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    Would welcome any good answers. I'm three sheets...

    Would welcome any good answers. I'm three sheets to the wind but I can generally be relied upon to spot a gap in the market.

    :)
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    Bolton. Summer 2000. "The George" pub, may now be...

    Bolton. Summer 2000. "The George" pub, may now be long demolished.

    A group of us graddies, high on success after results day, go on a pub crawl and decide to try this always "off-limits" pub...
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    Vehicle tracker with auto-disablement?

    Hi All,

    Does the above exist? For reasons that are myriad and complex*, I now own a 'desirable' old car. Initial thoughts were just get a tracker, but then I thought, why can't the tracking device...
  4. Cheers some good responses :) @WTFH, woohoo ...

    Cheers some good responses :)

    @WTFH, woohoo

    Cheers I'd nopt heard of ustream, I guess it's like a live version of YouTube, though it doesn't appear to work on my server (shirley it doesn't need...
  5. Merge e.g. four realtime video streams into one 2x2 grid?

    Anyone know what software/hardware I could use to do this? I had a random idea after a glass or two of wine as a present for the young'uns Christmas present.

    The idea being;

    1) Pick some live...
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    Yes but then they see that their £2000 into a...

    Yes but then they see that their £2000 into a pension pot is now worth 9% more after a year they'll soon realise it's better than all salary coming out after tax and all spare cash going in a 1% Cash...
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    Pension Autoenrolment

    Well, tough times, so I've taken a Permie role and issued myself a P45. :( A strange one as there seemed to be lots of contracts out there, but none were biting, yet the Permie role I went for a...
  8. Thread: Time out

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    Looking through your personal bank statements for...

    Looking through your personal bank statements for a two month gap for "Compliance" ? :eek:

    Thinking about it I should be OK as my preferred escorts don't take card payments.
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    1) 12 people clicked 'apply' on one website. 2)...

    1) 12 people clicked 'apply' on one website.
    2) One website
    3) That is correct.
    4) I have no visibility, that's what I was asking you lot.
    5) I (and judging by the number of fishing adverts with...
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    Jesus wept, imagine how the kids dad feels now....

    Jesus wept, imagine how the kids dad feels now. :grey

    The silver lining in all this is that all these twunt jihadis who've died for their "cause", have now pretty much had that "cause" snuffed...
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    One for the Pimps

    Hi All,

    Supposing I'm on a jobs board that shows you the number of applications against an IT contract role (fairly common tech role, lets say 12 applications over a month).

    1) On average, out...
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    "Uploading a picture of your six-year old son...

    "Uploading a picture of your six-year old son wearing a tutu, complete with Metadata so he's searchable for all time, to the internet is a perfect example of doing parenting right" :rolleyes:
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    I'd be more interested to know why they think...

    I'd be more interested to know why they think it's acceptable to go through a red light, as long as they

    a) Look left and right to make sure there's a gap big enough for them to go across the...
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    We were at a festival this year and (I didn't see...

    We were at a festival this year and (I didn't see it myself but Mrs.RL4 told me) there was this bloke who has his son dressed up in a tutu with fairy wings and all that tulipe, he was going up to...
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    That's a great bullet point to have in one's CV....

    That's a great bullet point to have in one's CV. :grin
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    Rickygervais

    Rickygervais
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    ClientCo still on Windows XP/IE8 here. :eek: ...

    ClientCo still on Windows XP/IE8 here. :eek:

    Google maps doesn't work. Wikipedia is about to not work.
  18. Cheers all. This is for a S&S ISA and I'm...

    Cheers all.

    This is for a S&S ISA and I'm buying (UK domiciled) funds. So it's not day trading.

    I asked on the online chat thing last night and they said something along the lines of "It takes...
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    My oh my you're a helpful soul! :grin I can...

    My oh my you're a helpful soul! :grin

    I can see why your "CUK Personality of the year!!! 2001!!! has lapsed. :rolleyes:

    A bit like when you see a run down pub with "CAMRA Pub of the year...
  20. Nobody is suggesting we start producing chlorine...

    Nobody is suggesting we start producing chlorine washed chicken and trying to export it into the EU.

    But what we can start doing is trading with the rest of the world and deciding on the rules...
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    That sounds like what housepricecrash.co.uk were...

    That sounds like what housepricecrash.co.uk were always going on about in the noughties. :rolleyes:

    There won't be a burst, just a 'reversion to mean'.
  22. We [the countries in Europe] can all work...

    We [the countries in Europe] can all work together as we always have done, but that doesn't mean having to be told what to do, nor be told what's best for us.

    Being part of the EU != Being part of...
  23. How long should online trades take to execute?

    I'm using Lloyds who use Halifax Share Dealing I think, I thought they'd be executed on the next working day?

    I'm buying some GB based funds, nothing exotic, order went in on Friday and it's still...
  24. Talking of inflammatory speeches, didn't someone...

    Talking of inflammatory speeches, didn't someone else also try to educate the rest of Europe and attempt to create a "European Club" in the late 1930's? That didn't end too well. :rolleyes:
    ...
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    Brexiters don't need to argue; we won the...

    Brexiters don't need to argue; we won the argument (referendum) on 23rd June 2016. :yay:

    The Brexiters have been getting on with life since then, it's the Remoaners that are constantly whining...
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    It is a truism that you are a complete UK Hating...

    It is a truism that you are a complete UK Hating :winker: who can't carry on with post-Brexit life.

    I'm guessing an assguru Sockie. :grin
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    1) Take photo of someone hanging out of a window....

    1) Take photo of someone hanging out of a window.
    2) Call fire brigade for rescue.
    3) Later, invent the "retrieve tulip" story.
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    Pardon the pun but this has got Bulltulip written...

    Pardon the pun but this has got Bulltulip written all over it.

    Couple of skint students invent some story about a first date and retrieving a tulip.
    Take a picture of someone hanging out of a...
  29. They came out with a finger in the air figure,...

    They came out with a finger in the air figure, which has no legal basis and is just to shore up their strained coffers before the whole thing implodes. These bailouts don't come cheap.

    As David...
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    What sort of ratio is that? That's more of a...

    What sort of ratio is that? That's more of a short section of swimming lane.

    I'd say 10m x 6.18033988748m for that nice Golden Section look.
  31. Yes they did. I specifically remember as it was...

    Yes they did. I specifically remember as it was written on the ballot paper:

    [ ] Leave the EU
    [ ] Remain in the EU

    After that it's up to our elected govt. work out the details. Pig Face...
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    AFAIK any repairs are just to "Make Good" up to a...

    AFAIK any repairs are just to "Make Good" up to a certain maximum.

    Read your policy wording, I doubt they'd pay for a new floor because otherwise people would be popping their waterbeds upstairs...
  33. No it isn't. No he isn't.

    No it isn't.
    No he isn't.
  34. Don't worry your little self, the country is...

    Don't worry your little self, the country is going to be fine. There's been two important near misses in the last year or so;

    The first was avoiding staying in the EU.
    The second was avoiding...
  35. Those lot can't get their odds right; I was this...

    Those lot can't get their odds right; I was this close to putting a £5K bet on with these for Brexit as up until the first results started to come in they were offering odds of around 12/5. I only...
  36. Wrong. If it didn't affect you, you wouldn't...

    Wrong. If it didn't affect you, you wouldn't spend your days hunting for anti-Brexit articles and posting all your regular bulltulip on this forum! :rollin:
  37. Shhhh! Don't let assguru hear any of that! He'll...

    Shhhh! Don't let assguru hear any of that! He'll be putting his hands down his trousers under the desk! :laugh
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    Fake Agencies/Job Ads

    Just started looking on Jobswerve again as it's looking like I won't be boomed in this gig; I noticed a lot of generic looking adverts that I remember from the last time I was searching, two in...
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    Why glass? My elderly mum slipped and fell in her...

    Why glass? My elderly mum slipped and fell in her greenhouse, cutting her hand (could've been much worse :grey) I replaced all the side panels with perspex. Don't think I'd have anything else when I...
  40. Thread: Tatties

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    Oh dear! :facepalm: There's plenty of cider...

    Oh dear! :facepalm:

    There's plenty of cider makers who offer to come round and collect all your unwanted apples and take them away for free!

    What a waste! :confused:
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    What sort of size garden are you lot using for...

    What sort of size garden are you lot using for veg and what size of greenhouse(s) ?

    I'm currently limited in space so there's no greenhouse, and what planting area we do have is shared between...
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  43. Thread: Announcement

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    Can Charles just give up the throne though? I...

    Can Charles just give up the throne though? I thought his only way out of being King would be death or abdication?

    AFAIK he can't just be voted out, Big Brother style.
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    Neither will Assguru, he spends his days trawling...

    Neither will Assguru, he spends his days trawling news sites, then as soon as he finds a "The UK is Tulip", "We're all Fooked", "Brexit will fail" type headline, he's over here onto this forum as...
  45. You should have navigated to "Point on Map"...

    You should have navigated to "Point on Map" rather than the postcode, which can cover a large area. As long as the map data is up to date (closed roads, roads unsuitable for cars etc.) then it's fine.
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    Heh, I bet you know how to triforce too. :grin

    Heh, I bet you know how to triforce too. :grin
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    Or you could like, you know, not have it near...

    Or you could like, you know, not have it near your bed? Because you don't need it when you're sleeping, and if you use it for your alarm you'll be getting up anyway. :confused:
  48. Got to love the Uber vetting process, there seems...

    Got to love the Uber vetting process, there seems to be a higher than average proportion of rapists and terrorists among it's population. :rolleyes:
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    UPDATE: So I decided to just give the...

    UPDATE:

    So I decided to just give the neighbour the £600 to keep the peace and

    So I got back off holiday on Monday evening, neighbour comes walking over. With the post-holiday blues and after...
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    Build camper vans - Plenty of money in it...

    Build camper vans - Plenty of money in it apparently, buy a basic van, kit it out to a high standard, sell on at huge profit (along the lines of say (x)k for van, (x)k in parts, sell for 5(x)k.
    ...
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