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    Pooof?

    Pooof?
  2. Thread: Lockdown

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    the sexual preferences of squirrels?

    the sexual preferences of squirrels?
  3. awesome +13 privileddgggge points

    awesome +13 privileddgggge points
  4. Indeed she is only an ex benefit claimant, Gay ,...

    Indeed she is only an ex benefit claimant, Gay , female, single parent. If only she was Black & disabled.

    There does seem to be hierarchy forming. Maybe we should award woke points anyone with...
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    so screwing people or screwing people.

    so screwing people or screwing people.
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    You have to be standing next to WTFH for it to...

    You have to be standing next to WTFH for it to work.
  7. Woke Island? Not sure I want to see David...

    Woke Island?

    Not sure I want to see David Walliams in a Bikini. Or Jack Monroe for that matter.
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    I think we should send the fit young and...

    I think we should send the fit young and disposable out! Lets mobilise the stars of TOWIE and Love Island.
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    Sticky: Its ready for a hot day & ice cream?

    Its ready for a hot day & ice cream?
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    Sticky: You could try juice, it counts as a fruit.

    You could try juice, it counts as a fruit.
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    as against a little bleeder?

    as against a little bleeder?
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    so atw's posts get you wet? :igmc:

    so atw's posts get you wet? :igmc:
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    the Butler did it?

    the Butler did it?
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    Anyone done a thrush test?

    nasty itchy little rash..
  15. you saying it takes you back to your youth?

    you saying it takes you back to your youth?
  16. Thread: Who was this?

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    Clear target for the pigeons. Don't worry it...

    Clear target for the pigeons.

    Don't worry it will be some sheik's son he will buy a new one.
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    Alternative Carers

    posting for friends, needs to be able to support the delusion they are a mod, be a maths genius and that squirrel bothering is legal.

    Apply to CUK, pay all the crayons you an eat!
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    Nah sometimes when the Electrician switches on it...

    Nah sometimes when the Electrician switches on it works :wink
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    spoilers!

    spoilers!
  20. That is indeed true. It does however seem the...

    That is indeed true. It does however seem the situation is getting worse for all victims regardless of colour.

    South Africa crime: Police figures show rising murder and sexual offences - BBC News
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    Sticky: would make a good episode - the cow fertilising...

    would make a good episode - the cow fertilising his shoes!
  22. Ah I see Mr Donuts edited his post but you didn't...

    Ah I see Mr Donuts edited his post but you didn't requote him in your reply yet answered the bit that he added. Sorta confusing don't you think?

    See now you might see why you were difficult to...
  23. FTFY

    FTFY
  24. Do you want to have a look at your post again? ...

    Do you want to have a look at your post again?

    You didn't quote this part of MrDonuts post, you might have meant to, but you didn't. I think you have realised that.




    Then you suggested...
  25. Is that the white version of "why don't you go...

    Is that the white version of "why don't you go back to where you came from"?

    hmm.
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    Precisely.

    Precisely.
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    Hamilton - Oh Dear

    'CancelHamilton' appears on Twitter just days after musical's Disney+ debut | Daily Mail Online
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    Sticky: I think its the same way those in "My 600lb life"...

    I think its the same way those in "My 600lb life" they started small and someone fed them.
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    Sticky: +1

    +1
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    In the home its dirty hard work but you don't...

    In the home its dirty hard work but you don't have to pay much tax.

    Permie electricians £30-£45k.
  31. Time for MIL porn ?

    Time for MIL porn ?
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    Fake it till you make it. I'm the Meg Ryan of...

    Fake it till you make it.

    I'm the Meg Ryan of IT workers.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEX0fbGePg
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    Too horrific to watch.

    Too horrific to watch.
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    Sticky: Odd sometimes to be grateful that you have gas! ...

    Odd sometimes to be grateful that you have gas!

    enjoy the sticks.
  35. You know it!

    You know it!
  36. You know those kinky Germans!

    You know those kinky Germans!
  37. Thread: Vote Kanye

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    Vote Kanye

    Well should be interesting at least he has decent hair! He hasn't got Dementia yet.

    Kanye West announces that he's running for president ... and Elon Musk says the rapper has his vote | Daily Mail...
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    Imagine that a remainer getting excited by a lie.

    Imagine that a remainer getting excited by a lie.
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    oh so they made you eat the biscuit!

    oh so they made you eat the biscuit!
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    Its not the quality its the cost. They charge...

    Its not the quality its the cost.

    They charge per body lots of bodies=lots of moolah.

    If they pay them sod all and no tax that is a bonus.
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    Sticky: One for Brillo

    ‘Thousands of sex robots that can learn and talk to go on sale for £12,000’


    It's got to be cheaper than the wife. As long as they have an off button, I'm in.
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    488 according to the invoicing?

    488 according to the invoicing?
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    This you LM?

    I'm trying to kill my boyfriend by hanging him, but the twine keeps breaking.
    Looks like I'll have to add another string to my beau.
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    For Herr Grumpy

    “You look familiar” said the annoying bloke at the bar.


    “I’ve done some porn, it’s probably that” I replied.


    “Have you done anything I would know?” He asked.


    I said, “yeah, your mum.”
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    Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten...

    Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten seconds, 9.58 to be exact.


    What’s even more surprising is Prince Andrew has been known for doing a spot of sprinting.


    He's actually really...
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    Sticky: They worried you are going to run?

    They worried you are going to run?
  47. Surely a "hole of colour"?

    Surely a "hole of colour"?
  48. I'm not the one who fancies a Blue Nun butt plug!

    I'm not the one who fancies a Blue Nun butt plug!
  49. Go with NLyUK you will be fine, even the...

    Go with NLyUK you will be fine, even the Stevedores run scared when she is about.
  50. As I said odd lot these Germans, I don't call...

    As I said odd lot these Germans, I don't call your wife or mine ugly though I do feel sorry for Frau Barmy sometimes.
    Nor do I believe used drinks containers are useable as a butt plug. YMMV
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