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  1. So basically they want you to work for nothing...

    So basically they want you to work for nothing until they run out of money ?


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    Standard life roles advertised today I see ...

    Standard life roles advertised today I see


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  3. What expenses are you hoping are included from...

    What expenses are you hoping are included from end client ?


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  4. Go to Vegas spend it all - live life die young ...

    Go to Vegas spend it all - live life die young


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  5. Considering leaving Full Time and start contracting

    Worse I’ve ever seen the market (by warp factor 10) since I started in 1999

    Get your potential contract signed sealed and delivered before you hand in notice


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  6. Once you have the contract signed/sealed and...

    Once you have the contract signed/sealed and delivered I would go for it.

    But the agent won’t deliver I’m afraid as his lips are moving


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    Was at a funeral last week, chap just paid of his...

    Was at a funeral last week, chap just paid of his mortgage at 52, not had a holiday in 3 years to do so, heart attack and long time deed

    Explain the benefits of not having a mortgage ?


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  8. Open a business account with TIDE with only one...

    Open a business account with TIDE with only one person able to access

    Job done


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    In more good news Richard Huckle, one of...

    In more good news


    Richard Huckle, one of Britain's worst paedophiles, is 'murdered' in his prison cell


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  10. India is good Sent from my iPhone using...

    India is good


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  11. Thread: Air BnB

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    Go flat rate vat and forget worrying about such...

    Go flat rate vat and forget worrying about such trivial matters as the £2k you save per year will more than make up for it


    Also remember - no expenses if your contact is inside IR35


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    Just back from my 2nd funeral this week, so also...

    Just back from my 2nd funeral this week, so also gin o’clock






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  13. Yup, me to Sent from my iPhone using...

    Yup, me to


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  14. Agreed, unless I imagined Chris was my program...

    Agreed, unless I imagined Chris was my program director (contractor) for several years at RBS in Amsterdam and In London

    Top contractor


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    Sticky: Mostly they fight cases who are non members (bbc...

    Mostly they fight cases who are non members (bbc etc)




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    Looking for flights to somewhere sunny Sent...

    Looking for flights to somewhere sunny


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    Sticky: Fighting HMRC

    Phone up ipse to see if they will fund the case - hint you don’t need to be a member of ipse for them to fund a good case if it benefits the collective

    Let us know if the say No and I’ll put in...
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    £850 to the contractors Can’t pay them £130K...

    £850 to the contractors

    Can’t pay them £130K as that’s program directors salary and they would be outside the pay scale £92K is the highest of the high for the band so would never increase either...
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    25 people will be retained in their current...

    25 people will be retained in their current roles, while a further 25 were told they could be moved over to work for Cognizent.


    Until They train the cognizent staff up to replace them


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    Sticky: That’s 3 days wages for him ?? Sent from my...

    That’s 3 days wages for him ??


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    We can sleep well in this knowledge Sent...

    We can sleep well in this knowledge


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  22. Bit tough for Paul and Ringo Sent from my...

    Bit tough for Paul and Ringo


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    I’ve switched to QDOS Sent from my iPhone...

    I’ve switched to QDOS


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    Poor people ?? Got any Dolly Parton ? ...

    Poor people ??

    Got any Dolly Parton ?


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    Yes it will be much harder as everyone knows -...

    Yes it will be much harder as everyone knows - woman don’t make good full stack developers:)

    I have a few transgender good friends and they tell me disturbing stories from the workplace so let’s...
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    Your wife found out about your lover in the...

    Your wife found out about your lover in the travel lodge and using this as a warning shot across your bows


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    Word associations

    Cross


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    Lloyd’s of London and Lloyd’s banking group are...

    Lloyd’s of London and Lloyd’s banking group are different companies (surprisingly)


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    Just go on a few tinder dates, you will soon see...

    Just go on a few tinder dates, you will soon see how bat tulip crazy most woman are and the idea of a relationship will soon be gone :)

    I have no serious advice


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  30. Thread: Dilemma

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    Bearing in mind HMRC can only launch 250 enquires...

    Bearing in mind HMRC can only launch 250 enquires a year from 100’s of thousands contractors


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    It’s like you tell your lover you are getting a...

    It’s like you tell your lover you are getting a penis extension she assumes you are getting a whopper and dreams of big boy sex, but you come home with an extra inch.

    Your wife should have asked...
  32. Thread: Dilemma

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    Dilemma

    What is your Dilemma exactly ?


    Have you been offered an inside ir35 role for example ?

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  33. Thread: Dilemma

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    What changes are you on about? Anything new...

    What changes are you on about?

    Anything new except end client determining you IR35 status ?


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    Boss Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK...

    Boss


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  35. Was in sapient (Indian it outsourcer) in London...

    Was in sapient (Indian it outsourcer) in London recently they have a vending machine linked to local food bank, (high tech photos of goods top it tastic) when low on suppliers it comes up on screen...
  36. Thread: Dilemma

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    Are you completely bonkers ? Ir35 has been...

    Are you completely bonkers ?

    Ir35 has been about since 1999 why on earth do you think anything has changed except that the end client will determine your status ?

    And you started next month ?
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    I find it really easy to let this behaviour just...

    I find it really easy to let this behaviour just wash over my head (and dismissed a second later), just smile and carry on invoicing and count the big pile of cash

    Or leave and sit in the house...
  38. How will history remember these last few weeks ...

    How will history remember these last few weeks

    “A few privileged millionaire white guys destroyed the UK and made more money for themselves in the process”

    Should sum it up nicely


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    Best at continuous otherwise you might get off...

    Best at continuous otherwise you might get off boarded and enter the nightmare world of getting access back


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    The employer NI comes out of your rate Sent...

    The employer NI comes out of your rate


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    Bassey Sent from my iPhone using Contractor...

    Bassey


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  42. For interest - my last project we were getting...

    For interest - my last project we were getting blended Rates of £550 a day for each wipro resource (from dev to testers to arch’s)

    Chaps told me they got paid between £26-£35k (that’s including...
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    Relax and invoice PM got sign off for you,...

    Relax and invoice

    PM got sign off for you, won’t look good on him if he now says you are not needed hence why you are still here

    Wait for this promised work until the end of your contract
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    Good money spinner for outsourced scrum teams,...

    Good money spinner for outsourced scrum teams, whole team delivers 10 line program change - high fives all round. Management happy as it says 130 points delivered

    Agree with above


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    Get all the sign off’s from the test teams to...

    Get all the sign off’s from the test teams to prove it’s not your fault when it goes pear shaped

    Good luck


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  46. HSBC plans to cut 10,000 more jobs worldwide, says report

    More good news in the world of banking :(


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  47. Not this time :( Will go to an expensive MSC...

    Not this time :(

    Will go to an expensive MSC or outsource company

    Happy to be wrong on this


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    Indeed that’s the point - and I have a good one ...

    Indeed that’s the point - and I have a good one

    Life is for living

    Deed is just deed (got two funerals this week to remind me of this)


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    You and mike had way to many beers Sent...

    You and mike had way to many beers


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    When you are dead you are dead No sky gods No...

    When you are dead you are dead

    No sky gods
    No afterlife
    No ghosts

    You are just no more


    Sorry to break this news to you
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