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    And the sum of your divorces and bankruptcies.

    And the sum of your divorces and bankruptcies.
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    Feb it is then. The OP could always advise that...

    Feb it is then. The OP could always advise that they have two weeks' holiday booked in March and then give four weeks' notice before it starts.
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    Yes they can. But it's probably a standard clause...

    Yes they can. But it's probably a standard clause so no need to panic. However you do need to be prepared for the event that a contract falls through before you start.
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    And coincidentally, MF's BMI.

    And coincidentally, MF's BMI.
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    You still don't you.

    You still don't you.
  6. I might have gone. Hard to tell. Clockwork...

    I might have gone. Hard to tell.

    Clockwork Orange is still going. Good fun, too.
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    You don't know what a vagina is, do you?

    You don't know what a vagina is, do you?
  8. Thread: London Bridge

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    You thick ****.

    You thick ****.
  9. Thread: London Bridge

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    You've managed to combine stupidity (post hoc...

    You've managed to combine stupidity (post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy) with ignorance (about the similar right wing military dictatorship in Brazil - see extract from wiki, below). Apparently to...
  10. Their relatives will be sent a loan charge demand...

    Their relatives will be sent a loan charge demand for the bullet.
  11. First step is to deport retrospecitvely defined...

    First step is to deport retrospecitvely defined tax cheats for our Indian friends to practise on.
  12. Thread: Bridgwater

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    Someone let him at the Bridgwater Services...

    Someone let him at the Bridgwater Services Travelodge breakfast buffet.
  13. When you say 'the Communists', do you mean the...

    When you say 'the Communists', do you mean the democratic government, the subsequent Maquis resistance movements or both?
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    Of course we care.

    Of course we care.
  15. One difference is that in a democracy like the...

    One difference is that in a democracy like the UK, the media can uncover and report on scandals, and government can be held to account.

    In Franco's Spain, not so much.
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    I'm worried he's coercing you.

    I'm worried he's coercing you.
  17. The UK had pretty unsavoury church run...

    The UK had pretty unsavoury church run (unmarried) Mother and Baby homes into the 1980s.
  18. You seem to be conflating atrocities during the...

    You seem to be conflating atrocities during the Civil War with severe human rights abuses during the post Civil War Franco regime.
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    You came across Churchy's face.

    You came across Churchy's face.
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    I sprang fully formed from a volcano.

    I sprang fully formed from a volcano.
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    The colour of putrescence.

    The colour of putrescence.
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    Mods are despised, but not unfairly.

    Mods are despised, but not unfairly.
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    Only because they stopped your benefits for not...

    Only because they stopped your benefits for not declaring your Jeremy Kyle appearance fee, and now you're back at the Food Bank.
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    :laugh You are such a tragic figure.

    :laugh

    You are such a tragic figure.
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    BR14 is the overweight one, isn't he?

    BR14 is the overweight one, isn't he?
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    It's a fine line between fey and Uncle Monty.

    It's a fine line between fey and Uncle Monty.
  27. Thread: Aviva

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    My client is binning all contractors. New CEO's...

    My client is binning all contractors. New CEO's orders. The case to keep me on has been accepted.
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    600 of is a good rate. 120k p.a. is a great...

    600 of is a good rate. 120k p.a. is a great salary.
  29. None of that means they're not political...

    None of that means they're not political prisoners.

    HTH
  30. He's moving in with you. Karma's a bitch.

    He's moving in with you. Karma's a bitch.
  31. Would you prefer to work for a Dutch gentile or...

    Would you prefer to work for a Dutch gentile or for a British Jew?
  32. You are somewhat overstating the case around...

    You are somewhat overstating the case around Catalan independence. People weren't thrown into prison just for having an opposing political views.
  33. Patrick Minford has made it clear in his...

    Patrick Minford has made it clear in his championing of Brexit that manufacturing will be virtually eliminated.
  34. Why does that mean they are not political...

    Why does that mean they are not political prisoners?
  35. A jam, tea and biscuit export powerhouse, obvs.

    A jam, tea and biscuit export powerhouse, obvs.
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    She was thinking of Luton.

    She was thinking of Luton.
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    Some CUK members seem to feel harassed by the...

    Some CUK members seem to feel harassed by the mention that sexism exists.
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    You lot do seem easily offended.

    You lot do seem easily offended.
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    Christmas comes but once a year.

    Christmas comes but once a year.
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    Poll: Helpful advice to PC when the leccy metre is on...

    Helpful advice to PC when the leccy metre is on emergency.
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    He's too big. He's too bad. He's too Barry!

    He's too big. He's too bad. He's too Barry!
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    Now you know.

    Now you know.
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    That and being caught planting cameras in the...

    That and being caught planting cameras in the ladies'.
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    You're an angry incel. I'm wondering when this...

    You're an angry incel. I'm wondering when this happened. It's worrying.
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    When did you go full blown radical incel?

    When did you go full blown radical incel?
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    Poor little victim Churchy.

    Poor little victim Churchy.
  47. MPs. That is how representative democracy works...

    MPs. That is how representative democracy works in the UK. Didn't you know that?
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    Poll: It would simplify matters. I already auto-forward...

    It would simplify matters. I already auto-forward calls from pimps to them.
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    Poll: Spuddy gives pretty solid advice about not...

    Spuddy gives pretty solid advice about not ordering soup at the NAAFI the day after corned beef fritters have been on the menu.
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    Poll: He does have a point.

    He does have a point.
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