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    Indeed. In order to spend a penny, he had to...

    Indeed. In order to spend a penny, he had to spend 20p.
  2. Thread: Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom

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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:
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    They go bust. Or bailed out by the government...

    They go bust. Or bailed out by the government more likely.
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    A lot of these companies have large amounts of...

    A lot of these companies have large amounts of debt. Inflation will reduce the value of these debts, leading to higher profits.
    Energy companies are defensive against recession.
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    It has been a dog of an index (it is no higher...

    It has been a dog of an index (it is no higher today than it was 20 years ago). However it is IMHO now a good investment because everyone thinks it is a dog - this causes it to be undervalued.
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    The FTSE100 was at 7500 at the beginning of the...

    The FTSE100 was at 7500 at the beginning of the year before Covid hit. So with the vaccine announced today I see no reason why it won't return there soon.
    Add to the mix the stimulus and money...
  7. Thread: Gold

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    You have shares in the Theatre?

    You have shares in the Theatre?
  8. Thread: BHS Crook Jailed

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    I suspect the problem is he pulled the money out...

    I suspect the problem is he pulled the money out of the company and gave it to himself, then spent it that HMRC was unhappy about. Had he left it in the company and blown it on legitimate expenses it...
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    Actually it's £1 a pint. Because after drinking...

    Actually it's £1 a pint.
    Because after drinking one, you'll need to spend a penny..
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    Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes...

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Dishes

    Dishes who?

    Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery
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    He's offering "fortune" and "freedom" no less....

    He's offering "fortune" and "freedom" no less.
    Basically a conspiracy-theory-heavy site written mainly by a young sidekick blogger. I've subscribed.

    Fortune and Freedom
  12. Bronson never killed anyone though, which is why...

    Bronson never killed anyone though, which is why it is arguably unfair for him to have been kept in jail for as long as he has.
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    Frank Bough, of "Grandstand" fame. And cocaine...

    Frank Bough, of "Grandstand" fame. And cocaine and hookers infame :D

    Frank Bough: Former Grandstand presenter dies, aged 87 - BBC News
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    :banana::banana: if you can stand the smell of...

    :banana::banana: if you can stand the smell of the french :p :banana2::banana2:
  15. Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives ...

    Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUrG-EQUHHs
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    Are you suggesting that these human emotions...

    Are you suggesting that these human emotions create patterns?
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    My opinion is that the patterns that technical...

    My opinion is that the patterns that technical analysis describes, happen in the financial markets as a result of trading activity if nobody knows about technical analysis. But rather analogous to...
  18. Thread: What an idiot

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    Correct as a general principle, because the fix...

    Correct as a general principle, because the fix for the problem one person has might make the problems worse for everyone else.
  19. Thread: General moan

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    On here, do you mean?

    On here, do you mean?
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:
  21. About 20 years after everyone else.

    About 20 years after everyone else.
  22. Thread: Boom!

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    You dropped one: :banana:

    You dropped one:
    :banana:
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    Poll: Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than...

    Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than the living ones.
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    Some comment here: SNOW - Snowflake...

    Some comment here:
    SNOW - Snowflake
  25. Thread: Boomed!

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    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
  26. Thread: Boomed!

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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to...

    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to loosen up the joints. There's nothing like the risk of sudden death to get you moving.
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    A star * ? No self-respecting sql developer uses...

    A star * ?
    No self-respecting sql developer uses stars. Put the names of the columns you want to use you lazy sod :mad
  30. Thread: Lebanon blast

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    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"

    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"
  31. If he going to drive it round the prison...

    If he going to drive it round the prison courtyard? Cos that's where he's going lol
  32. :banana::banana::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana:
  33. And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge...

    And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge on La Palma, which is poised to collapse, triggering a mega-tsunami hundreds of meters high!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utAunBKXV4
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    That, or tell him to belt-up.

    That, or tell him to belt-up.
  35. Handy floatation devices, in this context.

    Handy floatation devices, in this context.
  36. Thread: kaBoomed

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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
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    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers...

    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers :rolleyes:
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    Roller skates I guess. ...

    Roller skates I guess.

    https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/chongqing-china-chinese-police-officers-in-rollerskating-gear-patrol-picture-id57198064
  39. Maybe do a double-deck conversion/extension, to...

    Maybe do a double-deck conversion/extension, to get twice as much room?

    As for what to put in it, how about housing some exotic pets? My friend has a small heated Reptilium in his garage, where he...
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    This is making me very confused..

    This is making me very confused..
  41. Thread: Feisty Wife

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    Parasites they are. Should confiscate the vehicle...

    Parasites they are. Should confiscate the vehicle if caught.
  42. Perhaps some of us could put up some statues of...

    Perhaps some of us could put up some statues of our own. To wind up the lefties.

    Of people like Lord Tebbitt, Thatcher of course, Iain Duncan Smith. Nigel..

    Can you make them using a 3D printer?
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    My great great great grandfather's brother has a...

    My great great great grandfather's brother has a statue up in London. Hope he doesn't get the topple!
  44. is a psychological tool they will try to use to...

    is a psychological tool they will try to use to stitch you up. There are limits to the extent you can or should try to leave things better for them.
  45. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdIEtTJ8O0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdIEtTJ8O0
  46. "At age 13 Danny decided to create his first...

    "At age 13 Danny decided to create his first website. Not"

    I don't think it's worth reading the rest

    "wanting to be at the peril of eBay, he took control by expanding his online presence."
    ...
  47. Thread: Spending Block

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    Why would you want to overcome it? By saving...

    Why would you want to overcome it?
    By saving large amounts of money you make yourself free. Don't knock it. You're lucky that you have that work ethic - many don't.
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    And Facebook is your friend. If you can avoid...

    And Facebook is your friend. If you can avoid getting banned.
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    I once got fired after 20 minutes once (well the...

    I once got fired after 20 minutes once (well the morning after) in my younger years. I had a gig delivering shopping catalogs to homes in my local area. Hours to suit, it said. So I decided to have a...
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    Don't always work unfortunately. I think police...

    Don't always work unfortunately.
    I think police need to use lethal force to defend themselves in some infrequent situations. And even then sometimes they get killed.
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