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    Sticky: So only pays enough for super-monkey-car fuel and...

    So only pays enough for super-monkey-car fuel and Greggs then?
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    Donald "Alf Garnett" Trump.

    Donald "Alf Garnett" Trump.
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    Sticky: What happened to the Canada gig? Don't say I...

    What happened to the Canada gig?

    Don't say I missed a post.....
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    So thats how ExMrsBP14 wrecked my car!

    So thats how ExMrsBP14 wrecked my car!
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    Very true. Only Audi drivers are worse.....

    Very true. Only Audi drivers are worse.....
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    I was only charged! Luckily I told some Manc...

    I was only charged! Luckily I told some Manc skanks the complainants wewre Jewish and they were persuaded to drop the charges.

    I average around 600 miles a week and 90% of that is...
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    Sticky: Waiting patiently for Monday links.....

    Waiting patiently for Monday links.....
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    Sticky: Are things settling down a bit?

    Are things settling down a bit?
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    Driver assist cars

    I mean cars that keep in a lane on a motorway/dual carriageway and don't run into the car ahead.

    Has anyone bought one of these or got any recommendations?

    So far I have looked at a volvo and...
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    Yes! Lets keep with the EU and wheels on the...

    Yes! Lets keep with the EU and wheels on the right......
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    I listened to Nigel Farage on LBC yesterday. He...

    I listened to Nigel Farage on LBC yesterday. He had Malcolm Rifkind as a guest. Who reciprocated by exposing Nigel as a 2@ of the highest order in every area! Loved it!
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    She doesn't drink enough.....

    She doesn't drink enough.....
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    And you can feck off back to GingerLand too. ...

    And you can feck off back to GingerLand too.

    Sorry I mean StrawberryBlondLand.....
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    Sticky: :laugh you did say Manchester......

    :laugh

    you did say Manchester......
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    LoopholeGarfunkelOates

    LoopholeGarfunkelOates
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    Should colored people go home?

    Trump to congresswomen of colour: Leave the US - BBC News

    And should Americans learn how to spell colour?

    How many coloured people will be attacked now Trump has sanctioned this? How many more...
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    Sticky: My back hurts. Maybe I should have my spine...

    My back hurts. Maybe I should have my spine removed?

    If I do, will I automatically become a mod or do I have to apply? :confused:
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    Sticky: Overcast here. Very gloomy.

    Overcast here. Very gloomy.
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: Who? :confused:

    Who? :confused:
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    Flying

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    And another one: - Boy critical after scooter...

    And another one: -

    Boy critical after scooter crash on Monks Orchard Road, Beckenham | News Shopper
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    I thouight that was you on your way to Bridgwater...

    I thouight that was you on your way to Bridgwater with the marital aids? :confused:
  30. Throwing milkshakes at Tommy Robinson is a...

    Throwing milkshakes at Tommy Robinson is a horrible crime, insists supporter throwing bottle at police
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    The cricket player? :confused:

    The cricket player? :confused:
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    Why can't you see that? HMRC are bullies. To...

    Why can't you see that?

    HMRC are bullies. To take them down means overthrowing the government. The people and companies cannot stand up to them.

    The best that can be hoped for is a few court...
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    Yes please! I love getting mods to do unnecessary...

    Yes please! I love getting mods to do unnecessary work. Though they sometimes ban me or worse give me billions of infraction points.

    Sorry I could not find the joke online so I had to type it up....
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    Party

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    Emily Hartridge: TV presenter and YouTube star...

    Emily Hartridge: TV presenter and YouTube star dies in crash - BBC News

    Those electric scooters are a f**king pain. Though perhaps not as bad as scooters that stay at the Heathrow Thistle....
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    Sticky: And that was tpd post 32200 175 to beat...

    And that was tpd post 32200

    175 to beat Zeity......
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    Sticky: Well my back was f**king killing me! I could not...

    Well my back was f**king killing me! I could not sleep.

    I popped a diclofenac. I got a big supply from when I used to do vast amounts of triathlon.

    One of the reasons I stopped doing so much...
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    Sticky: Havng trouble getting the hang of this drivelling...

    Havng trouble getting the hang of this drivelling lark?

    Though I have considered building a drivel-bot program.....
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    A Merc Driver picked up a hitchhiker. The...

    A Merc Driver picked up a hitchhiker. The hitchhiker was thick(insert name of CUK poster you hate here - probably me).

    They got talking and the driver wanted a laugh. So they told the hitchhiker...
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    Sticky: Maybe I want one of those guide dogs for blind...

    Maybe I want one of those guide dogs for blind drivers?

    Your Merc symbol ereminded me of a joke. I must look it up and put in the joke thread.....
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    Awesome! Loved it! Looking for my next...

    Awesome!

    Loved it!

    Looking for my next netflix recommendation now. I am watching Grand Tour on prime.
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    Sticky: In other news, I see the pressure is getting to...

    In other news, I see the pressure is getting to one mod!

    They messed up fishing/cycling in the joke thread. When I pointed this out, they edited my reply!

    Clearly they need a rest from CUK to...
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    Sticky: Back down to smoke at 6am tomorrow. Avoid the...

    Back down to smoke at 6am tomorrow. Avoid the traffic.
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    Sticky: I will start a thread in general on this on...

    I will start a thread in general on this on Monday. I bet some others here have driver assist cars. But not NF-super-monkey-car....
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    Sticky: I walked to the pier and back with baby bp. ...

    I walked to the pier and back with baby bp.

    Then went to look at driving assist cars.

    I drive at least 560 miles most weeks. Most of it on dual carriageways.

    I saw Volvo(who were really...
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    Sticky: Bad day today! Squash yesterday stuffed up my...

    Bad day today! Squash yesterday stuffed up my back!
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: I use stocard on my phone. I would like to get...

    I use stocard on my phone.

    I would like to get to the NF level of an apple watch. But I hate technology! Probably as I earn my income from it.
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