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    Poll: I would have loved to have joined you but my...

    I would have loved to have joined you but my London works do is on the same night.

    Next year, Rodders...
  2. Read this, it’s the best explanation of your...

    Read this, it’s the best explanation of your situation that I’ve come across.
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    Oh Dear. Oh well, let's give this a go... ...

    Oh Dear.

    Oh well, let's give this a go...


    Is this contract inside or outside IR35?
    Do you know what is happening with IR35 next April?


    If this is still in the banking sector, most...
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    I've stopped in a convent in Leeds, and LSE...

    I've stopped in a convent in Leeds, and LSE student accommodation in London.

    The Nun (not a day under 75) insisting that she carry my suitcase up 4 flights of stairs for me was one of my more...
  5. Thread: Aviva

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    That sounds as bad as the Barclays website - what...

    That sounds as bad as the Barclays website - what a pile of poo that is!
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    Right you are. Thanks for that CL.

    Right you are. Thanks for that CL.
  7. Thread: CUK Cookbook

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    RIP doodab. :(

    RIP doodab. :(
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    Well, I must admit. I don't own a single album...

    Well, I must admit.

    I don't own a single album on that list.
  9. He used to be an introducer to schemes. He popped...

    He used to be an introducer to schemes. He popped up to prevent his scheme from being lumped in with the others.
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    Because you are moderated until you prove...

    Because you are moderated until you prove yourself worthy of membership to this forum.
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    Are you inside IR35 now? I would go for the...

    Are you inside IR35 now?

    I would go for the 1st option - 3 months using your Ltd won’t be worth the hassle, but you might want to read this.
    ...
  12. Yup, this. I have just been offered £650 for...

    Yup, this.

    I have just been offered £650 for an inside contract. Not everyone will have a rough time.
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    Oh, I don’t need to live there.

    Oh, I don’t need to live there.
  14. Hi MissHetty, This is not a building...

    Hi MissHetty,

    This is not a building contractor's forum - it's for IT contractors, so you won't get much help here I'm afraid.

    I wish you luck in your search for this builder though.
  15. Thread: QED Resourcing

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    Did you knock him down then?

    Did you knock him down then?
  16. Thread: London Bridge

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    He was wearing a hoax suicide vest apparently. ...

    He was wearing a hoax suicide vest apparently.

    Better safe than sorry in that situation I would say.
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    For inside IR35, no expenses allowed at all after...

    For inside IR35, no expenses allowed at all after April 6th.
  18. Carrying his CAMRA newsletter in his pannier...

    Carrying his CAMRA newsletter in his pannier...
  19. Don't think I have any this year. Rats. :frown

    Don't think I have any this year.

    Rats. :frown
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    That made Oi larf! :laugh

    That made Oi larf! :laugh
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    Keep applying pressure and definitely try and...

    Keep applying pressure and definitely try and work direct with the client.

    This agency isn't going to be around for much longer.
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    Oh, and that reminds me - I must look up how to...

    Oh, and that reminds me - I must look up how to obtain an Irish passport. :glasses
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    And good luck getting anyone to work in Newbury...

    And good luck getting anyone to work in Newbury without expenses, Vodafone...
  24. Throw in veganism as well and you have a perfect...

    Throw in veganism as well and you have a perfect combination...
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    Yes.

    Yes.
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    The criteria for a small company are: have...

    The criteria for a small company are:


    have fewer than 50 employees
    have less than £10.2 million turnover
    have less than £5.1 million on the balance sheet.

    Is they meet any 2 of the...
  27. Never complain, never explain.

    Never complain, never explain.
  28. Thread: That's all folks

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    He's a permie in job only...

    He's a permie in job only...
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    Made immediately important bit bold. And if...

    Made immediately important bit bold.

    And if it's a lot of dosh, I would contact Safe Collections and get them to deal with this - their commission is worth it.
  30. :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:
  31. I've experience of closing my company, that's all...

    I've experience of closing my company, that's all PB :)
  32. Sticky: I'm looking backwards in that post Paralytic, ala...

    I'm looking backwards in that post Paralytic, ala IR35 inspectors to probe public PSCs retrospectively
  33. Nope - HMRC can stop or complain that tax is...

    Nope - HMRC can stop or complain that tax is outstanding during closure as it says in that article (I had a glitch in my company paperwork that HMRC grumbled about which temporarily halted my...
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    Contractors have bigger problems than this at the...

    Contractors have bigger problems than this at the moment
  35. Provided you have an outside IR35 contract with...

    Provided you have an outside IR35 contract with working practices to match, I don’t think that you will be investigated.

    Once the company is closed, that’s it.
  36. And then there’s this to consider......

    And then there’s this to consider... https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/134576-ir35-planning-april-2020-should-i-stay-should-i-go.html
  37. Thread: Admin

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    Pleasure...

    Pleasure...
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    I've asked for PM rights to be given.

    I've asked for PM rights to be given.
  39. Sticky: Well, you've done your best. I would be...

    Well, you've done your best. I would be concerned, but at least you have until the 24th Feb (ish, depending on your invoice/payment date) to decide what to do next.
  40. Thread: Sock Puppet sale

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    Two of the most unfunny props of 70’s comedy. ...

    Two of the most unfunny props of 70’s comedy.

    Oh how we laughed. :eyes
  41. Sticky: I’ll be surprised if the agent and client don’t...

    I’ll be surprised if the agent and client don’t go after you for the PAYE if/when HMRC go after them.

    Or HMRC will simply go after you for PAYE for the whole contract.
  42. Sticky: Bluebird said that they did not fall into the...

    Bluebird said that they did not fall into the small companies category.
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    This. With knobs on.

    This. With knobs on.
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    Well They'd better sort out that website cos it's...

    Well They'd better sort out that website cos it's illegal at the moment, particularly when this is in the T&C's....
  45. Oh, right you are.

    Oh, right you are.
  46. Serious reply - contact MF about this, he's been...

    Serious reply - contact MF about this, he's been thinking the same thing and 2 heads are better than one in this respect.
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    I'm going to be a bit geeky here, but I hope...

    I'm going to be a bit geeky here, but I hope you've got a plan in place for knowledge management and IP protection.

    I've recently heard of a big company stumble because their 95% of their...
  48. It's beginning to dawn on us how devious and...

    It's beginning to dawn on us how devious and lying they are, and it will be worse when dodgy agencies get in on the act with massive backhanders from those dodgy umbrellas.

    But as I said above -...
  49. I said that sarcastically because you won't get...

    I said that sarcastically because you won't get it, as it could be used as evidence against the promoter.

    They'll lie through their teeth over the phone.
  50. Until April next year, any diligent contractor...

    Until April next year, any diligent contractor can face down an investigation.

    They will have had all of their contracts reviewed, their working practices are outside IR35 and they have evidence...
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