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    Off topic posta removed.

    Off topic posta removed.
  2. Who is the scrum master?

    Who is the scrum master?
  3. This could take a while...

    This could take a while...
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    So HMRC hasn't yet got their stickies on all his...

    So HMRC hasn't yet got their stickies on all his tax-dodged loot? ;)

    This evening, videoing the Panto, also Saturday afternoon. The Christmas Market is on (last night they had a free open air jazz...
  5. Or even a level lower. Chip design. There's a...

    Or even a level lower. Chip design. There's a great elementary course here, and a journalistic, Pullitzer prize account of building a new chip (and computer), here.
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    Well, we try to keep the old traditions.

    Well, we try to keep the old traditions.
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    I learned to program in Java. I've now got a...

    I learned to program in Java.
    I've now got a remote client so I'm going to program in Bali.
  8. I learned this in Java.

    I learned this in Java.
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    How very inclusive and non-discriminatory of you....

    How very inclusive and non-discriminatory of you. Also, as this is one of the professional forums, your comment is close to trolling. Please consider carefully where you are posting and what you are...
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    I've never seen it either. But MB31 says he works...

    I've never seen it either. But MB31 says he works in the nuclear industry, so I guess they've probably got exemption from certain criteria that apply elsewhere. After all, you don't want people who...
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    Poll: What is wrong with you people? Ah stuff it,...

    What is wrong with you people?

    Ah stuff it, I'll take a client laptop with me, and recoup the cost of the trip. 10 minutes should be enough :p
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    Twaddle. If you're on £300 a day, and the agency...

    Twaddle. If you're on £300 a day, and the agency is charging £400, then it's you who gets the push if things get difficult financially, not the guy on £300 a day and the agency charging £350.
    ...
  13. Urdu. Yes. Yes. Seriously, I don't think...

    Urdu.
    Yes.
    Yes.


    Seriously, I don't think anyone would suffer from learning a programming language. It might help logical, rational and critical thinking. Some strange people find it fun...
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    What's the nature of the role? Some organisations...

    What's the nature of the role? Some organisations have exemptions from the norm for specific reasons.

    However, most likely they haven't quite understood that contractors are not employees. You can...
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    Sever is about right.

    Sever is about right.
  16. We should try this with Ada. No need for...

    We should try this with Ada.
    No need for smalltalk.
    This is BLISS.
  17. This should be done with hardware.

    This should be done with hardware.
  18. That's very clever.

    That's very clever.
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    Quite clear to me. Option 5 - where you work...

    Quite clear to me.

    Option 5 - where you work remotely via your Latvian company for a UK client should not be affected by IR35, which is about UK tax liability. Working via an agency makes no...
  20. I 've got this bug.

    I 've got this bug.
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    It's nice you admit you're a problem.

    BR14 ignoring your problems isn't going to make them go away.[/QUOTE]It's nice you admit you're a problem.
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    Does Barry use a step ladder?

    Does Barry use a step ladder?
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    Where Do Comedians Go When They Die?...

    Where Do Comedians Go When They Die? (Great book by Milton Jones).
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    Poll: Good news for... who? Sharing public transport...

    Good news for... who? Sharing public transport with the Mancunian oiks? Although I understand that Les Dawson was from Manchester and he was great.

    The last three times I've passed through...
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    Not really. Apes can unscrew your head (against...

    Not really. Apes can unscrew your head (against the thread).
  26. EU not intervening in national matters vs EU...

    EU not intervening in national matters vs EU threaten national sovereignty.

    I guess intervention or not is only a good thing if it coincides with your views about what should be done. :ohwell
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    David Mitchell persisted with Victoria Coren -...

    David Mitchell persisted with Victoria Coren - and they're now married with one kid. Both eccentric people so it seems a good match.
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    I knew one contractor who got a room in the...

    I knew one contractor who got a room in the female residential block of the nursing training centre. They let out rooms over the summer holidays for extra income. And yes, there were quite a few...
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    Who are you calling middle aged? :oldgit: ...

    Who are you calling middle aged? :oldgit:

    Thread moved to serious forum area, as could be useful for others.
  30. The percentage of remote work is key, otherwise...

    The percentage of remote work is key, otherwise tax may well be due in both countries - though dual taxation agreements will mean you can offset tax paid in one country against the other.

    If you...
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    And that's the way Triggernare's wife, Barry,...

    And that's the way Triggernare's wife, Barry, likes it at home.
  32. I'm Swiss resident, very few UK ties. I...

    I'm Swiss resident, very few UK ties. I contracted to a UK company, remotely, via my Swiss company for years. There was no tax due in the UK at all. No VAT was payable by the client. When I first...
  33. Hey, you're not supposed to read the links,...

    Hey, you're not supposed to read the links, you're supposed to offer an unsubstantiated opinion. That's how the Brexit forum works.
  34. All of my online banking applications do this.

    All of my online banking applications do this.
  35. You mean the same guy who helped setup the ECJ,...

    You mean the same guy who helped setup the ECJ, and in a speech in 1946 said "We must build a kind of United States of Europe"?
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    Poll: IPhone? So you want Mossad to be able to take...

    IPhone? So you want Mossad to be able to take control of your smartphone? :D
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    Don't know whatcha talking about. :D

    Don't know whatcha talking about. :D
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    Follow up story here...

    Follow up story here. She sued, and won compensation from the Sri Lankan supreme court.
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    The article is here: Sri Lanka to deport Buddha...

    The article is here: Sri Lanka to deport Buddha tattoo British woman - BBC News
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    I'd say 50/50. He needs to get his brolly to...

    I'd say 50/50. He needs to get his brolly to start dunning.
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDmPwa3XoAA80Lj.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDmPwa3XoAA80Lj.jpg
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    You are Himmler and I claim my 5 Deutschmark.

    You are Himmler and I claim my 5 Deutschmark.
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    Five years ago, for post 16 here:...

    Five years ago, for post 16 here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/98535-what-foul-munter.html and it still rankles, eh?

    Get over yourself, princess.
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    Irving Louis Burgie / Lord Burgess has had his...

    Irving Louis Burgie / Lord Burgess has had his last day-o age 95.
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    No, because there will be someone who can...

    No, because there will be someone who can proofread it for you.

    I bin 50% of the CVs I receive - I don't want to take anyone unlucky.
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    It's these activists - they respond to anything...

    It's these activists - they respond to anything that doesn't match their ideology with hate and venom. Bang 'em up, I say.
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    They didn't forget. They never knew about it...

    They didn't forget. They never knew about it because they avoid reading serious news stories, or dismiss it as irrelevant.
    to them.

    Pinochet 'took the Falklands'? Er, he didn't. That was...
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    The reason I say hamper is that my parents are...

    The reason I say hamper is that my parents are old, in reasonable health and wealthy. There's nothing they really need. For the past five years I've just sent them a hamper. They like it because...
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    Nice try.

    Nice try.
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    Thanks for the reminder.

    Thanks for the reminder.
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