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  1. They absolutely do. Jeremy Corbyn Is Like...

    They absolutely do.

    Jeremy Corbyn Is Like Donald Trump, Not Boris Johnson - The Atlantic
  2. You might have to spend a few hours explaining...

    You might have to spend a few hours explaining the words "controlled testing" because there's more than one syllable per word and fullyinthematrix has very little space in there alongside the map...
  3. It's a cretin alarm. The lizard people put it...

    It's a cretin alarm. The lizard people put it there, just so you'd know.
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    Poll: It sounds like it's a mixture of the two, first...

    It sounds like it's a mixture of the two, first retraction demands, followed up later, to which some have already responded/retracted.
    ...
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    Sorry, scootie doesn’t do tables.

    Sorry, scootie doesn’t do tables.
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    Poll: According to reports, they have explicitly sent...

    According to reports, they have explicitly sent retraction demands or document preservation letters. Either way, the Theory of Cretins suggests that the stupidest option will be pursued vigorously by...
  7. Indeed, the s455 tax (or charge) is a tax on...

    Indeed, the s455 tax (or charge) is a tax on loans to participators in close companies and the story pretty much ends there. There are very limited exclusions, but commercial terms are completely...
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    Poll: Dominion Voting Systems is filing defamation...

    Dominion Voting Systems is filing defamation lawsuits against all those who made demonstrably false claims about vote rigging. Time for the cretins to retract or pay up, bigly. I predict the latter.
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    The Funny Headlines Thread

    Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina' candle ignites in UK home: report

    Could've been worse.
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    Poll: Did your more intelligent mother help you out...

    Did your more intelligent mother help you out with your ironic username?
  11. They look pretty terrible, regionally, and the...

    They look pretty terrible, regionally, and the Council Tax revaluation isn't going to happen either.

    This is absolutely standard Treasury kite flying before a budget. "All hands to the stupid box...
  12. Yes, I think the kite flying even suggested...

    Yes, I think the kite flying even suggested 0.48%, so this is definitely what they're talking about, not a one-off tax.

    However, it would generate such a backlash within the Tory party that...
  13. Indeed, if they're not complete morons*.

    Indeed, if they're not complete morons*.
  14. Dividends form the top slice of income. ...

    Dividends form the top slice of income.

    Payments on account can be changed to reflect reality (with emphasis on reality here, because you will pay interest if you underestimate).

    For actual...
  15. https://www.coats.com/-/media/Coats/End-Use/Househ...

    https://www.coats.com/-/media/Coats/End-Use/Household-and-Recreation/Kites/Household-and-recreation---sporting-goods--kite-01.jpg?rev=0ba06cc34a384b8aa9bf5afcb85472f7&width=600&height=338&op=crop
  16. They aren't going to raise CT by 5% in one...

    They aren't going to raise CT by 5% in one budget, especially not on March 3 when we're emerging from lockdown, at best, and the second dip of the many-dipped recession is underway. :laugh

    If...
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    You could weaponise MF with a trampoline, but it...

    You could weaponise MF with a trampoline, but it would need to be heavy duty, probably beyond current materials science.
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    Why, yes. Yes it is.

    Why, yes. Yes it is.
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    https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/13507251...

    https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1350725186526584835

    :rollin:

    Top trolling by comrade Dodds.
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    I had to get up every morning at 10:30 at night...

    I had to get up every morning at 10:30 at night half an hour before I went to bed...
  21. Why would they not be able to do that? You can...

    Why would they not be able to do that? You can invoice any client anywhere in the world (well, perhaps not including North Korea :tongue).



    Yes, no problem. Business travel is fine, visa free...
  22. Exactly. It's OK to ask questions, it's OK to be...

    Exactly. It's OK to ask questions, it's OK to be wrong, but speculation doesn't help anyone.
  23. Thread: Dead today

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    Oh, sorry, we all buggered off to a d000hg-free...

    Oh, sorry, we all buggered off to a d000hg-free forum. Scootie is there too and says hi.
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    Chuckle. Fereal? Yes, "cwah", that is...

    Chuckle.

    Fereal?

    Yes, "cwah", that is absolutely fine, good boy. Also, while you're there, feel free to deduct anything else from profit that seems like a good idea. If you have any clownshoes,...
  25. If we're going to start exhibiting evidence...

    If we're going to start exhibiting evidence against luxCon, we might want to switch to a numbering scheme...
  26. Stop opining on stuff that you know nothing...

    Stop opining on stuff that you know nothing about.

    The TAAR has nothing to do with ER, it is part of the TiS legislation and concerns the capital treatment of specified transactions. The ER is...
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    Then the UK branch of the global client will be...

    Then the UK branch of the global client will be on the hook. The SDS is basically a game of pass the parcel. Whomever doesn’t propagate it down the chain is the de facto Fee Payer. You may want to...
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    A Key Personnel clause is extremely common in a...

    A Key Personnel clause is extremely common in a B2B contract and does not, in itself, imply personal service. However, you will need to get the contract and working practices reviewed in the round.
  29. You're making no sense. The MVL process is a...

    You're making no sense. The MVL process is a voluntary/solvent winding up process. Winding up means ceasing trading, so that the company's affairs can be put in order, so that the distributions can...
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    If it had zero value, there would be no point...

    If it had zero value, there would be no point trying to sell it.
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    Any benefit to an employee for tax purposes is...

    Any benefit to an employee for tax purposes is based on the market value of the depreciated asset on the date of transfer (i.e., what you would get if you sold it second-hand :D), not the book value...
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    Evidence for the prosecution...

    Evidence for the prosecution...
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    A fully depreciated asset still belongs to the...

    A fully depreciated asset still belongs to the company and any gain from its resale needs to be recorded in your P&L.
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    Yes, you will need to pay off. The DS01 is for a...

    Yes, you will need to pay off. The DS01 is for a solvent company, not an insolvent one.
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    PC is extremely dense.

    PC is extremely dense.
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    This would be for the post-exit burn. I don't...

    This would be for the post-exit burn. I don't think you'd want nuclear crud shooting out the back either, except over Swindon, perhaps.
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    If you're looking for stuff to propel out the...

    If you're looking for stuff to propel out the back of a rocket into space, you could do worse than PsychoCandy...
  38. Time for General...

    Time for General...
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    They're going to need to circumnavigate MF first,...

    They're going to need to circumnavigate MF first, which could double the journey time, so roughly the same then.
  40. No, your wife fails the connected person element...

    No, your wife fails the connected person element of the TAAR. Suck it up and stop trying to evade the tax you properly owe.
  41. Incidentally, no one "forced" you to do anything....

    Incidentally, no one "forced" you to do anything. You weren't "forced" to take a capital distribution, you simply decided that you wanted to pay minimal tax.
  42. Not a chance, you would lose the capital...

    Not a chance, you would lose the capital treatment, unless the new trade was completely different to the old one (read: not in IT, assuming you're in IT).

    There are edge cases whereby you took a...
  43. Thread: Pence...

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    The Senate, not Congress, but that would be the...

    The Senate, not Congress, but that would be the whole point - for the Senate to then vote with 2/3rds majority and then choose the additional penalty, which may involve a ban on holding the office in...
  44. Thread: Pence...

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    Which is why it doesn't really make sense for the...

    Which is why it doesn't really make sense for the dems to impeach :laugh They should take the long view - he may well run as an independent...
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    Aye, it's no longer about income, more about...

    Aye, it's no longer about income, more about assets. That's QE^infinity for you.
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    Poll: Mr Tickle is on the register of sex offenders.

    Mr Tickle is on the register of sex offenders.
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    Scootie is the Corgi, the other dog is CUK. ...

    Scootie is the Corgi, the other dog is CUK.

    https://twitter.com/MeanAnimals/status/1345840328130105346
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    I hear he dumped that platform as they were a...

    I hear he dumped that platform as they were a bunch of commies. He's now basing operations out of Friends Reunited.
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    #prayforsimon

    #prayforsimon
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    If, by finished, you mean the titanium rigging to...

    If, by finished, you mean the titanium rigging to tether MF in a low Earth orbit then, yeah, they finished the Super Star Destroyer.
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