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  1. Curious to why you have picked 28th feb given...

    Curious to why you have picked 28th feb given the update around the payments don’t have to reach your bank account by 6th April - why this date ?


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  2. If neighbours have hotwife make sure they have...

    If neighbours have hotwife make sure they have plenty of glass in extension


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    Get £100 of your ipse ales with starling ...

    Get £100 of your ipse ales with starling


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  4. Cater Allen deposited £750 from my Business Bank account to Treasury

    Not sure if your talking about wales/NI or jockoland


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    That’s the one Sent from my iPhone using...

    That’s the one


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  6. I wonder why Sent from my iPhone using...

    I wonder why


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    Did they honour your notice period when...

    Did they honour your notice period when terminated ?


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  8. If it was not for the “Russkies” we would all be...

    If it was not for the “Russkies” we would all be specking German right now.


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    It’s an good idea but remember Lots of...

    It’s an good idea but remember

    Lots of clients will have a strict umbrella list (pick someone from this list of 5) so we might have to move umbrellas every few months (I know one chap that is...
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    I presume client manager thought you were just an...

    I presume client manager thought you were just an office temp / permietractor and you being offline = not working

    Really surprised you have gotten away with it for so long, as all experienced...
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    Special - as in for window lickers ? Sent...

    Special - as in for window lickers ?


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  12. I would ask for a 25% rate increase also ...

    I would ask for a 25% rate increase also


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    Stranger danger !!!! Sent from my...

    Stranger danger !!!!




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    Canary Wharf in lockdown Here we go Sent...

    Canary Wharf in lockdown

    Here we go


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    Winner winner chicken dinner for EY I hear...

    Winner winner chicken dinner for EY

    I hear they are ramping up there grad intake this year to replace contractors


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    Contracting to MOD - HELP!!

    You need to use there’s I presume
  17. Your employer is the umbrella not the end client ...

    Your employer is the umbrella not the end client

    95% of clients are banning ltd company’s the other 5% soon will when they realise the risk


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    In my office (central London) we are planning a...

    In my office (central London) we are planning a company wide - work from home Friday this week in preparation for when it hits hard and we all work from home for weeks

    We have a office in...
  19. How could an umbrella afford employee rights out...

    How could an umbrella afford employee rights out of the £70 month they get each month from your rate - lucky if they make a tenner per person after costs




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  20. Seems fair from client point of view EY will...

    Seems fair from client point of view

    EY will replace anyone who leaves

    Did you have a question ?


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    In a years time new visa rules enable anyone...

    In a years time new visa rules enable anyone earning > £26K from anywhere in the world to come in

    Why would employers hire people at £800 day when they can get 4 permies for that money


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  22. Almost, Super flood gates from 31st Jan 2021 ...

    Almost,

    Super flood gates from 31st Jan 2021

    I already know several Indian friends that will be quitting infosys/sapaint and getting over on new visas as contractors / permie employees



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    Most of my pension pot will be based at...

    Most of my pension pot will be based at Cheltenham racecourse in 2 weeks time

    I’m think more of normal pension savers


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    FTSE 100 for a starter for 10 Sent from my...

    FTSE 100 for a starter for 10


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    Stock market - how low will it go

    As we plummet under 7000 wiping 10% out of your pension pots this week (possibly peoples biggest lose in there life’s in value)

    I’m calling 5000 in 4 weeks time


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  26. Last chance saloon for someone? Before we go to...

    Last chance saloon for someone? Before we go to big consultancy


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    60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat...

    60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat on their partner - statistically specking if you are not bonking someone else / she is


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    Agreed I’ve been drunk a few hundred times...

    Agreed

    I’ve been drunk a few hundred times over the years and not once got my cock out - even on requests


    Except at swingers events obviously


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  29. I heard of one contractor starting a £100K+...

    I heard of one contractor starting a £100K+ permie job recently that almost got fired for handing in a P45 that said he was only paid £5K so far this year :) HR could not get there head round...
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    They can only pay out of your rate :) unless they...

    They can only pay out of your rate :) unless they have a magic money tree - ignore numpty person you spoke to


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    Let put into dr who perspective 2000/20001...

    Let put into dr who perspective

    2000/20001 was Colin Baker
    2008 was Sylvester McCoy
    Now is Jodie Whittaker


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  32. Surly they have until 6th April to provide one....

    Surly they have until 6th April to provide one.



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  33. Zzzzzzz Who did you go with ? Sent from...

    Zzzzzzz

    Who did you go with ?


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    Latest QDOS offering

    Off-Payroll - QAccounting


    Seems a bit loopy to me unless I’ve missed something ?


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  35. Get it via ipse - they have a very good deal ...

    Get it via ipse - they have a very good deal


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    I remember when Dr who was good Sent from...

    I remember when Dr who was good


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  37. You have had your current contract reviewed by A...

    You have had your current contract reviewed by A professional and it’s insured ?


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  38. Do gay people pay extra tax? “no GAYE...

    Do gay people pay extra tax?


    “no GAYE deductions”


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  39. Thread: PM /BA

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    If you work in Germany you pay all tax in Germany...

    If you work in Germany you pay all tax in Germany


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  40. Building a war chest until you are old and deed?...

    Building a war chest until you are old and deed?

    Long time dead mate


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    Get him a special milky coffee - again. ...

    Get him a special milky coffee - again.


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  42. IR35 - crazy cat people / tin foil hats / unix guys / legal challenges / umbrella ran

    Can we post all the battulip crazy ideas in here please, or move them here once started

    That is all


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    Ahhh yesteryear, When girls were hairy Sent...

    Ahhh yesteryear, When girls were hairy


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  44. How many times have you raised/written to your MP...

    How many times have you raised/written to your MP in the past few years about this ?


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  45. Yes for the £30 a month you pay an umbrella, they...

    Yes for the £30 a month you pay an umbrella, they will be fighting each other off for your business

    Mate of mine runs a umbrella company and is about to ban permietractors like mjcp as they just...
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    Requirements were gathered over a 4 pint lunch...

    Requirements were gathered over a 4 pint lunch mostly


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    You misunderstood Less than 5 bug fixes in...

    You misunderstood

    Less than 5 bug fixes in all my projects not per project


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    Where ? Sent from my iPhone using Contractor...

    Where ?


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    And back in the day we did not have Product...

    And back in the day we did not have

    Product owners
    Project managers
    Test managers or testers
    Scrum idiots
    Infra guys
    QA

    We did all those jobs ourselves, And it all seemed to work, I...
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    You would not have survived in core banking days...

    You would not have survived in core banking days or cobol and RPG - code still running 85% of all banks world wide


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