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    Dark Days...

    I like you big fella


    Give me a call on 07702485343 and we can talk




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  2. A masters these days is as useful as a fart in a...

    A masters these days is as useful as a fart in a space suit as dated and completely irrelevant to what employers/clients actually want

    Unless you want to teach, then it might be handy

    How...
  3. I believe you are the 1st person to come up with...

    I believe you are the 1st person to come up with this loopy plan :) completely bonkers

    Go for it


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  4. What makes you think you would get a job over...

    What makes you think you would get a job over someone with trolly collection experience ?


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    State of the Market

    I’ve got magic beans for sale also


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  6. Who really cares ? Sent from my iPhone using...

    Who really cares ?


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    4 weeks holiday another 2 weeks sick leave (when...

    4 weeks holiday another 2 weeks sick leave (when required) each year - free pension - what’s not to like?


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    It’s just pretend empathy from contractors to...

    It’s just pretend empathy from contractors to ensure they get another months invoicing in and not upset the sado permies

    Ohhh please tell me your foot fungus story again or yes I would love to see...
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    Difference between a contractor and a permie is ...

    Difference between a contractor and a permie is

    Contractors don’t give a tulip if you drop down dead in the office - some permies might cry

    Never forget my program director asking me to find a...
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    You still got your Bentley sir ? Sent from...

    You still got your Bentley sir ?


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    £3k gets 4 new tyres on his Bentley surly ? ...

    £3k gets 4 new tyres on his Bentley surly ?


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    Sausage party with you ? Sent from my iPhone...

    Sausage party with you ?


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    Poll: Sausage fest tastic Sent from my iPhone...

    Sausage fest tastic


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  14. 3 years ago, contracts were plentiful and top...

    3 years ago, contracts were plentiful and top doller, now you will be completing with 500 desperate top contractors for same role for tulipty rates inside IR35 , to save a long thread

    Just forget...
  15. Virgin and other companies must be running there...

    Virgin and other companies must be running there hands at this news


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    In the good days I demanded “prima nocta” with...

    In the good days I demanded “prima nocta” with new staff members and £1000 a day

    Now, I’m happy to go down the docks for 1/2 a sixpence


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    Poll: My condolences Just find a local near the c...

    My condolences

    Just find a local near the c anal


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    600 hundred per agent - 4 different agents ...

    600 hundred per agent - 4 different agents


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    Indeed, just got a call from an agent to say the...

    Indeed, just got a call from an agent to say the role I interviewed for last week in London has been moved to Amsterdam due to election result

    Winner winner chicken dinner

    Can’t wait for all...
  20. IR35 is not new it’s been about since 1999 only...

    IR35 is not new it’s been about since 1999 only change is client makes determination


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    Returning to contracting

    No because there is no permie jobs either (unless your an Indian outsourcer)

    Your rule of thumb was valid back in the day, like 8 track of VHS - new world in London these days

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    Are you saying they are lovers ? Sent from...

    Are you saying they are lovers ?


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  23. Better than banjos Sent from my iPhone...

    Better than banjos


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    Companies don’t like contractors for permie roles...

    Companies don’t like contractors for permie roles - we are tanted


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  25. Told the story before about the old COBOL guy at...

    Told the story before about the old COBOL guy at RBS on £1200 a day when I was there to sit there all day encase of emergency’s (after they lost £120M in 2 hours after they replaced him with...
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    I’ve gone balls deep at 9/4 in no overall...

    I’ve gone balls deep at 9/4 in no overall majority

    Will pay for my holiday in Russia :)

    Come on my son

    Chsmpange in ice


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    Returning to contracting

    Dear crazy man

    Most of us worked in Dot com bust and laughed when we only applied for 3 roles before we got one on top doller

    Now 2000 top contractors are applying for every role on worst rates...
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    2000 a penny if my agent is to belived as that’s...

    2000 a penny if my agent is to belived as that’s the average response per role


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  29. Agree with above - old guys don’t like just...

    Agree with above - old guys don’t like just coding 30 lines in 2 weeks and getting a round of applause at the retro - they like going balls deeps with thousands of working lines with no bugs

    At...
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    Depends In your daily rate and expenses per week ...

    Depends In your daily rate and expenses per week


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    Sounds like your grinder dates David Bellamy...

    Sounds like your grinder dates


    David Bellamy seemed a good guy


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    Poll: Jesus, can the fun get any better :) Sent...

    Jesus, can the fun get any better :)


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    Care Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK...

    Care


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  34. Bay of pigs - tastic Sent from my iPhone...

    Bay of pigs - tastic


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  35. Best headline today was Boris Johnson hides...

    Best headline today was


    Boris Johnson hides in fridge with the rest of the gammon


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  36. What agency by the wAy ? Sent from my iPhone...

    What agency by the wAy ?


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  37. You are likely to get 2% back after liquidation...

    You are likely to get 2% back after liquidation vouchers take anything left alive

    As client to go direct tomorrow




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  38. The back door is open, cum on in Sent from...

    The back door is open, cum on in


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    Interview today for permie £120K role Walked...

    Interview today for permie £120K role

    Walked into the room

    Panel of 7 interviewers + agent

    Billionaire owner sitting in the middle - I’m thinking I should have had that 3rd glass of wine...
  40. Are you mad? Has client said after that it’s...

    Are you mad?

    Has client said after that it’s within IR35 or not?




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    Agree all Access to unlimited magic money tree...

    Agree all

    Access to unlimited magic money tree funding from investors - losing £1M a week - who cares we will do another round of funding


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    I have both, but not used my Miele since I got my...

    I have both, but not used my Miele since I got my V10 dyson


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    bergamo was (from stansted £19.99) was very good...

    bergamo was (from stansted £19.99) was very good fun going round the old town and narrow streets full of Xmas joys

    Spent a night a lake Garda also (45 mins away) and had sunny breakfast on the...
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    QED Resourcing

    This was the lady who put my CV into a Format that’s actually gets call from agents and interviews


    Search goggle for

    annafermont

    She does not rewrite your cv like the £500 services so...
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    Don’t worry after Brexit the elderly population...

    Don’t worry after Brexit the elderly population can change their name from blackcurrents to just currents


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    Thanks for sitting on my lap Sorry about the...

    Thanks for sitting on my lap

    Sorry about the looks like chocolate sticky situation


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    Is it the Bank of England ? Or another bank ?...

    Is it the Bank of England ?

    Or another bank ?


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    No bank would use this as out of there control ...

    No bank would use this as out of there control


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    No bank would use this as out of there control ...

    No bank would use this as out of there control


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  50. That’s a very smellist post Sent from my...

    That’s a very smellist post


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