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    Sticky: Bit of a odd question but I’m thinking of growing...

    Bit of a odd question but I’m thinking of growing chillis this year.

    Any recommendations on the type of chilli I should be looking at? I’m perusing seed websites at the mo.
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    Sticky: B&M is the place to go for The Pink Stuff - I got...

    B&M is the place to go for The Pink Stuff - I got both the paste and the spray from there.

    I find that it's just as good as Bar Keeper's Friend.
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    Sticky: Morning. I need coffee. Lots of coffee...

    Morning.

    I need coffee. Lots of coffee...
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    Refurbished Dells all the way... :cool:

    Refurbished Dells all the way... :cool:
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    For a four year old laptop? I would expect...

    For a four year old laptop?

    I would expect that depreciation would have reduced the capital to £0, but you’ll need to confirm that with your accountant.
  6. I doubt it.

    I doubt it.
  7. Thread: Parasol mess

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    I’m afraid so... Using an Umbrella? CHECK YOUR...

    I’m afraid so...

    Using an Umbrella? CHECK YOUR TAX CODE!
  8. Your bed is the continued use of your umbrella.

    Your bed is the continued use of your umbrella.
  9. But they didn't think it would get them killed....

    But they didn't think it would get them killed. There was no jeopardy if the only consequnce they saw was that Trump would get elected and they'd all be pardoned and held aloft as heroes.
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    Too late! :rollin: (I would taken more care...

    Too late! :rollin:

    (I would taken more care with Parler’s T&C’s but there you go...)

    https://twitter.com/salmeron_manny/status/1348604719934173185?s=21
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    Populated by desperate LinkedIn 'Influencers',...

    Populated by desperate LinkedIn 'Influencers', trying to give their sad, delusional lives meaning.

    God I hate LinkedIn...
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    Kaboom tish!

    Kaboom tish!
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    I never bothered to download it in the first...

    I never bothered to download it in the first place.
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    Wot a snowflake. :laugh

    Wot a snowflake. :laugh
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    As another esteemed poster put it:

    As another esteemed poster put it:
  16. Can't do anything with a majority Tory...

    Can't do anything with a majority Tory Government. We've got this for another 3 years.
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    And don't forget to hustle in LinkedIn - you can...

    And don't forget to hustle in LinkedIn - you can do this!
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    I'm doing my bit by not stepping out of the house...

    I'm doing my bit by not stepping out of the house and not having anyone visit me.

    I'm not clapping with all the hypocrites in the street.
  19. Thread: Leave.UK

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    Well, Leave.co.uk has already been grabbed by...

    Well, Leave.co.uk has already been grabbed by Nicola Sturgeon.
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    +1. But I think that it's more than 'can't hurt'....

    +1. But I think that it's more than 'can't hurt'.

    It's formally showing that SD's are being abused, so add that to your dispute.
  21. Yeah, if you want to give them you credit card...

    Yeah, if you want to give them you credit card details and your mother's maiden name you can get an account there.

    Parler is bit like yelling into a big white porcelain megaphone - Trump won't be...
  22. Quantum Biology is where it's at baby... :smokin...

    Quantum Biology is where it's at baby... :smokin...
  23. The umbrella did nothing wrong. If you are...

    The umbrella did nothing wrong.

    If you are using an umbrella, this is how they work. You work for them now - you are their employee. Only outside IR35 contracts work as you describe.

    The good...
  24. I'm afraid that money and stability of future...

    I'm afraid that money and stability of future employment trumps career satisfaction (whichever side that falls on) these days...
  25. Yep, I'm ok with that. :smile

    Yep, I'm ok with that. :smile
  26. Any thoughts on doing something for chariddy?

    During this lockdown?

    MS info, research, news and support | Multiple Sclerosis Society UK

    A walk around the park or something to stop us from feeling sorry for ourselves...
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    Had a quick look at you're absolutely right -...

    Had a quick look at you're absolutely right - she's lovely.

    You were punching above your weight there...
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    +1 :ohwell

    +1 :ohwell
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    And me! :yay:

    And me! :yay:
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    And if people didn't go to my link...

    And if people didn't go to my link...


    Just to note, set-asides are the only things we’ve heard about in these types of cases. It’s almost as if judges are annoyed at SD’s being abused in such a...
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    You need to look at each of those countries tax...

    You need to look at each of those countries tax rules I'm afraid.
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    1000 every day.

    1000 every day.
  33. Everyone will be paying for this. (Well, everyone...

    Everyone will be paying for this. (Well, everyone apart from those Hedge Fund managers and their mates).

    You can forget that £1000 tax free on your savings interest. Every bit of that interest...
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    I heard on the radio that to allow for under...

    I heard on the radio that to allow for under testing, if you divide today's positive Covid number by 50, you'll get the number of deaths in 3 weeks time.
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    Sticky: Morning and a Very Happy New Year! (and a...

    Morning and a Very Happy New Year!

    (and a special :hug: for Whorty)
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    Dealt with...

    Dealt with...
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    Sticky: Hughie. A shark troll sockie. I had missed his...

    Hughie.

    A shark troll sockie. I had missed his earlier thread but fortunately the regulars hadn’t.

    But I have removed his posts and the first thread.

    It’s what they would have wanted, I’m...
  38. Thread: Forum

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    He thinks a lot of himself, doesn’t he? And as...

    He thinks a lot of himself, doesn’t he?

    And as for it's mostly people pasting news articles, for lack of intellect to enter the beginnings of imagining other things to do and it bending better 5...
  39. Thread: Veganuary

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    Good grief, just eat meat like the rest of us....

    Good grief, just eat meat like the rest of us. :eyes
  40. Get hold of a 30 day installation of Sparx...

    Get hold of a 30 day installation of Sparx Enterprise Architect and use that to create your models.

    A couple of hours on YouTube and reading the excellent user guides will get you started.
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    Yep, car lease, home repairs and coffee......

    Yep, car lease, home repairs and coffee... :rolleyes:

    Basically - stop spending.
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    Happy New Year! Activists cheer as 'sexist'...

    Happy New Year!

    Activists cheer as 'sexist' tampon tax is scrapped Activists cheer as '''sexist''' tampon tax is scrapped - BBC News
  43. And since he’s been told that this is a very bad...

    And since he’s been told that this is a very bad idea, thread locked.
  44. If I was an agency I wouldn’t have that kind of...

    If I was an agency I wouldn’t have that kind of umbrella on my PSL so it’s something of a moot point.

    Definitely barge pole territory.
  45. I have absolutely no idea.

    I have absolutely no idea.
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    And have rhinoceros hide to go with it.

    And have rhinoceros hide to go with it.
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    Have a look at this thread. ...

    Have a look at this thread.

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/141591-statutory-demands-what-do-if-you-get-one.html
  48. Sticky: If the scheme was based in the IoM and you don’t...

    If the scheme was based in the IoM and you don’t consider it a loan, then you can just dispute based on that.

    Look here at how to challenge: Make and serve a statutory demand, or challenge one :...
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    Oh no, no, no. We need somewhere to log the...

    Oh no, no, no.

    We need somewhere to log the consequences. :laugh

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/business-contracts/141669-start-contract-monday-messed-up-due-covid.html
  50. You’ve got problems with or without COVID. You...

    You’ve got problems with or without COVID.

    You do realise that from tomorrow you could be deported from the Netherlands for not having a work visa, don’t you?

    So I take it that you are an EU...
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