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Thought he did well just to make it up the steps yesterday.

The mum was shook? Surely she’d have noticed the conception....

Correct. Get hit by a train 27 days after a positive test? COVID. Get shot in an armed robbery while I’ll? COVID. Get swept away in today’s storms while having a persistent cough? COVID. WALOB.

He’s got Disney+ and watched The Simpsons Movie?

According to Darmy’s Fitbit, he’s w*nked 52 miles since Christmas.

Nope but it sounds like you’re a bit of a deviant.

Watching German p0rn has normalised this sort of thing for darmy.

A simple read of the summary says that it will offer a mix of lessons in business, media and (e-)sport.

Massive industry that will no doubt appeal to more as lockdowns see people reluctant to...

A trifle harsh.

They did kick off significantly though: Tens of Thousands Protest Trump Election Victory, 124 Arrested - ABC News

Isn’t this old news? Didn’t the Democrats claim fraud in 2016? Bottom line is that Americans are bad losers.

Why? I appreciate darmy struggles to keep up because I've just had what I said repeated back to me by them, but I thought you were more intelligence. Clearly I mistook intelligence for a cretinous...

Clarity's calculator makes it £362 and change.

Weekly Income £3,250.00
Employer National Insurance £368.86
Employment Tax £14.21
Employee National Insurance £131.08
Employee Tax £896.32...

Wow. That's like giving a toss who's leading the Grand National first time they pass the stands at Aintree.

US law has nothing to do with banning someone from Twitter. Twitter usage rules drive bans, like CUK and any other social media platform. The point I was making is that people no longer seem to want...

KUATB - it's even on the same thread a few posts up!!

Why, because you disagree with him? If you're going to ban people you disagree with, you end up with a bitter echo chamber.
Go woke, go broke.

Sir Mix-a-Lot. HTHBIDI

Didn't end well for Epstein.

If I was The Donald, I'd be after Man City's lawyers!

Whenever I see a ginger person going grey, I think of the plight of our native squirrels.

https://i.gifer.com/Ryd.gif

It's a mongrel, just like our Jack Chi. Just like a double-barreled surname used to be posh and now just means your parents aren't married.

Doesn't stop it being a lovely looking dog though. :D
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Is that through an agency? If so, name them.

You say that as though he hasn't that capability in all threads he posts in. ;)

Moderna - 3 for £10 on Borough market.

While it's a dangerous president, it's also a dangerous precedent.

While Twitter et al have created the platform and run it, ergo they make the rules, it's in danger of degenerating into a hard...

I presume that you do not understand the point of five level clinical double-blind trials that take years to complete and why there is so much concern among doom merchants about how quickly the...

The time will have been outside IR35, don’t worry about that.

Most I have ever had is the requirement to sign a declaration that I was in between contracts and actively looking for roles, no other activity. Good luck.

It can happen - approx 0.1% chance from what I've read (twins on both sides so we were reading up and bracing for impact).

It's popped up on here occasionally (not advocating you to search, NLUK will be along to do that shortly...)

As has been said, it's to do with jail time, hiding a failed engagement, etc.

It...

But enough about you....

American have a certain meaning for Johnson.

Krueger

I was shagging the MILF next door over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "That's my husband! Quick try the back door!"

Thinking back, I should have really legged it,...

Pretty much how the Nazis got started, yet they compare The Bad Orange One to Der Fuhrer.

Always said extreme left and right are bad for society.

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O."

In the total of what, London or AtW's sockies? Probably quite similar.

I was trying to bring a bit of levity to a grim situation. Uber doom looks favourite unfortunately.

Fake news. There are more than 50 people in England. HTH

How can Torquay be worse than Rochdale when Torquay has a beach and a posh bit? Rochdale is the armpit of Greater Manchester. It's like a clagnut on the arse of society.

What, the pillaging? Always underrated to be fair.

That it might not even be a Trump mob....

https://twitter.com/CosmicMagi/status/1346930484907921409?s=19

Probably answered your own question.

Those cheeky Antifa rascals. It'll be one of those peaceful pipebombs no doubt.

White van men are quitting watching Doctor Who.
They could handle the dodgy cheap props.
They could handle the hammy acting and crap alien outfits.
They could handle the introduction of a black...

https://i.imgur.com/ZRL5WIB.png

We're talking about adults here, not kids you oddball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT6zHIXUsPs

My wife has just set a new personal best in the 100m sprint.

73m