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  1. Thread: The jabs...

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    Strangely, I don't find that very reassuring...

    Strangely, I don't find that very reassuring...
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    'Wotan' is from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which,...

    'Wotan' is from Wagner's Ring Cycle. Which, appropriately enough, is also a fictional work...
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    The Mets finest at work, I see. That should keep...

    The Mets finest at work, I see. That should keep them busy for weeks...:eyes
  4. Thread: The jabs...

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    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia...

    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia so vaccinations are a very big deal) but I'll insist a qualified nurse delivers it. I'm not having someone who's just been made redundant from the...
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    That's sort of the point. They post to their...

    That's sort of the point. They post to their contacts, who may want to apply themselves or recommend someone else.
    I don't think you've quite got the point of this.
  6. The clue's in the name, 'no claims'. Not sure how...

    The clue's in the name, 'no claims'. Not sure how you manage to qualify, unless you drove away very quickly in your seriously damaged what-used-to-be-a-car...
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    He's got form - he's at it all the time on 'the...

    He's got form - he's at it all the time on 'the other forum'. There's a touch of zealotry going on, it's impossible to have any sort of reasoned debate. :winker:
  8. I'm somewhat surprised your car insurance is less...

    I'm somewhat surprised your car insurance is less than that. Walls cost a fortune to rebuild, y'know...:wink
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    Papa Bouba Diop Dies Aged 42

    Papa Bouba Diop: Former Senegal, Fulham & Portsmouth midfielder dies aged 42 - BBC Sport

    RIP. I was always pleased when he wasn't playing against us...RIP The Wardrobe. 42 is no age at all :(
  10. What if you're Phil Collins?

    What if you're Phil Collins?
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    But plenty of individual recruitment consultants...

    But plenty of individual recruitment consultants do. You'll only see them if those individuals are in your 'network' though.
  12. Put it on AirBnB for the other 6 months a year?

    Put it on AirBnB for the other 6 months a year?
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    Now there's an idea...:wink

    Now there's an idea...:wink
  14. I saw that 'live' and my first thought was 'he's...

    I saw that 'live' and my first thought was 'he's not walking away from that'. About a minute later, he did. :yay:
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    Ssshhh, that's essentially his favourite...

    Ssshhh, that's essentially his favourite fantasy...:wink
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    No need to panic, unless it can spread to...

    No need to panic, unless it can spread to squirrels...
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    That's why you're on the 'ignore list'. ...

    That's why you're on the 'ignore list'.



    Sovereignty meets setting the quotas and policing them, and having full legal jurisdiction, and the EU have all that and want to keep it. It's petty, I...
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    很有趣,手淫 :eyes

    很有趣,手淫 :eyes
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    Of course one would have to select the correct...

    Of course one would have to select the correct God - it would be a shame to put in a lifetimes work for the wrong team...
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    Sounds more like the Chinese Army...:eek

    Sounds more like the Chinese Army...:eek
  21. Thread: DOOM: Birley

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    They did smashing breakfasts, back when I was...

    They did smashing breakfasts, back when I was working in Yuppie Central. :tongue
    They're a bit out of your league lunch-wise, though...:ohwell
  22. Thread: Free lunch

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    If the lunch is free, English taxpayers paid for...

    If the lunch is free, English taxpayers paid for it.
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    It's not about the fishing industry, it's about...

    It's not about the fishing industry, it's about trying to regain legal sovereignty over UK territorial waters (which shouldn't even be a subject for negotiation, but of course with the EU it's never...
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    How can one be a citizen of something which isn't...

    How can one be a citizen of something which isn't a country?
    I think we know what's coming, this case should be very interesting. :popcorn:
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    Or, our elected Government having to ask the EU...

    Or, our elected Government having to ask the EU for permission to manage UK territorial waters.
  26. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    You want to make sure you're roasting your spuds...

    You want to make sure you're roasting your spuds in the right one though...
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    Fortunately that's reciprocated by...

    Fortunately that's reciprocated by everyone...:wink
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    This isn't France...

    This isn't France...
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    You are Date number 1. However bad Date number 2...

    You are Date number 1. However bad Date number 2 is, if the lady is desperate enough, she'll marry him and pay up. You're on 10%. It's easy money. If I was as ugly as you, I'd definitely run with...
  30. I prefer his 'car meets wall' posts. Draw your...

    I prefer his 'car meets wall' posts. Draw your own conclusions...:smokin
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    Or, he's now in the Hands of God... Brilliant...

    Or, he's now in the Hands of God...

    Brilliant player, shame he had to do that. RIP.
  32. Thread: Sausages

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    Bonus! :banana:

    Bonus! :banana:
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    Or getting sponsorship from Dom Perignon... ...

    Or getting sponsorship from Dom Perignon...

    :igmc:
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    Hopefully that means you'll be staying at home...

    Hopefully that means you'll be staying at home then...:wink
  35. Or we'll choose our holiday hotels wisely so they...

    Or we'll choose our holiday hotels wisely so they have free wifi. If you want to watch Love Island 'live' on a beach in Corfu, you deserve a £300 bill. Download it the next morning while you're...
  36. I have hair, and they're a couple of bald...

    I have hair, and they're a couple of bald fookers. Well, apart from the dead one...which one is that again?
  37. You mean light bulbs?

    You mean light bulbs?
  38. The Germans got there first...:D

    The Germans got there first...:D
  39. Horror story actually. Bit of a mish-mash,...

    Horror story actually. Bit of a mish-mash, including some frame relay (there's one for the teenagers), to MPLS with a full DR capability. They had the last AS/400 system I ever saw, about 10 years...
  40. Some of our trade with the EU goes through Dover....

    Some of our trade with the EU goes through Dover. I know because Chris Grayling told me. Or was it Grant Shapps? Still, either of them probably has more of a grasp of international shipping than you...
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    Chris Grayling?

    Chris Grayling?
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    The vaccine can't come soon enough...:ohwell

    The vaccine can't come soon enough...:ohwell
  43. Thread: Bar tab

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    That's the normal bill for the month of January...

    That's the normal bill for the month of January (or indeed any other month).
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    Kabul, for example...:smokin

    Kabul, for example...:smokin
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    Was Lottie too old for him, you think? :wink...

    Was Lottie too old for him, you think? :wink :tongue
  46. I did an infrastructure upgrade for a UK-wide...

    I did an infrastructure upgrade for a UK-wide freight company (admittedly it was about 15 years ago) and I spent time in their Felixstowe base. Shipping movements are planned months in advance - I...
  47. No it isn't because I'm not. I know it goes...

    No it isn't because I'm not. I know it goes against your narrative (Must.Blame.Brexit) and that's probably affected your reading and comprehension skills.
    Air freight is roughly 90% down (a quick...
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    Oh Dear...:ladybags:

    Oh Dear...:ladybags:
  49. I had a Three phone once*, and it struggled with...

    I had a Three phone once*, and it struggled with some parts of London...

    *Not my choice, it was client issued :throw:
  50. How is a delay in handling container shipments...

    How is a delay in handling container shipments from Asia due to Brexit? If the French port authorities want to make life difficult after 1st Jan, exports will certainly be affected, but we're not...
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