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  1. Sell those AMD shares and enjoy the profit, you...

    Sell those AMD shares and enjoy the profit, you might not have long...

    :devil
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    Mini house-buying boom leads to highest ever...

    Mini house-buying boom leads to highest ever monthly price - BBC News



    Me 'ouse it me pension :smokin

    Retirement is looking sweet, with stock market, gold and property portfolio bulging with...
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    Totally agree with you. Just now it's not the...

    Totally agree with you. Just now it's not the sort of market where you can be choosy. If things ever go back to normal you can re-instate your "no test policy"
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    I remember when this was a rare thing. An agent...

    I remember when this was a rare thing. An agent asked me to take one in order to be put through. I said "and if I decline?" and was told the agency wouldn't put me forward. I said "fine" and that was...
  5. ^ This. FFS wait until next year, it's going to...

    ^ This. FFS wait until next year, it's going to be EPIC!
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    Understatement of the millennium! A joke and...

    Understatement of the millennium!

    A joke and shower of a govt.

    I'd rather have 1000 years of Gordon Brown on his worst day that these tards.

    But still better than Komrade Korbyn
  7. God you lot are boring.

    God you lot are boring.
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    https://www.slwoods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads//site...

    https://www.slwoods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads//sites/23/2014/05/farage_foreigner.jpg
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    I know Australia wouldn't take me, but Britain...

    I know Australia wouldn't take me, but Britain has very low standards :tongue
  10. Brexit again. FFS where are the useless remoaner...

    Brexit again. FFS where are the useless remoaner mods!

    Ah, I get it now.
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    That seems to be the remoaner hand wringing...

    That seems to be the remoaner hand wringing Liberal viewpoint.

    Try emigrating to Australia as an unskilled, uneducated person with no money and let me know how you get on....
  12. You forgot Trump re-election. :wink

    You forgot Trump re-election. :wink
  13. Anyone else feeling super positive about the future?

    Or is it just me?
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    Tory plan of action. Print £1trn more. Buy...

    Tory plan of action.

    Print £1trn more.
    Buy AMD
    Get rich.

    Sorted. :smokin
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    Meta whinger

    Meta whinger
  16. Thread: The channel

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    I have already donated my months pay. ...

    I have already donated my months pay.


    Fundraiser by Simon Harris : Build A Wall In The English Channel

    :happy
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    Wrong forum sad boy.

    Wrong forum sad boy.
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    Into the Brexit forum please. You whinging loser...

    Into the Brexit forum please. You whinging loser foreigners that live overseas can cry and moan there and leave us winners in peace.
  19. Thread: The channel

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    We haven't left the EU, we are in a transition...

    We haven't left the EU, we are in a transition phase and are following the rules. We are like trans during the op, waiting for a giant German sausage to be removed.

    Let's see what happens next...
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    Everything will be paved with gold people, don't...

    Everything will be paved with gold people, don't fret.

    https://www.moneymetals.com/images/products/quarteroz-gold-trump-coin-obverse.jpg

    :happy
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    Oh no, what shall we do! Maybe make our own...

    Oh no, what shall we do!

    Maybe make our own coffee and sandwiches?
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    Covid-19 vaccine tested and ready NOW!

    Coronavirus: Putin says vaccine has been approved for use - BBC News



    Form an orderly queue....:eyes
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    A young pooper. ...

    A young pooper.

    https://www.a2z-kids.co.uk/images/products/zoom/1415974852-31143100.jpg
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    God complex - Wikipedia...

    God complex - Wikipedia
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    It will never go above: 100, 150, 200, 500,...

    It will never go above:

    100, 150, 200, 500, 1000, 5000, 10000, 1000000

    At some point I WILL be right.

    :smokin
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    For those weird morons frothing at the mouth to...

    For those weird morons frothing at the mouth to handover more tax to Boris and his cronies to piss up the wall, please cancel your ISA and pension arrangements and donate to the following good cause....
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    Then with the extra tax revenue, pay some mates...

    Then with the extra tax revenue, pay some mates £150m for PPE that doesn't work.

    Coronavirus: Outcry over GBP150m of worthless facemasks prompts spending inquiry | News | The Times
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    I wanted to move from Swindon to a villa on the...

    I wanted to move from Swindon to a villa on the south of France.

    :(
  29. Electricity has no future, it's just a fad. ...

    Electricity has no future, it's just a fad.

    First computer powered by steam - CBBC Newsround
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    The other thing is do you also use Resharper,...

    The other thing is do you also use Resharper, because that can slug performance too. My dev laptop has a very fast SSD, 32GB RAM and i9 12 core CPU. It is usable as a dev laptop with this spec,...
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    Limited close for me. Can't see me going back to...

    Limited close for me. Can't see me going back to freelancing unless the latest IR35 bollox is completely repealed or negated.

    On that basis, I'm perm till retirement.
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    Don't be so absolutely ******* ridiculous! In...

    Don't be so absolutely ******* ridiculous!

    In what sort of ****ed up, screwed, QE driven reality would that EVER happen.
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    My laptop has 12 cores and it works well. I...

    My laptop has 12 cores and it works well.

    I think it should work out well as a dev machine to have 20+ cores, especially for unit testing.
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    When I did this it was via dividends. That was...

    When I did this it was via dividends. That was before they cracked down on divis and imposed the stupid low limits before increased taxation.
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    The Matrix is about....

    The Matrix is a 'trans metaphor', Lilly Wachowski says - BBC News

    :suicide:
  36. Thread: Join the FSB?

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    I joined many years ago. Seemed to be mostly...

    I joined many years ago. Seemed to be mostly small shop owners, builders, window cleaners, garages, etc. Not really aimed at IT or tech.
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    It's actually the perfect setup for those...

    It's actually the perfect setup for those "waiting for the crash / dollar collapse / zombie apocalypse" because whilst you wait with your massive pile of cash, your pay a lot less interest on a...
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    I cleared my ex wife's mortgage. She says the...

    I cleared my ex wife's mortgage. She says the feeling of wealth and freedom is exhilarating.

    HTH BIDI
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    Or one with 10 bedrooms that brings in £70K pa...

    Or one with 10 bedrooms that brings in £70K pa income. :wink

    10 bed terraced house for sale in Milton Road, Town Centre, Swindon SN1 - Zoopla
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    Where I work, no white male has been hired in IT...

    Where I work, no white male has been hired in IT for at least 12 months. However we hired a ton of non-white, non-male employees. Maybe just co-incidence I don't know, but last 12 months has had...
  41. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/f1/59/50f159ecf8...

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/f1/59/50f159ecf80b967796303f1137723693.jpg
  42. https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/283946754263 Boomed!

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/283946754263

    Boomed!
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    :cry1:

    :cry1:
  44. Whilst you are eating, think of all the spit and...

    Whilst you are eating, think of all the spit and phlegm the chef is producing in the kitchen whilst he/she prepares you meal.


    Bon Appetit!
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    I'm not so sure about that, you'd be surprised...

    I'm not so sure about that, you'd be surprised how woke HR is in big global corps.
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    Nearly 48 hrs clean now

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=696&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1

    :happy
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    :eek:

    :eek:
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    I shout at the bastards. :mad

    I shout at the bastards.

    :mad
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    Look it's gonna crash okay? Maybe tomorrow, maybe...

    Look it's gonna crash okay? Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe next month, maybe next year, maybe in five years time, maybe in ten years time,


    BUT IT WILL CRASH!!!

    Look, I just tell you...
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    For a TV to look sharp you need to check it is...

    For a TV to look sharp you need to check it is 4:4:4 chroma, otherwise the text will be blurred even a 4K one.

    That's the difference between a monitor and a TV.

    You have been warned!
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