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    There is that I guess.

    There is that I guess.
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    Everyone thinks they are Billy big bollox a few...

    Everyone thinks they are Billy big bollox a few years in and that they'll never be out of a gig but it happens to the best of us. We've got some very experienced people on here who have done 4 months...
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    Doh. Back to the drawing board... :igmc:

    Doh. Back to the drawing board...

    :igmc:
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    I'd imagine when you are trying to get out of...

    I'd imagine when you are trying to get out of situation you've made yourself without any liability he doesn't want to go to a professional as he knows they probably wont be interested in advising...
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    I'm going to change my user name to 'fantastic...

    I'm going to change my user name to 'fantastic sex' so when I give you some good advice you will say 'Thanks for that fantastic sex'.

    Be nice to hear it once in my life.....
  6. Don't forget you've stuffed your long terms plans...

    Don't forget you've stuffed your long terms plans if you close the company and benefit form a sweet tax deal. You can't Re open another within 2 years so if the inside gig goes tits up in 2 months...
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    So you've got in trouble, spent money that isn't...

    So you've got in trouble, spent money that isn't yours and are looking to offload your problems on to someone else thinking you'll come out of it smelling of roses? Good luck with that.

    If you've...
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    Karma....

    Karma....
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    They do actually....... you tedious chunt.

    They do actually....... you tedious chunt.
  10. Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out... ...

    Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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    It is but you'd be daft to use it..

    It is but you'd be daft to use it..
  12. Your accountant will...

    Your accountant will...
  13. WTFHs first patient comes in in with bad case and...

    WTFHs first patient comes in in with bad case and drops his pants. WTFH has a quick look and gags. He pops in to the next room and comes back with a big stick. 'You are going to stick that up me bum...
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    What???

    What???
  15. Take your watch off if the goatse guy turns up.

    Take your watch off if the goatse guy turns up.
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    Wow... That's pretty damn amazing. Not often the...

    Wow... That's pretty damn amazing. Not often the internet really impresses me anymore but that page has got to be up there.

    I hate working on the internal plastics of cars so been putting of a job...
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    Doesn't it specify that these people are friends?...

    Doesn't it specify that these people are friends? In which case you don't have an issue..... :tongue
  18. Can't argue with any of that to be fair. ...

    Can't argue with any of that to be fair.

    Question on the change in wording. Won't it also affect the rate advertised as well though? I'm getting the message nothing will change with the actual...
  19. I must admit I don't know much about the...

    I must admit I don't know much about the deductions side of it but yes, I'd guess so. The brollies/clients won't be taking the hit on this so I suppose the contractors bottom line is the only place...
  20. Aboslutely and, IMO, has always needed...

    Aboslutely and, IMO, has always needed challenging. As I just said, if FCSA members come out badly in both the furlough payments issue and this one then the FCSA needs to sort out their tulip. It's...
  21. But doing the 'right' thing the wrong way is an...

    But doing the 'right' thing the wrong way is an issue. Enough of an issue for it to win a court case surely. Lowering the rate might be the same thing but the umbrella has to action it properly which...
  22. Could you send me fifty quid please?

    Could you send me fifty quid please?
  23. I have a feeling that is absolutely key to the...

    I have a feeling that is absolutely key to the whole situation and without it we can't do anything. Until we know them then nothing will change.
  24. This bit caught my eye... I've never heard...

    This bit caught my eye...



    I've never heard this before. I don't know the scale of the unlawful deductions but we know the preferred suppliers list is very common indeed and have seen the...
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    And the Swindon version.... ...

    And the Swindon version....

    https://www.jokejive.com/images/jokejive/db/dbff9f267dbb5fcecf8d5f1aa02783e5.jpeg
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    IMO linkedin really ought to sort their jobs...

    IMO linkedin really ought to sort their jobs section. It's utter crap. Many of them are just links to links to links. I remember one gig took me through three forwarding steps, two portals trying to...
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    Have you tried turning it off and on?

    Have you tried turning it off and on?
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    Yes

    Yes
  29. Well yeah but no. He was wondering if umbrella...

    Well yeah but no. He was wondering if umbrella expenses was similar to Ltd so I said no. No expenses through brolly. I didn't mention other routes that might be available.

    I was going to be a...
  30. Not similar at all. No expenses through an...

    Not similar at all. No expenses through an umbrella unless its charged back to the client.
  31. This is the first thing I thought. I've been...

    This is the first thing I thought. I've been working on 6 year old Dell Inspiron quite happily the last few weeks. I can imagine some people may have even more archaic kit but if that's the case what...
  32. Was this contract signed by both parties and...

    Was this contract signed by both parties and accepted? If that's the case I'd imagine you are both bound by it and you should start. It's not like contracting where then can just pull the work and we...
  33. He got old.

    He got old.
  34. Good, cause we aren't asking... but I'm sure in a...

    Good, cause we aren't asking... but I'm sure in a couple of months you'll post some graphs of these stocks saying you called it.... :winker:
  35. What does changing name or SIC code have to do...

    What does changing name or SIC code have to do with IR35?
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    They've been doing it for years outside. Been the...

    They've been doing it for years outside. Been the standard way to resource for quite awhile.
  37. Don't you just love it when key pieces of...

    Don't you just love it when key pieces of information are trickled out bit buy bit when trying to help people... Not.
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    Refuse....

    Refuse....
  39. How about get a spreadsheet out and work on some...

    How about get a spreadsheet out and work on some numbers. No way we can give you information about your income affecting your mortgage. Get a grip of your own finances.
  40. 19..... Please

    19..... Please
  41. If you meet the criteria it's open to you. If you...

    If you meet the criteria it's open to you. If you don't, it's not.
  42. Ehh.. Where did my post go?

    Ehh.. Where did my post go?
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    I'm sure the check accounts but no, they don't...

    I'm sure the check accounts but no, they don't ask for any accompanying paperwork. Fill in the forms and it's in your back a day or two later.
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    Yes I had one last month but the consultancy...

    Yes I had one last month but the consultancy swallowed half so was peanuts. I was pretty nervous about renewals as 3 out of a team of 5 have gone since Feb so snapped their hand off.

    It's not...
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    It is but its usual for him. I'm outside at one...

    It is but its usual for him. I'm outside at one and there is a plenty of others. A fair mix of inside and outside to be fair but that's how it should be IMO. Not every gig is outside.
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    Nah. Landlords could use it if tenants are having...

    Nah. Landlords could use it if tenants are having problems paying so just deferring until they can. Landlord shouldn't have a mark on his credit because he's helping a tenant out IMO.
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    Are you with Santander? If so just fill the forms...

    Are you with Santander? If so just fill the forms in. Very simple.
  48. We pay you wrong time enrish boyyiee.

    We pay you wrong time enrish boyyiee.
  49. Do they bleed your radiators as well?

    Do they bleed your radiators as well?
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    Could have done us all a favour and put that at...

    Could have done us all a favour and put that at the top..
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