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    Debauchery is all online these days. A dogging...

    Debauchery is all online these days. A dogging site is now a dogging website.
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    Sticky: Loony lady 2, who I haven't walked with for a...

    Loony lady 2, who I haven't walked with for a while, spends much of her day just sitting in her car when she's not wandering around the village. Seems to hate being at home.
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    Sticky: Quite slowly but yes. Second time in two years...

    Quite slowly but yes. Second time in two years when I've just been at my front window by chance and seen someone carried out on a stretcher.
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    Sticky: Seems to be this bloke. Hope ok, these searches...

    Seems to be this bloke. Hope ok, these searches often don't turn out well.

    Search resumes for missing Hove man and his dog - BBC News

    PS Hope little doggy ok too.
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    Sticky: Hope she's ok BP. Don't seem as serious as what...

    Hope she's ok BP. Don't seem as serious as what happened to my neighbour last year, broke his spine in two places. Walking around now but not the bloke he was.
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    Sticky: Darn it, missed out on a legal excuse to go to...

    Darn it, missed out on a legal excuse to go to the beach. Got an email from the police search team about a search for a missing man, but didn't read it until too late. Hard to get ready and travel 28...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  8. Thread: Yuck

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    Is he sure it wasn't one of these delivered by...

    Is he sure it wasn't one of these delivered by mistake?

    Poo Pen: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games
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    They can all sign up for the Paralympics.

    They can all sign up for the Paralympics.
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    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny...

    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny hidden away somewhere. Unfortunately not.
  11. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Public sector has always been crap. When I was in...

    Public sector has always been crap. When I was in a company that did contracts for them back in the 80s, they always added a significant percentage to the estimated cost on the grounds that there...
  12. Just as well I didn't code it, life would be even...

    Just as well I didn't code it, life would be even weirder.
  13. Thread: QAnon shaman

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    Loved reading about Norse and Hindu mythology...

    Loved reading about Norse and Hindu mythology when I was a kid, sensible religions. Lots of different gods for different things seems to fit the facts much more than that one almighty one.
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    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd...

    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
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    Yeh, wouldn't say France is is not a nice place...

    Yeh, wouldn't say France is is not a nice place but hate the <certain amphibian>s at the mo.
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    Sticky: Darn it, me little van cut out just as I was...

    Darn it, me little van cut out just as I was pulling into my drive and wouldn't start. Was stuck across pavement. Got a local recovery company to take it up to me local garage for 60 quid, they'll...
  17. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Is that true? Need a database expert to comment.

    Is that true? Need a database expert to comment.
  18. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Seems crazy they have no backups. That's public...

    Seems crazy they have no backups. That's public sector for ya. Best paid contract I ever had was on a defence project replacing a pile of stuff that had been accidentally deleted.
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    GIFLOGL Good way to bypass the swear filter...

    GIFLOGL

    Good way to bypass the swear filter without getting banned, swear in the Hatubi language.
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    Sticky: 50 shades of grey on grey? Yeh. I don't have any...

    50 shades of grey on grey? Yeh. I don't have any imagination for bloggy drivel these days either.
  21. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Yeh, any error by public services is the fault of...

    Yeh, any error by public services is the fault of the current Tory government and the shadow Home Secretary would come up with solutions immediately. Typical Guardian drivel.
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    Does it make lady's bums swell up?

    Does it make lady's bums swell up?
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    Sticky: Revamping the business website. Summit to do in...

    Revamping the business website. Summit to do in these boring times I suppose. Local loony bubble lady 1 walk later.
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    Great. Summit to do while drinking yer gin.

    Great. Summit to do while drinking yer gin.
  25. Thread: Rudy Rudy Rudy

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    Good song that: ...

    Good song that:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKU_lEDBVC8
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    Didn't know you'd been away!

    Didn't know you'd been away!
  27. I drew a 5 mile radius circle on my mappy thing...

    I drew a 5 mile radius circle on my mappy thing to see where I could go walking. I will redraw it with 7 mile radius.
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    Sticky: Being a retired old fart who never looks in the...

    Being a retired old fart who never looks in the accounting forum, not heard of that BP. Sympathies. Why people send abusive PMs I have no idea, should be permabanned.
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    Sticky: Me too. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!................

    Me too. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!................
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    Not sure Whorty. I'm still living in a 4 bed...

    Not sure Whorty. I'm still living in a 4 bed house with nobody but my little puppet parrot since my son moved out about a year ago. Very slowly doing it up with the idea that I'll move someday but,...
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    Sticky: You ain't my main source of fuel SE.

    You ain't my main source of fuel SE.
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    Sticky: Reading posts in General. Gets me so annoyed that...

    Reading posts in General. Gets me so annoyed that it warms the office up, I don't need to turn the heater on.
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    Sticky: Went for a local walk earlier. Fantastic trees...

    Went for a local walk earlier. Fantastic trees all covered in ice.
  34. What do we know about this poll? All it says is...

    What do we know about this poll? All it says is that "Opinium polled 2,003 people online on 6-7 January"

    So how did people find out about this poll, emails to those signed up to the Guardian?...
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    Dunno what this is about but yeh, come on MF.

    Dunno what this is about but yeh, come on MF.
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    Quite. A dead hedgehog would have been a better PM than Germy Carbuncle.
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    Who could that be? Wobbley wobble. Mmm.

    Who could that be? Wobbley wobble. Mmm.
  38. Thread: Good news

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    Beware the Jab... Lewis Carroll

    Beware the Jab...

    Lewis Carroll
  39. Thread: Good news

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    You think I'd bother to read it? Come on! PS...

    You think I'd bother to read it? Come on!

    PS You may get banned for FOaTw
  40. Thread: Good news

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    Good news? This can't be our ATw!

    Good news? This can't be our ATw!
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    Sticky: Yeh! NO RASPBERRIES last 2 times. Had to call in...

    Yeh! NO RASPBERRIES last 2 times. Had to call in at Waitrose afterwards.
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    Sticky: Think I'll stop my membership anyway, never...

    Think I'll stop my membership anyway, never anything worth watching apart from SpongeBob SquarePants.
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    Have they banned window prossies?

    Have they banned window prossies?
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    Just think what a weird world it would be if...

    Just think what a weird world it would be if human genes mutated as fast as those of this damn virus.
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    Sticky: Does anyone else get odd sounds in their house...

    Does anyone else get odd sounds in their house they can't track down? Just before I got up I heard a short ring in the bedroom, the sound wasn't like my phone or any other devices. Then a few times...
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    Sticky: Hard to think of anywhere to walk with loony lady...

    Hard to think of anywhere to walk with loony lady 1 tomorrow that's close to home and isn't crowded or very muddy. Keep nagging her but she refuses to buy herself some wellies.
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    Sticky: My mappy thing can show various maps side by...

    My mappy thing can show various maps side by side. It does Bing OS maps and Google road maps but I couldn't do a version with Google Street view option. Spent ages farting about with cmd, vbs and...
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    Are Faraday cages fake news? I keep my wallet,...

    Are Faraday cages fake news? I keep my wallet, keys and watch in a metal biscuit tin. Put my mobile in by mistake once and it rang!
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    Watched a good prog. on TV by Ian Hislop about...

    Watched a good prog. on TV by Ian Hislop about fake news, examples going back 2 centuries. It's on iPlayer:

    BBC Four - Ian Hislop's Fake News: A True History
  50. Thread: It's time

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    Yeh, took me xmas decorations down today. Now...

    Yeh, took me xmas decorations down today. Now wished I'd left them up, will save time next year.
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