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    lol. i just logged into CUK for the first time in...

    lol. i just logged into CUK for the first time in a couple of years also. Bags are packed, repatriating to NZ, flying out on Saturday.

    Going to be contracting remote from deepest Southland :happy...
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    And how about you Tone?

    And how about you Tone?
  3. HAHA. Suckers.

    HAHA. Suckers.
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    Booomed

    Booomed
  5. Would have got away with it if not for those meddling kids

    Long story short, got hammered last night, woke up this morning in a strange house with an angry naked man complaining about his pet gerbils or something.

    Turns out I had bungled a threesome...
  6. Thread: Tablets

    by doomage
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    All I would add is that the line between laptops...

    All I would add is that the line between laptops and tables is getting pretty blurred; the days of an iPad being a novelty item only for playing angry birds on etc are passing. Laptops are available...
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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy3vNdqOsQdB1W_5FrWY50IQKQVRO2ggz8vyZ9C7ec4C6nZ0aZRw

    I picked up a second hand Yahama dtx express so the kids can have something to learn on,...
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    Ah, the old turn your head and Gough.

    Ah, the old turn your head and Gough.
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    Other guitar player in our band just got a Boss...

    Other guitar player in our band just got a Boss GT 10 multi effects thingy. I was sceptical at first but the patches are spot on. I'm hoping to get some of these for xmas: RedWitch Seven Sisters
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    I just started a band with some Dads from the...

    I just started a band with some Dads from the kids primary school. Just bashing out covers. Tremendous fun.

    One of life's great pleasures is making music with others.
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    The black plastic ones are thin and light - I...

    The black plastic ones are thin and light - I paid £5 for mine. Might go for a Tissot next.
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    It's the spirit of Christmas.

    It's the spirit of Christmas.
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    Also Neo failed to put an AndyW option on his...

    Also Neo failed to put an AndyW option on his poll.
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    Poll: +ve. I liked Frankie Boyle's tweet too - "Who the...

    +ve. I liked Frankie Boyle's tweet too - "Who the **** goes to hospital with morning sickness? Someone carrying an enraged lizard foetus that's about to rip them apart like Alien."
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    Poll: That is sick... You must spread some Reputation...

    That is sick... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ketchup again.
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    Poll: Poor sense of humour more like. Pleb.

    Poor sense of humour more like.

    Pleb.
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    Poll: Taxpayers.

    Taxpayers.
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    Poll: Ha. You plebs would just fritter it away on...

    Ha. You plebs would just fritter it away on another foreign footballer or some such.
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    New Zealand 105. Northern Hemisphere (Scotland...

    New Zealand 105.
    Northern Hemisphere (Scotland + Wales + England) = 70.
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    Won't someone please think of the children

    My wee lad had never seen the All Blacks lose, poor fella burst into tears. I nearly joined him.
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    Casio F-91W

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416NpHgfAoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    As worn by:

    http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060630/060630_binLaden_vmed.widec.jpg
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    Yep. Country is going to the dogs indeed, useless...

    Yep. Country is going to the dogs indeed, useless feckers everywhere.
  23. Alas, the 12th is the night we're off to sunny...

    Alas, the 12th is the night we're off to sunny NZ. How about kicking off midday?
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    :music::banana::music:

    :music::banana::music:
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    Just PM your account details / pin numbers etc...

    Just PM your account details / pin numbers etc I'll see what I can do.

    HTH
  26. Thread: Facing facts

    by doomage
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    http://www.bonkersworld.net/images/2012.11.26_mobi...

    http://www.bonkersworld.net/images/2012.11.26_mobile_relationship.png
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    +1

    +1
  28. Thread: Job o' the day

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    Job o' the day

    I guess that's recruitment for you, a bit hit and miss.
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    Did you check the safety catch was on before...

    Did you check the safety catch was on before sticking it up there? :eek:
  30. I'm going to the game, leaving for Cardiff soon....

    I'm going to the game, leaving for Cardiff soon. COME ON MIGHTY ALL BLACKS!!!
  31. Your credit rating has just been lowered because...

    Your credit rating has just been lowered because of this post.

    HTH
  32. Thread: Cover versions

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    So cool, PJ Harvey is playing a 7 string. Love...

    So cool, PJ Harvey is playing a 7 string. Love that bottom end.
  33. ftfy

    ftfy
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    Pulse is optional.

    Pulse is optional.
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    Don't make the mistake of pre-loading 50 shades...

    Don't make the mistake of pre-loading 50 shades of Grey on it. It's not about the different characteristics of nice old people. Allegedly.
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    My parents, not quite that old, have requested...

    My parents, not quite that old, have requested some of those speakers that you can slip under the pillow. Also we are doing calendars with pics of the kids n stuff. Sometimes the oldies appreciate...
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    Is one of the permie benefits free mattress...

    Is one of the permie benefits free mattress protectors?

    Shameful.

    Good luck in your new role and have fun over at mumsnet! :wave:
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    hair whitening and a teeth transplant

    Time can be so cruel to a chap.
  39. She did you with a strap-on? :eek: I guess you...

    She did you with a strap-on? :eek:

    I guess you would.
  40. Maybe she just means she's an anal virgin.

    Maybe she just means she's an anal virgin.
  41. Have you been to the Doctor? I had a recurring...

    Have you been to the Doctor? I had a recurring chest infection for about 4 years. Enough to keep me fatigued but not enough to keep me from carrying on. Finally went to the doctors a couple months...
  42. Thread: Writers Block

    by doomage
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    Obviously the butler did it.

    Obviously the butler did it.
  43. Thread: Writers Block

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    How about a Hitchcockesque story where the...

    How about a Hitchcockesque story where the protagonist is an old retired guy who posts on online forums.

    One day one of the other forum members describes a situation where he has to confess...
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    Autumn Internationals weekend 2

    Friday, 16 November 2012
    Wales v Samoa, 19:30
    After last week this game is now much tougher to call. Wales often struggle with the straight running, hard tackling style of Samoa. In some ways they...
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    Is this about the situation in Gaza? Are you...

    Is this about the situation in Gaza? Are you going on some kind of crusade?
  46. Poll: Malvern link bridge fall: Attempted murder arrest...

    Malvern link bridge fall: Attempted murder arrest

    Still no sign of BP. He must be fuming at the lack of attention.
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    It's the breakfast bandits.

    It's the breakfast bandits.
  48. Except when you buy property, in effect you buy...

    Except when you buy property, in effect you buy the money that allows you to live in the property (i.e. the mortgage - unless you are buying with cash of course.) So the property might 'retain' value...
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    Or, we are fooked, but at least our jobs are...

    Or, we are fooked, but at least our jobs are safe.


    :happy
  50. Poll: Murder arrest after body found...

    Murder arrest after body found
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