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    Post Brexit Britain will corner the market in...

    Post Brexit Britain will corner the market in trading Pokemon Cards. After all, we hold them all.
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    Like SEO packages ??

    Like SEO packages ??
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    Like everything else the UK ever actually owned,...

    Like everything else the UK ever actually owned, the majority of it has already been sold off anyway.
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    Poll: I vote for Glasgow.....

    I vote for Glasgow.....
  5. He's a master at that.......

    He's a master at that.......
  6. £29M would barely have bought them a consultation...

    £29M would barely have bought them a consultation with a Pest Control Company to tell them where to buy the trowels from.
  7. He needs to stop talking the country down and...

    He needs to stop talking the country down and clearly hates the UK.
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    Malvolio will tell you Corbyn would have stolen...

    Malvolio will tell you Corbyn would have stolen you're entire pension, shagged your Granny and nicked her TV licence stamps, so thank god the Tories are in power.
  9. Probably not, but I'm sure he'll have watched...

    Probably not, but I'm sure he'll have watched some of their DVDs.
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    I don't know what 'poor educational...

    <vetran>

    I don't know what 'poor educational achievement' means but I won't be following any fake-virus rules. Typical remoaner project fear.

    </vetran>
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    When I saw the title of this thread, I opened it...

    When I saw the title of this thread, I opened it hoping for some really sick gags about Princess Diana....
  12. Same as Tory voters in the UK then, who justify...

    Same as Tory voters in the UK then, who justify everything by saying 'ah but ...but....the lefties'....

    If a Tory came and stuck a hedgehog on a stick up their arses they'd still claim Corbyn...
  13. Thread: Sad day

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    You sound like my first wife......

    You sound like my first wife......
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    Was a hero of mine in the mid to late 70's too. ...

    Was a hero of mine in the mid to late 70's too.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgvgOxVzSMw
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    Depends where you work......

    Depends where you work......
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    cunt !

    **** !
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    You must spread some Reputation around before...

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AtW again.
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    :laugh:laugh You're a really tulip judge of...

    :laugh:laugh

    You're a really tulip judge of character :laugh:laugh

    In Glasgow, if someone calls you a c**t, it's kinda a term of endearment. Sometimes.
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    Pretty much :tongue

    Pretty much :tongue
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    I don't drink at all dude.

    I don't drink at all dude.
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    He must be. No one could be that much of a dick...

    He must be. No one could be that much of a dick without a drink problem.
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    Someone sent me it on Fudbook saying, "Saw this...

    Someone sent me it on Fudbook saying, "Saw this and thought of you....."
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    Ask him once he sobers up.

    Ask him once he sobers up.
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    That's not bypassing the swear filter if you use...

    That's not bypassing the swear filter if you use **

    Bypassing the swear filter is when you actually typ the word TestMangler, you silly TestMangler.
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    I was going to bypass the swear filter again for...

    I was going to bypass the swear filter again for you, but then I'd just get banned again.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkf3itbRxQU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkf3itbRxQU
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    AtW. He's a proper c**t, 'e is......

    AtW. He's a proper c**t, 'e is......
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    I heard you enetered that competition and only...

    I heard you enetered that competition and only made it to the semis.
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    Covid restrictions mean that they'll be skipping...

    Covid restrictions mean that they'll be skipping the 90 mins and deciding all group games with penalty shoot outs.
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    You have a pretty f**kin' poor record with the...

    You have a pretty f**kin' poor record with the c**ts you've managed to bring back. Go and do something else.
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    Could never quite work out if Dim was completely...

    Could never quite work out if Dim was completely brainless or a World class troll.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfKredivMU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfKredivMU
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    FFS.....don't tell him about Diana......

    FFS.....don't tell him about Diana......
  34. Seeing as your knowledge only extends to peeling...

    Seeing as your knowledge only extends to peeling the spuds for the chips, you should probably leave the fish discussion to people who know about it.

    I feel, that for you to understand this post, I...
  35. So completely barrier free access (financial and...

    So completely barrier free access (financial and non financial) to a market at least ten times the size of your own doesn't seem like a deal to you ?
  36. Try going one step further and take the Non...

    Try going one step further and take the Non Tariff Barriers into account, like customs, delivery delays etc. The UK effectively traded it's exclusive access to it's own waters for a 10 fold increase...
  37. Because wee holdz all da cardz, innit.

    Because wee holdz all da cardz, innit.
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    Is 15/8 not an outsider in a 2 horse race ??

    Is 15/8 not an outsider in a 2 horse race ??
  39. France, Italy Spain buy a lot of the premium...

    France, Italy Spain buy a lot of the premium catch from the smaller operators in the UK. Albeit, via aggregators like Scotprime. Live tubed langoustine being a particularly profitable seller. Caught,...
  40. :rollin: Are you actually that stupid ?

    :rollin: Are you actually that stupid ?
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    But surely a Tory government would welcome...

    But surely a Tory government would welcome ridding the UK of such a huge financial drain ?
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    Ooh, the jumped up technical college ?? :tongue...

    Ooh, the jumped up technical college ?? :tongue :tongue

    That was something me loony older sister used to say while she was at Glasgow Uni studying Ancient Egyptian footwear or some such tulipe.
  46. ^This. I've made this point on the forum since...

    ^This. I've made this point on the forum since the day after the vote when fishermen and farmers were appearing on TV talking about the 'victory' they had just won. There's no point in increasing...
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    He is a complete and utter Lanliq soaked...

    He is a complete and utter Lanliq soaked arsehole.

    The particular incident which he refers to is his argument that because I went to Stow College and Glasgow Tech before getting a degree from...
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    Would it not be kinder if the c**t just stopped...

    Would it not be kinder if the c**t just stopped breathing ?
  49. Why the f**k did it take fishermen until now to...

    Why the f**k did it take fishermen until now to actually realise that ? Daft c**ts.
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    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the...

    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the least they could have done was use it to make a nice pate. Tastes a bit like Osprey so I've heard.
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