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    And now we’re back to Cameron.

    And now we’re back to Cameron.
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    Sticky: Just watched that new Tokyo/London crime thriller...

    Just watched that new Tokyo/London crime thriller episode 1. The Wife (tm) didn’t enjoy it, so I’ve downloaded the rest to watch on upcoming travels.
  3. No, not based on what they are actually...

    No, not based on what they are actually receiving, but based on your interpretation of what they might have said to you.



    It’s highly unlikely you would receive the same for your first few...
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    Sticky: I believe the answer is “Ask your accountant”

    I believe the answer is “Ask your accountant”
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    Northern United Kingdom of Ireland?

    Northern United Kingdom of Ireland?
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    BREAKING NEWS: A deal has been done

    I was basing it on what he said on Twitter at 15.14 today

    Nigel Farage on Twitter: "So an unelected, retiring bureaucrat says: No extension, take this new treaty or just leave.

    He is...
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    The problem is overconsumption.

    The problem is overconsumption.
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    Sticky: I had to read that twice to realise you said...

    I had to read that twice to realise you said Tucked.



    Brillo and laid. Two words that don’t go together.
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    And TBP Ltd’s Director, publicity shy Nige, is...

    And TBP Ltd’s Director, publicity shy Nige, is now in favour of the Surrender Act As he used to call it because Juncker has said there will be no extension.
  10. Thread: XR protests today

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    It doesn’t matter what they do, there’s a large...

    It doesn’t matter what they do, there’s a large element of society that will reject everything they say and do as being wrong, bad for the economy, or someone else’s fault.

    “We don’t need to do...
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    Testing One, Two...

    But no testing for Three?

    Where’s suity and woohoo?
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    Sticky: Took The Dog (tw) for a walk. Got over 700g of...

    Took The Dog (tw) for a walk. Got over 700g of ceps :)
    Started raining on the walk home.
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    Boris will appear in a press conference tonight...

    Boris will appear in a press conference tonight wearing his underpants on his head, with two pencils up his nose.

    Expect every answer to be “wooble” (or “wibble”, depending on his pronunciation)
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    OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.

    OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS but chilly here. About...

    Morning all :wave:

    CBS but chilly here. About to take The Dog (tw) out for a walk.
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    The DUP (not elected by many in the UK) want to...

    The DUP (not elected by many in the UK) want to have a veto to overrule any democratic decisions.
    They want to have the same rules as the rest of the UK, unless it doesn’t suit them (such as...
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    Sticky: Speaking of gone... I’m gone to bed. TFBSZ

    Speaking of gone... I’m gone to bed.

    TFBSZ
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    Sticky: We’ve just been waiting for a “Social Marketer”...

    We’ve just been waiting for a “Social Marketer” to strike. And now he’s gone :)
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    Of course, this one and the Pensa MK strat don't...

    Of course, this one and the Pensa MK strat don't stay in the office.
    https://www.long-mcquade.com/files/7064/lg_614ce-4.jpg
  20. You are JtB and I claim my £5.

    You are JtB and I claim my £5.
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    Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is...

    Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

    As I look around the office here, I've got:
    https://static.musikland-online.de/pix/download/ibear692901/bild1.jpg...
  22. No, you've got it wrong. It's not the "next...

    No, you've got it wrong.

    It's not the "next £37,500" - although it's not helped by me repeating the wrong figure above.



    Band
    Taxable income
    Tax rate
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    Not quite as simple as that - to get Irish...

    Not quite as simple as that - to get Irish citizenship when you aren't Irish, you could marry an Irish person, but the two of you will need to live in Ireland for 3 years after marriage
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    Although I quite like this idea that two of you...

    Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

    When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
    Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is...
  25. Thread: 16 days to go

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    Why not put the Scottish Port region as being the...

    Why not put the Scottish Port region as being the whole of Scotland and the Welsh Port region being the whole of Wales.
    Then UKBF/Customs only apply when travelling in/out of England, while the...
  26. No, the tax bands don’t change at the upper end,...

    No, the tax bands don’t change at the upper end, and there’s no “fixing at the end of the year”
    20% kicks in based on your tax code.
    40% kicks in at £50,001 irrespective of your tax code.

    Not...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: not raining.

    Morning all :wave: not raining.
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    Sticky: Ditto, ditty.

    Ditto, ditty.
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    My Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick...

    My Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick yet, probably next week. I’m down to about the last 100 bottles of non-homemade. That might see me through to Christmas.

    Good job my South African...
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    Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much...

    Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much nicer than mens, aren’t they?

    OK, apart from the screaming.
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    Boots in Dorking ran out of Viagra on 30th...

    Boots in Dorking ran out of Viagra on 30th September.


    I'm half way through Floptober.
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    She forwarded my CV to the second Indian company...

    She forwarded my CV to the second Indian company who are actually doing the hiring.
    They, in turn, sent me an email asking me to log on to their system to fill out the missing parts of their online...
  33. Thread: Petitions

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    I've got one of those. It looks like this:...

    I've got one of those.
    It looks like this:
    https://cdn0.iconfinder.com/data/icons/flat-football/100/football_card-512.png
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    Sticky: Afternoon all :wave: My head has been signed off...

    Afternoon all :wave:
    My head has been signed off as :) and been told that it shouldn't be a problem for 12-15 years at least.
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    Playing on Linked In

    Yes, I could post this in the business section, but it doesn't deserve to go there.

    Been contacted by an unknown Indian lady about a role. As soon as she said the location was Zone 1 London, I...
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    Sticky: AT308 if I was in that close.

    AT308 if I was in that close.
  37. Yes, never been a problem for me either. There’s...

    Yes, never been a problem for me either. There’s a big difference between PCP on a car and getting an unsecured interest free bank loan.

    A car finance company will give a PCP to almost anyone - if...
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    Sticky: Just discovered the English Open snooker is on in...

    Just discovered the English Open snooker is on in Crawley this week. If I get REALLY bored, I might just go there.
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    Sticky: Oh yeah, and it's wet out. But while I...

    Oh yeah, and it's wet out.


    But while I remember: To all my Scottish friends on here - you may have lost yesterday, but you lost in what was one of the best games I've ever seen.
  40. Barrettine's gets good reviews....

    Barrettine's gets good reviews.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: didn't sleep well, so took The...

    Morning all :wave: didn't sleep well, so took The Dog (tw) out for a big walk about 6.30am.

    No idea what I'm going to do for the rest of the day.
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    Sticky: Rugby.

    Rugby.
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    Sticky: With some of our giant courgettes, The Wife (tm)...

    With some of our giant courgettes, The Wife (tm) made a rather tasty chocolate cake.
  44. Last Christmas the agent I was working through...

    Last Christmas the agent I was working through sent me a case of fine wine (about £150)
    He also took me and a couple of other contractors out for drinks & dinner.

    I would NEVER send an agent...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Grey and murky out, but The...

    Morning all :wave:
    Grey and murky out, but The Dog (tw) needs walking.
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    Having a tie down to your kneecaps doesn’t make...

    Having a tie down to your kneecaps doesn’t make up for having a brain smaller than my cojones.
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    Dyson made a commitment in 2016 to deliver...

    Dyson made a commitment in 2016 to deliver electric cars.
    You make a commitment, you deliver on that commitment. Isn’t that what we are told must happen?
  48. Thread: Warchests

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    What you’re missing is that you’ve not specified...

    What you’re missing is that you’ve not specified how much you’re paying in to a pension, how much you’re paying for your mobile, how often you change your phone, what all the etc are, and how much...
  49. You have more options than that. Why are you...

    You have more options than that. Why are you ruling out:
    3. Buying second hand with cash
    4. Getting a car on a PCP (or other payment scheme)

    Given the possible IR35 changes next year, I would be...
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    You made the profit, you pay the tax. The type of...

    You made the profit, you pay the tax. The type of organisation it came from does not mean that you can avoid paying tax on your profits!
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