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    https://www.wessexsolicitors.co.uk/media/k2/items/...

    https://www.wessexsolicitors.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/c889234799e865bbe90cee71f6cd2e53_XL.jpg
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    Misereátur tui omnípotens Deus, et dimíssis...

    Misereátur tui omnípotens Deus, et dimíssis peccátis tuis, perdúcat te ad vitam ætérnam
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    It's the EU's fault

    Brexit latest: Simon Coveney warns EU will reject any trade deal after Boris' threats | Politics | News | Express.co.uk

    The EU threatens not to have a trade deal if the EU does not conform to the...
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    If Scotland becomes independent, you will not...

    If Scotland becomes independent, you will not need to prove Scottish ancestry to get a Scottish Passport, you just need to reside there.
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    Interesting point. Which reminds me, I need 5kg...

    Interesting point. Which reminds me, I need 5kg of gravy powder from cash and carry. The neighbour weighs about 45kgs.
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    True hunger will drive even the most sane person...

    True hunger will drive even the most sane person to cannibalism
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    That is way out of date Try here... ...

    That is way out of date

    Try here...

    Observatory on Border Crossings Status due to COVID-19 Home - Observatory on Border Crossings Status due to COVID-19 - UNECE Wiki
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    In Soviet Union we have dozens of steaks

    Tesco joins Morrisons to limit sales of some items - BBC News



    It wall only get worse towards 31/12
  9. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Crime In My Area - Interactive UK Crime Map | ADT...

    Crime In My Area - Interactive UK Crime Map | ADT

    Croydon in last 12 only. The total overloaded my calculator.
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    BBC headline "Shoppers could..." However...

    BBC headline "Shoppers could..." However "Shoppers will..." is what the British Retail Consortium stated.

    Black Market opportunities coming this way. Remember, trucks smuggling from Europe and...
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    Keeping London moving - Transport for London...

    Keeping London moving - Transport for London

    FFS, Brexiters, thick as...
  12. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Taxi at the front door, FFS, you could not work...

    Taxi at the front door, FFS, you could not work that bit out yourself.
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    Covid-19 restrictions: 'Asian weddings have 400...

    Covid-19 restrictions: 'Asian weddings have 400 guests - not 15'




    Covid-19 restrictions: '''Asian weddings have 400 guests - not 15''' - BBC News

    BAME groups hit harder by Covid-19 than...
  14. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Croydon is the only city where I used a taxi to...

    Croydon is the only city where I used a taxi to go from client-co to the hotel each day after there was a stabbing and mugging outside client-so's front door.
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    Croydon Again

    Police officer shot dead at Croydon police station

    Officer shot dead at Croydon police station - BBC News

    Croydon is a dreadful place.
  16. Thread: Yuck

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    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were...

    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were so cheap
  17. Thread: Hancock not

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    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.

    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
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    Read from post 1

    Read from post 1
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    It was worth lying to get Brexit done. ...

    It was worth lying to get Brexit done. (Brexiters in general)
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    It's the Trucks Fault

    Lorry drivers will need a permit to enter Kent after transition period

    Brexit: Lorry drivers will need a permit to enter Kent after transition period - BBC News

    I just love the top comments...
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    https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg

    https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg
  22. Thread: Brexit boost

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    Boris has his Brexit Plan to cover weather...

    Boris has his Brexit Plan to cover weather forcasting


    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7OMAAOSweRBfSOWj/s-l640.jpg
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    Why is the £13+ million cancellation payment not...

    Why is the £13+ million cancellation payment not shown in the accounts?
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    Very handy if we are visited by aliens. We'll...

    Very handy if we are visited by aliens. We'll show them who's boss.
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    It's not classed as corruption because corruption...

    It's not classed as corruption because corruption does not exist in the uk.
  26. More like having a vasectomy and being castrated...

    More like having a vasectomy and being castrated at the same time because the dodgy doctor says it will help to be more fertile.
  27. It's wurf it becus we have blue passports and we...

    It's wurf it becus we have blue passports and we cuntrol are borders.
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    https://nostalgiacentral.com/wp-content/uploads/20...

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    Do you remember these? ...

    Do you remember these?

    https://www.stampboards.com/images/Londonbus1/scan0005-6.jpg
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    In an ideal world yes. In my locality is made up...

    In an ideal world yes. In my locality is made up by A+B demographics therefore well educated and will do the right thing. However, there are always the odd one or two (young and old) who either don't...
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    On a serious note, I think contractors owe a duty...

    On a serious note, I think contractors owe a duty of care to their client. In these circumstances, I would set my account up but also email the deputy outlining why it is not good practice.
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    I could get from NL to the South of England...

    I could get from NL to the South of England quicker than getting from the North of England to the South.
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    Joined the old forum in 1999 or 2000 under my old...

    Joined the old forum in 1999 or 2000 under my old ID when I was in NL, next contract was in Russia. Altogether 18 countries not including the odd UK, IOM, CI and Gibraltar contract.
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    Middle Of The Road, really great hard rock ...

    Middle Of The Road, really great hard rock


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGyPrmbgan0
  35. Just replace "Corbyn" with Tories. The Tories are...

    Just replace "Corbyn" with Tories. The Tories are doing exactly what they accuse what Corbyn may have done had he become PM. I don't like Corbyn and Labour, but nor do I like the Tories; the...
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    I am not up to date on current ransomware and I...

    I am not up to date on current ransomware and I don't know if there are relevant patches. However, going back ten years, I was consulting on security issues and I traced viruses across the network,...
  37. What I am saying is that the Tories are poring...

    What I am saying is that the Tories are poring tax payers money into a failed privatised railway. However, the same Tories refused to invest in the railways when they were publicly owned. It's tax...
  38. Commie Corbyn wasting tax payers money again

    Commie Corbyn spending tax payers money like water. After years of throwing money at the lazy railway workers Corbyn is So as spent a further £3.5bn supporting the grossly inefficient state owned...
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    The UK is no longer a member of the EU. The...

    The UK is no longer a member of the EU. The transition period does not guarantee benefits of EU membership and often matters are left for individual EU countries to decide what to implement or not....
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    Strangely, some wine bars and pubs are still...

    Strangely, some wine bars and pubs are still closed. Some have taken social distancing seriously, others seem to to care. I just keep out the way as the risk is too high as I will be travelling...
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    There are are several that I know off, the one...

    There are are several that I know off, the one that had the wedding; I know some people personally therefor I would not reveal which one and then report it to the Daily Mail. However nice the people...
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    I was in Southampton yesterday and there was a...

    I was in Southampton yesterday and there was a wedding at a Hindu Temple, three coaches from Liverpool, Birmingham and
    London. In two weeks time I am sure they will be moaning how Covid-19...
  43. Thread: Meat

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    Where did you get the information about " 1000's...

    Where did you get the information about " 1000's of small operators that export high value stuff exclusively to the EU".

    Currently there are just about 4,000 working fishing vassals in the UK....
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    No, old shrivelled wrinklies look the same. ...

    No, old shrivelled wrinklies look the same.

    https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/12/22/us/politics/22dc-ginsburg/merlin_147523905_55da6558-b918-4b0f-9683-af80e933e624-superJumbo.jpg
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    I know they look similar but that is Larry King.

    I know they look similar but that is Larry King.
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    Take a photo of the card with the barcode (in...

    Take a photo of the card with the barcode (in fact you only need the barcode). Email it to a friend in the UK and get them to scan it at Subway.
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    https://scientistmohamed.files.wordpress.com/2019/...

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  48. Thread: Apple Watch 6

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    What the f*** is the point of having a watch with...

    What the f*** is the point of having a watch with a battery life of 18 hours and is so delicate that it won't survive being dropped into your breakfast cereal? Wear it in London and the the chances...
  49. Thread: Imploded

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    Well done. Hand in your mod badge on they way out.

    Well done. Hand in your mod badge on they way out.
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    Sh*t, I forgot that. I will get one tomorrow as I...

    Sh*t, I forgot that. I will get one tomorrow as I may be stuck in Europe if I don't do an exchange licence before 31/12
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