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    Classy, as always...:wink

    Classy, as always...:wink
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    Boris didn't know the 'evidence' was actually a...

    Boris didn't know the 'evidence' was actually a 6th Former's homework, at the time, did he...:tumble:
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    Only if you're a complete Orpe...:wink

    Only if you're a complete Orpe...:wink
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    Will I be OK to drive back to London after...

    Will I be OK to drive back to London after drinking that lot?
  5. So when are you going to ban him then? Or is...

    So when are you going to ban him then?

    Or is this one allowed to stay for sporting purposes? :wink
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    But if you want a 'fact', don't bother with...

    But if you want a 'fact', don't bother with Twatter, you're unlikely to find one.
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    If that was genuinely in the Graun, I doff my cap...

    If that was genuinely in the Graun, I doff my cap Sir.
    Now, I must put Google to work proving its authenticity and then hastily delete my internet history (again)...:emb
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    It's the closest you'll get to a 'Sun-style'...

    It's the closest you'll get to a 'Sun-style' headline in the Graun. :yay:
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    You would need to exercise common sense, which...

    You would need to exercise common sense, which would seem to be out of the reach of the vast majority.

    It's fairly obvious to an amoeba that this storm has nothing to do with what he did in March...
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    The obvious headline, and you're the first (that...

    The obvious headline, and you're the first (that I've seen) to use it. :music:
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    Fried celery? No wonder he turned out to be a...

    Fried celery? No wonder he turned out to be a wrong 'un...
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    Picnic. :wink

    Picnic.

    :wink
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    If you want a proper petrol car, rather than a...

    If you want a proper petrol car, rather than a silly electric appliance, soon you'll have no choice but to go second hand.
  14. I had to google that one, it's not part of my...

    I had to google that one, it's not part of my Genesis collection (and with very good reason, it's pretty terrible). In future, I will listen to it less often, or on fewer occasions. :D
  15. It still does in my house...:wink

    It still does in my house...:wink
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    Note to Boris, try to do more for the lady next...

    Note to Boris, try to do more for the lady next time...
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    Based on the state of her Lady-Garden, I doubt...

    Based on the state of her Lady-Garden, I doubt it...
  18. The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine...

    The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine a point on it, wrong.
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    They're approaching Winter. Did you bunk off the...

    They're approaching Winter. Did you bunk off the day they tried to teach you Geography?
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    Quite. As oversights go, it's a biggie...

    Quite. As oversights go, it's a biggie...
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    Razzle, March 1992. :smokin

    Razzle, March 1992. :smokin
  22. Will someone teach those Americanists English,...

    Will someone teach those Americanists English, please. Decimate means 'remove every tenth individual, or reduce by a tenth'.
    And while we're being pedantic, a 'rabbit' is something a lady uses when...
  23. The shock will only kill you if you have the...

    The shock will only kill you if you have the vulnerability.
  24. Are you volunteering yourself?

    Are you volunteering yourself?
  25. If they are in the same sector, and subject to...

    If they are in the same sector, and subject to the same 'shocks', those which go under must have 'underlying health conditions'.
  26. Unfortunately the local council don't agree. New...

    Unfortunately the local council don't agree. New restaurants are effectively banned (I'm not making this up) because they won't allow any change of use. All we'd get would be the big chains though,...
  27. Banks? They are closing faster than pubs. I'm 10...

    Banks? They are closing faster than pubs. I'm 10 mins walk away from 4 empty banks, and they will remain empty probably forever, because they were built as banks, and won't work as shops.
  28. Yes, it did, but that would apply to every food...

    Yes, it did, but that would apply to every food importer. So why are some coping better than others? As we have discussed widely, badly run companies are quick to blame Brexit, because it deflects...
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    Even though we all know a small child would be...

    Even though we all know a small child would be capable of 'creatively editing' a pdf? :wink
  30. You haven't missed anything.

    You haven't missed anything.
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    Really? I thought they went AWOL years ago...

    Really? I thought they went AWOL years ago...
  32. Nothing to do with Brexit*, everything to do with...

    Nothing to do with Brexit*, everything to do with their overpriced, underwhelming offerings, high rents and business rates, and generally crap service. The chaff won't survive, because they don't...
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    9 million Easyjet customer details hacked

    I know this is a Contractor forum, so most of you won't be affected.

    EasyJet: Nine million customers' details 'accessed' by hackers | Business News | Sky News

    :eek

    Sadly I might be, we have...
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    I'd struggle with this, since we don't get any...

    I'd struggle with this, since we don't get any postal bills any more (except council tax, which is only once a year) everything else is paperless. The banks need to get a little bit more up-to-date....
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    Lock him in a room with the truant girl,...

    Lock him in a room with the truant girl, hopefully they can bore each other to death...
  37. Thread: 70% off

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    So he's got a few more hours then...:igmc:

    So he's got a few more hours then...:igmc:
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    Is he a weapons-grade moron because his name is...

    Is he a weapons-grade moron because his name is Corbyn, or is it because his name is Piers? Discuss...

    :popcorn:
  39. Thread: Real good news

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    Shouldn't be a surprise, you need to be in close...

    Shouldn't be a surprise, you need to be in close contact with another human (or a live bat) to catch it, and that's hardly likely to happen now or ever.

    PS - no need for the second test, you have...
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    The two words that matter being: You can't...

    The two words that matter being:



    You can't call 'Doom' until it's in a Budget Statement, Moron.
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    There'd be no fookers left, you cretin... :wink

    There'd be no fookers left, you cretin...

    :wink
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    I spotted that as well. They are allowed to...

    I spotted that as well. They are allowed to travel, he was probably using the station as a cut-through, there's a cab drivers' shelter just up the road a bit.
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    I think you're right, he would appear to be an...

    I think you're right, he would appear to be an American...

    :igmc:
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    :laugh Oh, just stop it, my sides hurt...

    :laugh Oh, just stop it, my sides hurt...
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    Ryanair? I thought this was a Contractor forum...

    Ryanair? I thought this was a Contractor forum...
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    Everyone seems to think they're an expert these...

    Everyone seems to think they're an expert these days. Especially the expats...
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    There's a video on FB, for those who don't have...

    There's a video on FB, for those who don't have an Alexa. You'd have thought the Welsh would have changed their word for 100, perhaps they haven't realised it's quite rude?
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    I met him about 20 years ago, and to be fair, he...

    I met him about 20 years ago, and to be fair, he looked dead then...:oldgit:
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    It's just possible they were referring to the...

    It's just possible they were referring to the Global Pandemic which has been mentioned in the Media, in case you missed it...
  50. Poll: He went for a nipple and got a kneecap instead......

    He went for a nipple and got a kneecap instead...

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