the same money.
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    When one side has the money and the other side...

    When one side has the money and the other side does not, there’s usually an imbalance of power. The agent knows this and always sides with the client.
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    My condolences. In terms of the new role, I’m...

    My condolences.

    In terms of the new role, I’m seeing a lot of FTC roles; they are possibly becoming the new inside IR35 gig for many. Cheaper for end co possibly but also better for you as you are...
  7. It could be under Finance rather than...

    It could be under Finance rather than productivity....
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    Sorry folks, busy week. I’d been out for about 7...

    Sorry folks, busy week. I’d been out for about 7 weeks. When I went perm, the war chest changed format to help family and reduce mortgages (length and size thereof) as well as switching from two pcp...
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    If it had been a six month contract, it might...

    If it had been a six month contract, it might have been more tempting but by the time they spelt out the full perm package, it became far more appealing.
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    Friday was interesting. Two job offers and a...

    Friday was interesting. Two job offers and a contract offer on the same day. Took the better permie job.
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    Translates as: "I'm that crap at recruiting,...

    Translates as:
    "I'm that crap at recruiting, could you do my job for me please?"s
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    SueEllen was the one talking about hurting...

    SueEllen was the one talking about hurting kids....
  13. Yes, especially on a direct gig. If you're direct...

    Yes, especially on a direct gig. If you're direct as a limited company you'll go into the client's normal monthly supplier run, so, for example, you'd get August's work paid second week in October....
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    It's definitely worth the risk though. Win-win I...

    It's definitely worth the risk though. Win-win I believe it's called. :D
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    Boats tend to be more stable than barrels. HTHBIDI

    Boats tend to be more stable than barrels. HTHBIDI
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    The more UK citizens working, the fewer are...

    The more UK citizens working, the fewer are claiming - looks better for unemployment numbers. As a limited company contractor, you're simply in between contracts, you're not unemployed.
  17. On iphone you can block the number then create a...

    On iphone you can block the number then create a contact and keep adding all ignore numbers to that one contact. Saves Winker Agent 1, Winker Agent 2, etc.
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    Depends if you're bothered about quality and...

    Depends if you're bothered about quality and having it delivered any time soon.
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    That's personal greed/consumerism, not capitalism.

    That's personal greed/consumerism, not capitalism.
  20. He didn't count on the French being complete...

    He didn't count on the French being complete asshats about fishing rights. Clearly you and your twitter soy boy chum didn't factor that into your snowflakery but thought half a fact is worth using.
  21. Start your call with "sorry, I've got Tourette's"...

    Start your call with "sorry, I've got Tourette's" and have some fun.
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    QED dear boy. :p

    QED dear boy. :p
  23. Creating a massive shorta.... oh, wait. Did...

    Creating a massive shorta.... oh, wait.

    Did you manage to get your 1 million barrels stored?
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    It isn't. Old Greg's that old, he's turn into a...

    It isn't. Old Greg's that old, he's turn into a genuine troll. He can now no longer post normally.
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    Worry about the picture and get a decent soundbar...

    Worry about the picture and get a decent soundbar to go with it.
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    Correct - perhaps there should be tax breaks to...

    Correct - perhaps there should be tax breaks to make it a better incentive?
    The harder part might be to convince firms to adopt it.
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    I'm sure those struggling on minimum wage or no...

    I'm sure those struggling on minimum wage or no job at all will have a great deal of sympathy for you.
  28. Ah yes, we have an oil crisis and...

    Ah yes, we have an oil crisis and heavily-unionised manufacturing industry to screw us over, don't we?

    Sell! Sell! Sell!
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    We've had Sky for four years, no limits, no...

    We've had Sky for four years, no limits, no problems. Only time the line dropped, they have their own tool to diagnose and fix. Less than £30 a month.
  30. Pulling the lyrics about slaves. Too sensitive....

    Pulling the lyrics about slaves. Too sensitive. Not like them protecting Jimmy and the Paedos in the 70s though.
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    I've started going to Bowlee near Heaton Park, as...

    I've started going to Bowlee near Heaton Park, as well as doing the pitch and putt course in the park. Took the next step up and went to Castle Hawk at Castleton, a lovely par 3 course with some...
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    This I agree with. Along with people who think...

    This I agree with. Along with people who think defiantly is how you spell definitely because autocorrect sent them down that route.
  33. At least get the first line right if you want to...

    At least get the first line right if you want to make a cuck's point correctly. :winker:
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    Any golfers in CUK

    Yeah, yeah, good walk spoiled and all that. It could be worse, you could be a cyclist.

    Just started out on my golfing journey this summer as it's one of few sports that you can partake in during...
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    Eh? Are you a scheme organiser or something? No...

    Eh? Are you a scheme organiser or something? No holidays for 18 months - log off Mr Sunak.
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    No such thing as permanent these days. Use...

    No such thing as permanent these days. Use permanent jobs to get train and/or climb the ladder.
  37. Of course there's wokeness going on. Standard...

    Of course there's wokeness going on. Standard leftist stance is freedom of speech until we disagree with what you say. :rollin:
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    We're still waiting. HTHBIDI

    We're still waiting. HTHBIDI
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    Scottish Conservative MPs have warned that...

    Scottish Conservative MPs have warned that Scotland could become a third world country if it achieves independence. I'm not sure it could improve to that level myself.
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    People who have asked their accountant?

    People who have asked their accountant?
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    Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz...

    Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
    Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram.
    Son: Thanks Dad
    Dad: No problem Alan
  42. Correct. "The budget has been pulled for this...

    Correct.

    "The budget has been pulled for this project. Sorry."
    "But I demand to work my notice!!!!"
    "Okay, but there's no money to pay you with. Are you alright working it for free?"
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    I can imagine it is around 50%. Look at other...

    I can imagine it is around 50%. Look at other sectors, where most staff simply have to be onsite - construction, retail, hospitality, healthcare, science/pharma, etc; many need access to kit that...
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    Diane Abbott has declared that Labour will...

    Diane Abbott has declared that Labour will abolish all passenger vehicles in a bid to rid the country of car-owner virus.
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    So you'd be willing to bin off around £275k...

    So you'd be willing to bin off around £275k because you'd have to pay capital gains?

    Technically, you could ask the raffle winner how much they took in total and use that as the buy price? The...
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    Definitely; as I reported, that's stage two after...

    Definitely; as I reported, that's stage two after the targeted search doesn't turn up enough people.
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    Yeah, I mean, at least you've got your mirror.

    Yeah, I mean, at least you've got your mirror.
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    No but he probably wouldn't be good friends with...

    No but he probably wouldn't be good friends with Don King and Al Sharpton if he was.
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    Had it confirmed today - a chef applied for a DBA...

    Had it confirmed today - a chef applied for a DBA job this week (one requiring 5 years as a DBA).
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    He's still bonking foreigners and they're still...

    He's still bonking foreigners and they're still calling him racist. Classic Democrats. :D
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