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    Geoff down the Thirsty Swann Inn knows you are a...

    Geoff down the Thirsty Swann Inn knows you are a regular so doesn't need to mine your data particularly as you entered that quiz last year and you gave him permission to use it for marketing...
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    The writer and editor must have been stoned when...

    The writer and editor must have been stoned when they wrote and edited it. I would have said drunk but most journalists years ago were never sober.
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    Don't Drink The Water!

    Texas residents warned over brain-eating microbe in tap water | London Evening Standard

    Residents of a city in Texas have been warned to be careful with tap water, after a deadly brain-eating...
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    Sticky: Oh morning. I have no where to put my...

    Oh morning.

    I have no where to put my recycling. A firm email will be written tomorrow evening if the situation isn't resolved tomorrow day.

    I get fecked off with people lying because they...
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    Sticky: Spooky. I have the same book to read on my floor...

    Spooky. I have the same book to read on my floor somewhere.
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    I just got an email telling me to download and...

    I just got an email telling me to download and install the world beating app.

    I downloaded, installed it and deleted it after hearing all the bugs. (Plus all the pubs that serve food take bookings...
  7. Thread: Birth Control

    by SueEllen
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    I never understand that. If you are a Christian...

    I never understand that. If you are a Christian against abortion then you should be against the death penalty. Otherwise you don't view all life as sacrosanct.
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    Sticky: Watching it now.

    Watching it now.
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    Why does every one of their protests have David...

    Why does every one of their protests have David Icke and Piers Corbyn? They are known nutters.
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    Another brilliant bug is that if you check-in...

    Another brilliant bug is that if you check-in with the app it doesn't check you out for hours. So you could be safely at home but be told to isolate by the app as someone who arrived 2 hours after...
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    That World Beating App

    NHS Covid-19: App users unable to input negative tests - BBC News

    You just can't input negative test results ...


    People in England who test negative for Covid-19 are unable to share the...
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    FFS not In The Night Garden.

    FFS not In The Night Garden.
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    Sticky: Morning Seems a neighbour had to get a Tesco...

    Morning

    Seems a neighbour had to get a Tesco delivery. Most of my neighbours avoid using them due to previous issues with their large store that service the area.

    Anyway my stockpile of...
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    Sticky: Had stir fry and some merlot. Well still drinking...

    Had stir fry and some merlot. Well still drinking the merlot.

    That netflix film looks weird. May save it for tomorrow. I will see would "interesting" things I can find on BBC 3 or BBC 4.
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    Nah that's vegans cos of the amount of gas they...

    Nah that's vegans cos of the amount of gas they contain.
  16. Thread: Croydon Again

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    He clearly hasn't been to Brixton for a good...

    He clearly hasn't been to Brixton for a good while or Croydon for that....
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    Useful Covid Link from NickFitz

    Local Lockdown Lookup - Matthew Somerville
  18. Thread: Leeds

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    Leeds and London face Covid interventions as...

    Leeds and London face Covid interventions as virus fears rise | World news | The Guardian
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    Make sure you have booked your online shopping...

    Make sure you have booked your online shopping slots even if you have to do it all on holiday as the stupids are out panic buying.
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    London on Covid Watch List

    The whole of Greater London is on the Government's Covid watch list.

    So expect no household mixing in 2 weeks.



    Edited to add - Leeds and London face Covid interventions as virus fears rise...
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    Sticky: :laugh I've always had extra in. Thanks to my...

    :laugh

    I've always had extra in. Thanks to my mum my silbling and I all have the bad habit of bulk buying stuff.
  22. Thread: Leeds

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    OK Leeds City Council are expecting extra...

    OK Leeds City Council are expecting extra restrictions to be brought in from midnight to night.

    If your bins are collected by Leeds then you are in the intervention zone.


    (Edited to say:...
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    Are people putting baby wipes down the toilet? As...

    Are people putting baby wipes down the toilet? As it will bung it up.

    Plus you can buy boxes of them so is it only 3 boxes? And you can use cosmetic/facial wipes.
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    Leeds

    Household mixing banned from midnight tonight.
  25. Some of the places rely on tourists and...

    Some of the places rely on tourists and regardless of whether people went back to work in offices or not, there wouldn't be any tourists so there would still be a spending short fall.
  26. Thread: Croydon Again

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    You just reminded me - BOXPARK Croydon | Street...

    You just reminded me - BOXPARK Croydon | Street Food. Drinks. Events. | BOXPARK


    See Croydon is up and coming....
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    Sticky: They put caffeine in cold remedies so maybe...

    They put caffeine in cold remedies so maybe that's what is working.
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    Sticky: Morning Grey Rain Grey Rain

    Morning

    Grey

    Rain

    Grey

    Rain
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    No unfortunately she isn't PM anymore.

    No unfortunately she isn't PM anymore.
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    You are late to the Bunga Bunga party -...

    You are late to the Bunga Bunga party - https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/140151-yuck.html
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    Sticky: Just watched weird ads for John Lewis and...

    Just watched weird ads for John Lewis and Sainsbury's Tu.

    Now watching the Grand Party Hotel full of tangoed people.
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    Have we done this one yet?

    Dutch celebs face backlash over Covid rebellion - BBC News

    The "Virus Truth" movement.


    Influencers, rappers and a world-renowned DJ have been heavily criticised in the Netherlands after...
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    Sticky: Hamburger for dinner. Oh it's about to start...

    Hamburger for dinner.

    Oh it's about to start raining again....
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    by SueEllen
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    Boris has only an established mistress? He's...

    Boris has only an established mistress?

    He's got a vacancy now he's divorced.
  35. Thread: Yuck

    by SueEllen
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    :puke:

    :puke:
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    Sounds like hard work...

    Sounds like hard work...
  37. Thread: Furlough

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    That's unfair. Immigrants have get up and go.

    That's unfair.

    Immigrants have get up and go.
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    Sticky: Blue sky here. Lunch time.

    Blue sky here.

    Lunch time.
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    Yep this government promises and doesn't deliver.

    Yep this government promises and doesn't deliver.
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    This forum is full of cynics. :wink

    This forum is full of cynics. :wink
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    Another bloody disease

    British gin comes under threat as fungus-like pathogen attacks our juniper trees | Daily Mail Online

    It is a trendy tipple which has seen sales soar in recent years.

    But now UK gin is under...
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    Your latest reincarnation has only been here...

    Your latest reincarnation has only been here since 2018.

    What have you experienced since then?
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    I would download the Scottish one. At least...

    I would download the Scottish one.

    At least their leader sounds coherent when she speaks.
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    Some people are too lazy to look at sites that...

    Some people are too lazy to look at sites that give excess death statistics themselves and just read right-wing news sources.



    I didn't realise jayn200 believed in eugenics.
  45. Thread: Ocado

    by SueEllen
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    There was until last week a shortage of sweetcorn...

    There was until last week a shortage of sweetcorn at supermarkets.
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    Sticky: I have a common cold. I was doing my weekly...

    I have a common cold.

    I was doing my weekly flu survey, which was originally only for the cold season, put in my symptoms and it diagnosed me as having a common cold.

    So I will carry on...
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    Sticky: Morning Woke up to heavy rain at 5.26am. ...

    Morning

    Woke up to heavy rain at 5.26am.

    Still raining.

    Waiting on a supermarket delivery. I now have to book two weeks in advance to keep the same slot.
  48. Thread: Ocado

    by SueEllen
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    What I don't understand is why people didn't keep...

    What I don't understand is why people didn't keep a stock in. People know Brexit is coming and until that feck up is sorted out you need to ensure you have some dried/tinned food in particularly...
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    Sweden haven't got it right. In comparison to...

    Sweden haven't got it right.

    In comparison to their Nordic neighbours they have a higher percentage of excess deaths and a lower GDP. Like the UK their ethnic minorities are the group that are...
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    No thanks. I don't plan on going anywhere...

    No thanks.

    I don't plan on going anywhere interesting for the forseeable future particularly as the weather is cold.
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