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    Sticky: Jog On. I don’t often ban just because I can...

    Jog On.

    I don’t often ban just because I can but in this instance I’ll make an exception .

    Put it down to moderator abuse of power.

    1 month ban.
  2. Thread: All Right Now

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    Really? There is also a Twat alert as you are...

    Really?

    There is also a Twat alert as you are one of the highest order.
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    I did that over a year ago, I spent a long time...

    I did that over a year ago, I spent a long time picking the right consultancy that would offer me the right salary and benefits (I decided that I'd accept the same as an equivalent Chartered Engineer...
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    Way too late for that matey.. :glasses

    Way too late for that matey.. :glasses
  5. Try Planner in a Box. It’s free and if you...

    Try Planner in a Box.

    It’s free and if you want loads of PM templates they’ll cost you much less than M$ Project. I got them and am very happy with them.
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    When I had a skiing accident in France a few...

    When I had a skiing accident in France a few years ago the very first thing the doctor asked was 'I need your credit card details'. And he had no qualms about that at all.

    (I did have insurance...
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    Some of the guys I work with around here are well...

    Some of the guys I work with around here are well ahead of the game... :frown
  8. Poll: All? I would challenge that statement as well. ...

    All? I would challenge that statement as well.

    What is you're definition of 'all'? There are umbrella companies who do follow the PAYE regulation and pass the correct amount of tax to HMRC*, and...
  9. Thread: DOR resolutions

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    Unless you tell him that you don't want his...

    Unless you tell him that you don't want his services and therefore you aren't liable for anything.
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    Good point, well made. Duly moved.

    Good point, well made.

    Duly moved.
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    I think that JtB was talking about IPSE. ...

    I think that JtB was talking about IPSE.

    That’s how I’ll view it anyway for now.
  12. Thread: Travel Time

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    It’s paying out of my own pocket and then...

    It’s paying out of my own pocket and then possibly (probably?) have to wait until November for the company reimburse me that I would object to.

    You’re going to clock up £1-2K+ you know.
  13. Well you obviously didn’t see the first thread so...

    Well you obviously didn’t see the first thread so I’ll just put it here.
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    When I asked DaveB or FredBloggs to take a look...

    When I asked DaveB or FredBloggs to take a look at the website, it was for them to have a bit of a rummage as they are much better at that kind of thing than I am.


    You have to ask yourself a few...
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    Bauer and Cottrell or QDOS will do an IR35 review...

    Bauer and Cottrell or QDOS will do an IR35 review for you.

    A google will find them.
  16. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    Yes, that was unfortunate and we respected your...

    Yes, that was unfortunate and we respected your wishes to remove your posts regarding IR35.

    Fortunately TheFAQQer stepped into the breech and so information was still available to those who needed...
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    And of the 2 contracts reviewed in that case, one...

    And of the 2 contracts reviewed in that case, one was found inside and one outside.

    So as a case in itself it's nothing special.
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    To clarify. The reason I gave you a stay of...

    To clarify.

    The reason I gave you a stay of leave is because that particular post gave the impression that this was a joke account was created by a regular and created for his/her and our...
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    This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve....

    This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve.

    But don't test my patience.
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    @DaveB & @FredBloggs One for you I think...

    @DaveB & @FredBloggs

    One for you I think...
  21. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    It's not known at the moment, but we are...

    It's not known at the moment, but we are beginning to get an idea... :(





    I'll be posting a sticky around October time to give people a heads-up regarding what may be coming down the line in...
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    (I'm proud of you IH... :) )

    (I'm proud of you IH... :) )
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    Well, my guess is 9* (*Dependant on that...

    Well, my guess is 9*


    (*Dependant on that post - I like to keep the punters on the edge of their seats...)
  24. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    The ONLY review you should trust is one that...

    The ONLY review you should trust is one that you’ve paid for yourself (using a specialist). You are not the beneficiary of any review paid for by the agent, they are.
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    Diver! :hug: :)

    Diver!

    :hug: :)
  26. Thread: Ir35 2020

    by cojak
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    For new posters on here, when I show up I expect...

    For new posters on here, when I show up I expect a reasonably polite and professional debate in these forums

    HTH.
  27. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    *cough*

    *cough*
  28. Good. That was an awful idea for everyone...

    Good.

    That was an awful idea for everyone apart from the developers.
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    Quelle surprise. Not. :frown ...

    Quelle surprise.

    Not. :frown

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/ir35-reform/119384-24th-feb-deadline-handing-your-notice.html

    I guess that we are going to need the same count down for the...
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    This thread should end here! :laugh

    This thread should end here! :laugh
  31. And you’ll be working from 5pm - 11pm local time...

    And you’ll be working from 5pm - 11pm local time to match your UK colleagues.
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    Of course jk3838. I would not have deleted the...

    Of course jk3838.

    I would not have deleted the thread, and now things have calmed down (:grey ) I'm sure that it will come back on track.

    I may even decide to move the other posts to General.
    ...
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    Sticky: JohntheBike and NorthernladUK Ignoring my...

    JohntheBike and NorthernladUK

    Ignoring my instruction.


    And because they ignored me multiple times, I thought that a one day ban would just be brushed aside again.


    So a 7 day ban it is.
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    Right, I've kept an eye on this thread but I'm...

    Right, I've kept an eye on this thread but I'm now stepping in.

    The OP has valiantly attempted to keep this thread on-topic by himself but with the last conspiracy theory post it's obvious that he...
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    Well I wasn't naïve enough to believe the...

    Well I wasn't naïve enough to believe the snake-oil 'compliancy' of the Scheme promoters, and I'm not daft enough to trust HMRC.

    (Or should that be the other way around?)
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    Completely agree. This is the HMRC's stake in...

    Completely agree.

    This is the HMRC's stake in the ground:
    Prepare for changes to the off-payroll working rules (IR35) - GOV.UK

    The announcement date: 19/04/2019
    The enforcement date:...
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    Poll: I use the client’s laptop for their outlook and...

    I use the client’s laptop for their outlook and my laptop for the real work.

    As they won’t put Project or Visio on their laptop I use mine for Planner and Enterprise Architect. I use their guest...
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    Yep - note that the website does not say...

    Yep - note that the website does not say 'Registered Address', just 'Address'.

    And if any punter comes looking, this is for you...
    ...
  39. Poll: Advanced dunking biscuit - beginners beware!

    Advanced dunking biscuit - beginners beware!
  40. Sorry, but I'm not sure that taking a contract in...

    Sorry, but I'm not sure that taking a contract in Norway is going to dig you out of debt in the UK - it could actually make things worse.

    I would only advise experienced contractors to work in...
  41. Thread: The new THL??

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    This is why:

    This is why:
  42. Thread: The new THL??

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    Thought I’d put this here... ...

    Thought I’d put this here...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/106016-big-group-40.html#post2656076
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    Bloody hell - you check up the poster and forget...

    Bloody hell - you check up the poster and forget to check the thread...
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    Oh yes - even down to the Samaritans... DOR...

    Oh yes - even down to the Samaritans... DOR resolutions
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/133267-dor-resolutions.html
  45. Thread: DOR resolutions

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    Yeah, that’s a new one. :laugh:

    Yeah, that’s a new one. :laugh:
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    Be aware that I missed these shenanigans when...

    Be aware that I missed these shenanigans when allowing these new posters through. I am annoyed with myself for this and so I will be mean-spirited and petty when moderating this thread in future.
    ...
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    Not the BBC this time? I’m amazed...:rolleyes:

    Not the BBC this time?

    I’m amazed...:rolleyes:
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    Then it’s a bit unfortunate that they’re using...

    Then it’s a bit unfortunate that they’re using the same name, isn’t it?
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    One of the newest threads...

    One of the newest threads
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/128809-kinsella-keypay-solutions.html?highlight=Kinsella

    And one of the oldest...
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    This board receives no sponsorship from Webberg...

    This board receives no sponsorship from Webberg or WTT.

    I will not be pulling your posts up to now, so your opinion remains.

    However you've made your point and so I don't know what more you...
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