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  1. Excellent, a proper alpha male to run the...

    Excellent, a proper alpha male to run the country. To many girly men and women running this country in the past few years.
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    Poll: Great, I will bring my magic tricks to start off...

    Great, I will bring my magic tricks to start off the frivolities and get everyone in the party mood.

    My elephant trick is a bit of a let down, though.
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    Poll: Ok ive booked my driver, pie and ale at 6pm. ...

    Ok ive booked my driver, pie and ale at 6pm.

    How will I recognise a group of cukers?
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    It's based on assumptions, like how many kids...

    It's based on assumptions, like how many kids they might have etc, when they may or may not return to their original country. Benefits they may claim or not, if their family come over etc.

    Mostly...
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    No, fair enough and didnt mean to be defensive...

    No, fair enough and didnt mean to be defensive though on re-reading my reply i was quite harsh, apologies.
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    You could be correct but the lack of detail and...

    You could be correct but the lack of detail and arguments in your reply dont really enlighten anyone.
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    Never found it an issue with embedded sql, you...

    Never found it an issue with embedded sql, you tend to organise the repositories so they make sense. 80% of your work is simple update/insert/delete/fetch and you can use contrib so this basic sql...
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    Not sure, never used it and would probably ignore...

    Not sure, never used it and would probably ignore contracts asking for it.
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    I moved away from EF a while ago, too many...

    I moved away from EF a while ago, too many issues. But if you are comfortable with it and have modest needs stick with it.

    I tend to use a micro-orm called Dapper, it meets all my needs, simple...
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    Sounds great, you will have sick pay, paid...

    Sounds great, you will have sick pay, paid holiday, you can tell your accountant and QDOS/IPSE(PCG) to piss off. 12 days of allotted sick pay.

    Just make sure you get those tps reports in on time,...
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    I gave admin £50 last year for services rendered...

    I gave admin £50 last year for services rendered and all I got was a virulent STD.
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    I'm relying on my bubbly personality and winning...

    I'm relying on my bubbly personality and winning smile. Plus I'm definitely the least strange person on here.
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    When do I find out if I've won personality of the...

    When do I find out if I've won personality of the year? After coming second two years in a row, it's my time.
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    Perhaps limit people to x amount of miles a year...

    Perhaps limit people to x amount of miles a year or quota emissions for all cars. You have x amount of emissions in your emissions wallet. To refresh you have to plant a tree or kill a cow.
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    I tried an app for borrowing books from the...

    I tried an app for borrowing books from the library a couple of years ago, awful experience. Just tried OverDrive, the server error when signing up was a sign that it's still a piece of tulip. Just...
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    I use uBlock Origin for Chrome and DM seems ok. ...

    I use uBlock Origin for Chrome and DM seems ok. I mean its still full of tulipe but the expected tulipe.
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    I understand the reinforced "fat" seats cost...

    I understand the reinforced "fat" seats cost extra.
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    I will probably vote for Boris. Which is nuts...

    I will probably vote for Boris. Which is nuts and is a sign how poor our democracy is right now.

    We need a good dictator.
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    Poll: Well I do have a xmas jumper, would be a shame to...

    Well I do have a xmas jumper, would be a shame to not wear it.
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    The Invisible Library a good read, not sure where...

    The Invisible Library a good read, not sure where im up to in the series of book though. Thanks for reminding me about it.
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    Limited time and so many books, so appreciate...

    Limited time and so many books, so appreciate honest reviews. Amazon reviews ranged from best book ever to dont waste your time, at least for the first book.

    So after another opinion.
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    Poll: Im really looking forward to this, never been to...

    Im really looking forward to this, never been to a cuk meet up.

    Are there any secret rules? Is it like fight club? Do we wear name badges.
  23. Thread: Go live week!

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    I can pay you in Pizza?

    I can pay you in Pizza?
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    I'm not really into fantasy stuff, but anything...

    I'm not really into fantasy stuff, but anything by Mark Lawrence is worth reading, especially the Prince, Emperor, King etc of thorns.

    https://i.ibb.co/xLx3sBh/Annotation-2019-10-10-155404.png
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    Is it worth starting on the series? I looked at...

    Is it worth starting on the series? I looked at the amazon reviews for the first book and mixed between awful and great.
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    Going to try immortal on my kindle unlimited, ta.

    Going to try immortal on my kindle unlimited, ta.
  27. Thread: Go live week!

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    Will do my best, last thing I want is Pizza...

    Will do my best, last thing I want is Pizza Express going out of business and you losing your job.
  28. Thread: Go live week!

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    Hah its a solid system so hopefully not too much...

    Hah its a solid system so hopefully not too much fire fighting.
  29. Thread: Go live week!

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    Sorry for the delay. I cant give too many...

    Sorry for the delay. I cant give too many details but looks like tomorrow is the day. Looks like it will be a late one. So fingers crossed Friday is ok.

    Not happy with some aspects of the...
  30. Mods, can we move this thread to the Brexit...

    Mods, can we move this thread to the Brexit forum, where it can fester with the rest of the ramblings.
  31. Thread: Go live week!

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    I might take next week off :)

    I might take next week off :)
  32. Thread: Go live week!

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    I've given you a thank and like for that...

    I've given you a thank and like for that miserable joke but well done.
  33. Thread: Go live week!

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    Hah no blame game from me. Just want the client...

    Hah no blame game from me. Just want the client to be successful and happy.
  34. Thread: Go live week!

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    damn new it. Will add bleed the radiators to the...

    damn new it. Will add bleed the radiators to the task list.
  35. Thread: Go live week!

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    hah, it's gonna work, done this a hundred times...

    hah, it's gonna work, done this a hundred times but always have that fear ive missed something.
  36. Thread: Go live week!

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    Go live week!

    It's go live week, I have the butterflies in the stomach and feeling rather tired after a bit of a slog.

    Give me some words of encouragement.
  37. Thread: Flight delayed.

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    It's mornings like that when I call up the...

    It's mornings like that when I call up the airport and make a hoax bomb call. Flights delayed, airport closed, head home, put my feet up and go back to sleep.

    Warning.
    This is a sarcastic...
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    Poll: I prefer to be called ignorant and uneducated.

    I prefer to be called ignorant and uneducated.
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    Poll: Scotland would do better to tackle its drug and...

    Scotland would do better to tackle its drug and drink issues. The estates where unemployment is the norm, violence, gingers and shouty people.

    Bitey effin insects are annoying as **** to, they...
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    If someone could tell me how to get whisper mode...

    If someone could tell me how to get whisper mode working I would be grateful. I'm sure you can do it but cant find a setting for it.

    So, if I wake up at 4am and want the heating on I want to...
  41. Thread: Germany

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    I've never heard so much daft, stereotypical,...

    I've never heard so much daft, stereotypical, racist rubbish. You should all be ashamed.

    Though, I wouldn't expect anything more from a bunch of lazy Scottish/Irish CUKers and that one geezer...
  42. I've not read it properly but it annoyed me in...

    I've not read it properly but it annoyed me in the past that azure functions had a low timeout, especially as I used them much like scheduled jobs.
  43. Fair enough, but honestly, seems a very simple...

    Fair enough, but honestly, seems a very simple approach given the requirements. Doesn't seem any more complex that writing azure functions to start processes, does the timeout on azure functions not...
  44. Right get yer. So my guess is create a tcp...

    Right get yer.

    So my guess is create a tcp listener server that runs on the server (console app or win service etc). In an infinite loop just have the server listening for a tcp connection and...
  45. The last time I did anything similar to this and...

    The last time I did anything similar to this and really don't know if it helps was for a profiler. So would inject a static class, into c# code, IL before it was compiled. I then had an app that...
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    The solution is easy, we offer poor people an...

    The solution is easy, we offer poor people an inclusive holiday in Spain twice a year. That way poor people are encouraged to diet to get the perfect beach bod. We obviously don't want to send too...
  47. My first thought would be to write a windows...

    My first thought would be to write a windows service and have it spawn multiple threads that connect to each source. I would then have a config table with the source details and if disabled or not.
    ...
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    Bad news mate on both counts, well unless you...

    Bad news mate on both counts, well unless you like decorating!
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    God help them if in years to come they stumble on...

    God help them if in years to come they stumble on the brexit forum.

    They will think our generation was full of negative, emotionally stunted nutters.
  50. Yes he is investing in the nhs and nurses.

    Yes he is investing in the nhs and nurses.
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