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It probably felt like that, but it was just me...:bluelight

What I'd like to call them is far worse. NAT thinks it's racist, and he has the hammer so he wins. You can still use anti-semitic slurs though, if that floats your boat. :eyes

He's got the morals of Mordac, and looks like one for good measure. :winker:

I'm not on Twatter - is this a wind-up? No mention of this momentous news on the Beeb or the Graun.

:tumble:

As in 'he's got the horn, but he's hoping his cellmate doesn't'...?

She had better hope that if she ever goes for another job the new employer doesn't google her. That's when one can judge whether she came out of this episode 'well'.

By the looks of him, he'd probably prefer raw meat...

Even if you add them all together? :wink

Yes, that's the Boris Clause...

Since nobody's actually helped Boris with a list of parks which are closer to SW1 than Stratford, I'll start with a few:
St James's Park
Green Park
Hyde Park...

Well that's not going to get slaughtered by the gender police on Twatter, is it...

Don't worry, the EU Commission President says 'nothing to see here'. Interesting phone call later?
"Ursula, haben wir ein kleine problem?"
"Nein, Mutti..."

*Apologies for the very rusty German...

Is there much of a market in Viking Beards?

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Silly question...

Who else thought 'slap the chicken' was a euphemism...?

:igmc:

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By 'more suitable for a single bloke', I think he means 'a luxury penthouse'. :wink

...by the Germans. Who'd have thunk it...:laugh

Germany accused of breaching EU rules by purchasing supplies of vaccine unilaterally

There's nothing professional about anything on Twatter.
Great response from the boss though - 'put on your big girl pants and grow up'. Classic.

The original post was for the UK as a whole, not specifically NI or IRE, both of which are in the Single Market. I thought Brexit was supposed to cause food shortages in the UK, not the EU. Perhaps...

And more importantly, plenty of booze as well...

Sir Stuart Rose, former Remainer-in-Chief. Brexit must be mentioned at every opportunity, even if it's barely relevant. Ocado sell M&S produce, and they're not having any problems.

We'll see, shall we? If he ends up in Old Sparky, I'll buy you an extra large Doner with double chilli sauce, OK?

Mine says it's 'active and scanning'. I haven't been ill, so it must be working well. :banana:

I didn't say it was up to Biden, I was pointing out that he won't want to see Trump on the front pages for the next year (or more). And good luck getting Trump to stay silent while all that rumbles...

I doubt Biden wants Trump to be daily headline news for the next year, even if it's a case of how much jail time everyone thinks he'll get. :eyes

As you can see into the future, could you pm me with Septembers lottery numbers please? I've been offered a flu jab twice (once in November, and again in the last week), and chose not to have it....

I couldn't do that to poor little Sadiq. He always looks like he's just been crying, bless 'im...

He even had the perfect code-phrase: "I fancy a curry tonight"...

:igmc:

I'm just trying to picture you in cage fighting shorts. It's be like seeing Biggins turn up in a battle scene from GoT...

:eyes

Doesn't stop Sadiq Khan't riding around / sitting in his own traffic jams in one.

Only if you've got something worth nicking...:wink

Are these still British? Boris might struggle to get all the kids in though...

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A man who clearly enjoyed his work.

Masterchef Critic Charles Campion Dies Aged 69 - Eater London

Up to now nobody's been stupid enough to actually do it.

That's the Graun's readership shrinking away...

'Tis true, the only reasons people go there are for drugs or prostitution. I went there for the Rijksmuseum (and some football at the Arena, back in the days when Arsenal played European opponents in...

He wanted to spend £20 on a couple of refugees currently playing Sunday league in Croatia. The tightwad.

I don't know what to say, except to extend my deepest sympathies. :hug:

LadBaby bags third straight Christmas number one - BBC News

Called it :happy :music:

:yay:

Does that affect private jets? If not, nobody here cares...

We've gone from being largely ignored to being completely ignored. On the plus side, we can't be forced into the Euro, or any form of European nation state. I'll take that overall as an improvement...

It's all stollen and rotkohl for Aldi?

I had to cross the border to pick up a turkey from Waitrose, but I ordered it before the rules changed so that's OK, isn't it?

Given his new health regime, he won't be able to enjoy any of it. :laugh

Boris clearly doesn't care about staying on in the job, if he just surrendered to the French. :mad

...but no porn? :smokin

IMHO he's blaming the wrong treaty.

https://europa.eu/european-union/sites/europaeu/files/docs/body/treaty_on_european_union_en.pdf

No mention anywhere of a democratic vote of the people. God...

A Fiat is generally measured in scrap value. Much like most of your former vehicles...:smokin

Gissa clue then.

It's virtually a chemical weapon. Perhaps that's what Saddam had...?

Ah, you mean where the average price of a family house is less than a million? Not many of those left.

Building a fence to keep out illegal immigrants isn't the same thing*. (If that's what you were referring to?)

*I'm not condoning that, btw.