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    Sticky: Got sent this by an old uni. mate this morning....

    Got sent this by an old uni. mate this morning. Goon Show. Suitable for ancient old farts only.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tjHlFPTwVk&feature=youtu.be
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    Sticky: I don't bother to iron things anymore. Wrinkled...

    I don't bother to iron things anymore. Wrinkled clothes suit my complexion.
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    Sticky: I enquired at a local pharmacy after seeing a...

    I enquired at a local pharmacy after seeing a notice at their door and they did me straight away. Only ever had flu twice in my life. Hope I am equally resistant to this other thing, whatever it's...
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    Sticky: Off for a toothpaste inspection soon. Fortunately...

    Off for a toothpaste inspection soon. Fortunately got permission from a local school to use their car park when I do a remoter area on Sunday. Doubt they'd have wanted a ghastly old Jimmy Saville...
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    And he created light 3 days before he created the...

    And he created light 3 days before he created the sun.

    Never quite understand how the old testament relates to the new, and the Christians I know don't either. The message of Christ is pretty...
  6. I much prefer your silly threads to your DOOM...

    I much prefer your silly threads to your DOOM threads. Keep it up.
  7. I'd have thought, given your company, you could...

    I'd have thought, given your company, you could just hack into CUK.
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    Sticky: Nah. She didn't have any.

    Nah. She didn't have any.
  9. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    I use those barcode scanners at Sainsburies. Must...

    I use those barcode scanners at Sainsburies. Must admit, it worries me slightly that one could make an honest error by forgetting to scan summit and and get nabbed by one of their random checks.
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    Yeh. Imagine if a man chucked his young children...

    Yeh. Imagine if a man chucked his young children out of the house forever for doing one thing wrong. God is good?

    More like all religion is b*llux.
  11. You need a ghastly roaring monster for your next...

    You need a ghastly roaring monster for your next avatar.
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    Sticky: Went to Hever Castle grounds with loony lady 1...

    Went to Hever Castle grounds with loony lady 1 today. Nicer than I thought, quite wild, I hate those heavily manicured places.

    Not been walking with loony lady 2 for a while. I beheaded her.
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    AtW probably uses Rohypnol.

    AtW probably uses Rohypnol.
  14. Is kuatb: one of those Google search things?

    Is kuatb:<site> one of those Google search things?
  15. As an old fart, I am pretty green. I avoid...

    As an old fart, I am pretty green. I avoid wasting water and electricity etc. Although it's more to do the fact that I'm a mean bastard.
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    Very sensible. It's about time we focused on jobs...

    Very sensible. It's about time we focused on jobs that will drive a more productive high tech economy. Should have happened about 70 years ago.
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    It's just another of those Google Street View...

    It's just another of those Google Street View glitches.

    Google Maps
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    Sticky: I find it's easier to put the bodies in the...

    I find it's easier to put the bodies in the freezer and have them for lunch.
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    Sticky: A Google. Why didn't I think of that? According...

    A Google. Why didn't I think of that? According to this, the Marshal was an Eastwood stunt double, Buddy Van Horn, so maybe not surprising I thought it was Eastwood.

    In praise of High Plains...
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    Sticky: Watched High Plains Drifter last night. Bit...

    Watched High Plains Drifter last night. Bit confusing as the marshal that was whipped to death looked like Clint Eastwood. Thought maybe he'd somehow risen from the dead, expect nobody in the town...
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    Sticky: Damn vandals ruin things for everyone. Went for a...

    Damn vandals ruin things for everyone. Went for a walk with loony lady 1 on Weds round a local lake. Normally you can get good access to it from an area owned by the yachting club but we found huge...
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    Nah, but going to my Satanist ritual tomorrow.

    Nah, but going to my Satanist ritual tomorrow.
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    Given the circumstances, using the first people...

    Given the circumstances, using the first people he could get hold of for PPE deals was most sensible thing to do.
  24. Thread: One for minnie

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    Nah. Too knackered.

    Nah. Too knackered.
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    News about poor little dormouse being stuck...

    News about poor little dormouse being stuck really justifies a doom thread. If it was one of many ghastly politicians or celebrities being stuck in a sewer, it wouldn't be.

    Found a mouse stuck in...
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    Sticky: Yuck! For a few years I was always hearing a loud...

    Yuck! For a few years I was always hearing a loud running noise from my en suite shower whenever it rained. Discovered recently the dip tube was missing. Got a detached fortunately, don't share...
  27. Thread: Well...

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    Why doesn't he start dating SueEllen? they'd get...

    Why doesn't he start dating SueEllen? they'd get on so well. Imagine the conversation on their first date, aTW "Doom", SE "Doom", AtW "Doom", SE "Doom", ATw....
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    Interesting farticle in the Guardian. Conflicts...

    Interesting farticle in the Guardian. Conflicts between politicians and civil servants are a particular problem in the Home Office:

    Why do so many home secretaries fall out with their officials? |...
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    Sticky: I've still got my 1998 VB6 Student Edition CD if...

    I've still got my 1998 VB6 Student Edition CD if they need it.
  30. Cheers. Probably not worth the hassle for my...

    Cheers. Probably not worth the hassle for my purposes, it's only a minor feature I'm trying to add, but I'll have a look.
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    Sticky: Footpath inspections again today, usual good luck...

    Footpath inspections again today, usual good luck with weather. Drizzling when I got into van, dry when I arrived at place and sunny within 15 mins. Taken me ages to translate my almost illegible...
  32. Seems to work in Firefox. May be out of date...

    Seems to work in Firefox. May be out of date version tho. Googling "same-origin policy" brings up quite a few interesting things.
  33. Cheers chaps. Yeh, saw that solution but...

    Cheers chaps.



    Yeh, saw that solution but was dubious for that reason.



    Got Brave, Opera & Firefox installed but never use them. May try those.
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    If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to...

    If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.
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    Oi don't insult Fosters mate! My favourite since...

    Oi don't insult Fosters mate! My favourite since I was in Oz.

    PS But not long after that I was in the loony bin, maybe there was a link.
  36. Get data from an Iframe on a local webpage

    Trying to get some data from an iframe and used the simple method in this link:

    How to get HTML content of an iFrame using JavaScript ? - GeeksforGeeks

    Works fine when the pages are on the...
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    Sticky: Funny, thought you couldn't do images in TPD....

    Funny, thought you couldn't do images in TPD. Couldn't get one to show the other day.

    PS No, it wasn't rude!
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    Not absolute proof. They may have made a decision...

    Not absolute proof. They may have made a decision not to fly. Or have an injured wing.
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    He is the parent and he's now male. Makes him a...

    He is the parent and he's now male. Makes him a father IMO. Laws are sometimes necessary to protect others, but otherwise, what's the problem with altering a few legal documents?

    I am assuming the...
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    Sticky: Wasting dosh. Bought copy of Paint.net on...

    Wasting dosh. Bought copy of Paint.net on Microsoft store, not realising it was online and not a a download. Then couldn't use it 'cos I signed in with old details which are different to the user ID...
  41. Thread: Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom

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    The Babadook is coming for yer.

    The Babadook is coming for yer.
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    Soon they'll be saying it's weird to tuck one's...

    Soon they'll be saying it's weird to tuck one's little puppet parrot into bed every night.
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    Sticky: Darn it. Constant noise all the time and it looks...

    Darn it. Constant noise all the time and it looks like the old couple next door have had an air source heat pump installed. There's a box on the ground and an aluminium duct going into their wall....
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    Yer beat me to it! The day they fit us all with...

    Yer beat me to it! The day they fit us all with microchips from birth is ever closer.
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    Or maybe just sarcasm, re what others were maybe...

    Or maybe just sarcasm, re what others were maybe thinking, after no replies for nearly two hours. FOaTw etc. is on various other threads, no bans there.
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    Perfectly normal behaviour in my view.

    Perfectly normal behaviour in my view.
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    PS That frog on your latest avatar appears to be...

    PS That frog on your latest avatar appears to be a lady. Excellent inclusivity.

    https://livelovelearnbreathe.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/kissafrogglittered.jpg
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    Number of hairs you have left?

    Number of hairs you have left?
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    Surprising the number of celebs dying that you...

    Surprising the number of celebs dying that you thought had died years ago. Amazed Tommy Steel was knighted last month.
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    Sticky: Just back from walk with loony lady 1. No latte...

    Just back from walk with loony lady 1. No latte coffee & flapjack afterwards, I hate this lockdown.
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