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  1. Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with...

    Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with delivery for 3x what you paid. That's filthy lucre. :smokin
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    He reminds me of Sasguru. Everyone is a cretin...

    He reminds me of Sasguru. Everyone is a cretin except him.
  3. Thread: 70% off

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    Yes, the gloves went well, then the chalk. Chalk...

    Yes, the gloves went well, then the chalk. Chalk cost £3000, sold for £27000! Amazon took £15000 of that as it was a low cost item and the fulfillment costs were high. On pools now.

    Have already...
  4. Meteor tonight, make sure you're looking up, it's...

    Meteor tonight, make sure you're looking up, it's bound to be bright
  5. Thread: 70% off

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    Able to do it with Costco now. Only went in for...

    Able to do it with Costco now. Only went in for some cheese
    ...
  6. What could go wrong? Indeed.... ...

    What could go wrong? Indeed....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ynwAgQlDQ
  7. Sticky: Who's PC?

    Who's PC?
  8. Thread: 70% off

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    Do you know you've got to move with the times and...

    Do you know you've got to move with the times and take advantages where they exist.

    On Sunday I noticed an item in Smyths Toys selling for £20 which was selling for £90 on Amazon. They had just...
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    Pair of c**ts. Imagine if there was eight of...

    Pair of c**ts. Imagine if there was eight of them! Octopussy!
  10. Thread: 70% off

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    Kerchiing, Kerchiing, Kerchiing

    Kerchiing, Kerchiing, Kerchiing
  11. Thread: 70% off

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    As predicted. But not on here, on my Facebook...

    As predicted. But not on here, on my Facebook group.

    June onwards will be carnage on the high street. And perfect for us Amazon sellers.

    I am already on £42k worth of sales this month at 35%...
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    https://i.imgur.com/qMuWBUi.png

    https://i.imgur.com/qMuWBUi.png
  13. I reckon I’ve got a few weeks to shift it all....

    I reckon I’ve got a few weeks to shift it all. Once lockdown ends and the kids are back to school no chalk rainbows or hopscotch in the street :-)
  14. Do you like spaghetti?

    Do you like spaghetti?
  15. Chalk replaces Gloves as the New Sledges!

    Well having focused on being a full time Amazon seller this year, everybody is buying stuff online except sledges (which luckily I dont have)

    Just as the pandemic kicked off, Amazon stopped taking...
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    With the reports about ventiliators and the mucus...

    With the reports about ventiliators and the mucus covering the lungs, they have likened it to the bends or altitude sickness. So increased oxygen may be the answer. I wonder if those 'oxygen' bars...
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    And the average number of legs for humanity is

    And the average number of legs for humanity is <2
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    OH. FFS. Is this you trying to get 4 people out...

    OH. FFS. Is this you trying to get 4 people out of a 1000 to send out one of your chainmails on Facebook again (otherwise they die). It aint going to happen, you only have 20 Facebook friends and...
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    Poll: I think you'll find that you're a wimp. So let...

    I think you'll find that you're a wimp.

    So let me see. I dont have any real underlying health issues. I'm overweight, I drink, I exercise a little but not enough.
    I don't really get ill, as the...
  20. Plus Germany gassed all of the weak / infirm /...

    Plus Germany gassed all of the weak / infirm / disabled during the 2nd world war so have a different population mix. Harsh. But true.
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    Feckers banned me. They can drown.

    Feckers banned me. They can drown.
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    Dear posters having made a fortune in advertising...

    Dear posters having made a fortune in advertising for years I have recently realised that £30000 holidays each year, a brand new car every six months and mortgage payments on my holiday home are...
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    Are you really sure? Darth Admin has a master you...

    Are you really sure? Darth Admin has a master you know...
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    You want spice, I've got spice.:moon:

    You want spice, I've got spice.:moon:
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    Actually I think you'll find stats are showing...

    Actually I think you'll find stats are showing you're more likely to get it if your Black or Asian. White privilege wins again.
  26. Good man. Liverpool and Weatherspoons need...

    Good man. Liverpool and Weatherspoons need someone to pay their staff while they take furlough and line their pockets.
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    they’re not cockneys they’re mostly Eastern...

    they’re not cockneys they’re mostly Eastern European. They seem to have a problem with socially distancing or understanding the ******* rules
  28. Exactly. There was a good article the other day...

    Exactly. There was a good article the other day that explained that most flour comes in 16/25kg bags for commercial use not the 1kg bags in stores. Hence demand went up they didn’t increase it for...
  29. Ours has knocked 10% off but they’ve also...

    Ours has knocked 10% off but they’ve also furloughed almost all of their teachers at this moment so seems like they’re having their cake and eating it. I for one don’t think it’s a luxury having the...
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    Feck sledges. Latex disposable gloves is where...

    Feck sledges. Latex disposable gloves is where it’s at and actually I bought pallets of them last month. I’m down to my last 30000 pairs now having sold 1.2milliom so far in the last two weeks. I’m...
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    you’d think that having posted on CUK for years...

    you’d think that having posted on CUK for years you’d be immune to anything :-)
  32. They’re damned if they do damned if they dont if...

    They’re damned if they do damned if they dont
    if someone you know / love dies of Covid 19 and it gets worse you’ll be begging for the police and army to make people stay at home. So basically stay...
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    Yeah, if the other nine sit on another table at...

    Yeah, if the other nine sit on another table at least 2m away from me.
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    Stay the fook in and it's not a problem is it.

    Stay the fook in and it's not a problem is it.
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    My attention span is very low and to answer the...

    My attention span is very low and to answer the OPS question, "Is the cure better than the problem"

    I read the first few pages, but he's right to ask whether curtailing the entire world to save a...
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    Was trying to follow this but I assume as a Ltd...

    Was trying to follow this but I assume as a Ltd Director you’re entitled to feck all?
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    Seeming like a load of tulip Tescos needs an...

    Seeming like a load of tulip
    Tescos needs an extra 20000 staff
    you can order takeways
    405000 want to get out the house and volunteer to help
    amazon to hire 100k more staff!
    my local vape shop...
  38. Let me take a look. Making a killing on amazon at...

    Let me take a look. Making a killing on amazon at the moment.
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    You'll need someone with an Amazon account. PM me...

    You'll need someone with an Amazon account. PM me ;-)
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    Weird I never got chicken pox or measles until I...

    Weird I never got chicken pox or measles until I was in my late 20’s and I don’t think I’ve ever had the flu. Never had mumps either and very rarely get a cold. I think it’s the amount of alcohol I...
  41. It'll recover if we don't all die.

    It'll recover if we don't all die.
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    Actual LOL. Nice. :happy

    Actual LOL. Nice. :happy
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    Hey try being a full time amazon seller! All over...

    Hey try being a full time amazon seller! All over the shop.
  44. I took some money out last week and moved it into...

    I took some money out last week and moved it into the stock market. Basically should have just burnt it.
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    Got to admit I did panic buy last week. Four...

    Got to admit I did panic buy last week.

    Four toilet rolls
    1 Lettuce
    Box of Cereal
    400 Bottles of Whisky
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    France, Spain, Italy all have heavy handed police...

    France, Spain, Italy all have heavy handed police and they are all armed. China dragged people out of their houses.
    Ours are depleted and going to have to deal with self entitled cock wombles who...
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    Ill give it to you, you did say.

    Ill give it to you, you did say.
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    Least Burger King and KFC is still open...... :emb

    Least Burger King and KFC is still open...... :emb
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    Coronavirus cough

    Oh crap, I've caught the CUK coronavirus thread virus. Dammit.
  50. Look stop panicking FFS it's nothing, it won't...

    Look stop panicking FFS it's nothing, it won't affect me, I was going to stay off CUK for a while, but to be honest I don't think it will impact me by posting in here. Perfectly safe.
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