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  1. I think we found a new candidate for our most...

    I think we found a new candidate for our most clueless poster of the year competition
  2. Me, 4 times over the last 6 months

    Me, 4 times over the last 6 months
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    BREAKING: Water exists on the moon, scientists...

    BREAKING: Water exists on the moon, scientists confirm. Brexiteers claim fishing rights.
  4. Most travellers are business travellers,...

    Most travellers are business travellers, traveling without their families.
    Why exactly would the EU prioritize UK visitors over Nigerian or Mongolian visitors?
  5. By the time the fish has cleared customs, it will...

    By the time the fish has cleared customs, it will be rotten, that's why and any fish that does get through fresh enough for consumption will be so expensive no one will buy it
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    try contractorsomalia.com

    try contractorsomalia.com
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    My grandads were actually fighting in the 2nd...

    My grandads were actually fighting in the 2nd world war one against the Germans when they invaded the Netherlands the other against the Japanese when they invaded the Dutch East Indies and after that...
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    Turns out to be just some Nigerian stow-aways on...

    Turns out to be just some Nigerian stow-aways on the ship
  9. Brits to spend an hour longer in EU airports

    In case e-gates are not allowed for UK citizen anymore, which it is starting to look like what will happen, they'll have to queue up with all the other non EU citizen who need extensive visa checks...
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    If they are a start-up they may not have a lot of...

    If they are a start-up they may not have a lot of money, negotiate good payment terms such as weekly invoice and payment within 7 days
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    Says the former immigrant to The Netherlands from...

    Says the former immigrant to The Netherlands from which he was deported for racism
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    Gammons please remind me, was Brexit going to...

    Gammons please remind me, was Brexit going to mean less or more red tape?
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    Your typical brexiteer cave/home

    https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/neanderthal-caveman-photo-researchers.jpg
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    Forgot your pills this morning?

    Forgot your pills this morning?
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    Many years too late. All competitors are doing...

    Many years too late. All competitors are doing this for ages and many of them cheaper
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    I wonder what the BIK on 10 Downing street would...

    I wonder what the BIK on 10 Downing street would be
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    Most likely you can forget about weekly...

    Most likely you can forget about weekly invoicing. Payment terms can be up to 90 days and still you will have to chase it
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    Let's hope it actually happens

    Let's hope it actually happens
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    More like a disappearing market

    More like a disappearing market
  20. Yes it is what all Indian recruitment agencies...

    Yes it is what all Indian recruitment agencies use. I contracted for a company that sells those numbers. You can choose a landline number from any UK town or city or a mobile number.
  21. The oven ready deal The easiest deal in the...

    The oven ready deal
    The easiest deal in the history of deals
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    Funny, on their website it says "we are proud...

    Funny, on their website it says "we are proud contributors to: Contractoruk.com"
  23. petition to name Kent lorry park after Nigel Farage

    Here: Petition . Kent lorry park to be named after Nigel Farage . Change.org
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    Happy Brexit deal deadline day

    Today is Johnson's self imposed brexit deal deadline day. (The EU's one is Oct 31st)
    Can't see much in the local UK news though
    Foreign news outlets are saying Johnson made a u-turn and thinks we...
  25. One reason is to show to the Wipro, HCL, Tata,...

    One reason is to show to the Wipro, HCL, Tata, infosys, etc end customers that a local resource is too expensive, if you normally ask 600 per day and they can get an Indian in for £90 per day (the...
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    The main reason to move of the headoffice is ...

    The main reason to move of the headoffice is because of dividend tax, with the Uk becoming an off shore tax dodgers paradise more companies could follow. Production will just stay where it is.
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    Speaking about rats

    Speaking about rats
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    They only sent like 200 messages by snailmail,...

    They only sent like 200 messages by snailmail, email and text. First they had to postpone it a couple of weeks ago and was rescheduled for last weekend.
    Logged in this morning for the first time...
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    So many red kites where I live, haven't seen a...

    So many red kites where I live, haven't seen a rat for years
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    This is a more accurate picture of the post Dec...

    This is a more accurate picture of the post Dec 31st queues at Heathrow
    https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/07/25/08/heathrowbordercontrol.jpg
  31. Thread: Food Safety

    by Eirikur
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    Too late for some of them as they already being...

    Too late for some of them as they already being slaughtered as they will be too fat for Christmas due to the rule of 6

    Turkeys could be 'put on diet' as farmers downsize birds for 'rule of six'...
  32. Thread: Iona

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    Exactly they can die tax free of Covid, without...

    Exactly they can die tax free of Covid, without any burden on the NHS
  33. Thread: Iona

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    Sell them to Wetherspoons, Sail to international...

    Sell them to Wetherspoons, Sail to international waters and open all pubs on board. Those who survive don't need to quarantine as international waters is not on the list
  34. Thread: Food Safety

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    Saw the Ch 4 documentary, it made me wonder again...

    Saw the Ch 4 documentary, it made me wonder again why farmers voted in majority for brexit
    They loose their EU subsidies and if that won't tip them over they will get pushed out by cheap US food
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    Slowly France is taking back control of Kent

    Slowly France is taking back control of Kent
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    There is hardly any evidence for or against...

    There is hardly any evidence for or against immunity, now the second wave has started we shall see how many will contract it for a second time
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    Not for immigrants from other EU countries, but...

    Not for immigrants from other EU countries, but soon, from Jan 1st, for Brits who want to work in the EU
  38. If you do the DBS yourself you have the result in...

    If you do the DBS yourself you have the result in hours (unless there is a problem)
    Use the on-line ID service (free) and once iD-ed you can apply, had the result the same day
  39. I've done something similar. If you do it, also...

    I've done something similar. If you do it, also change the date on your computer so you can save it at a date in the past
  40. I usually do the same, with hotels so cheap now,...

    I usually do the same, with hotels so cheap now, it allowed me to book into a much higher class hotel than usual for this year for the 150 pp
  41. updated list: Adroit People Ltd Aguila...

    updated list:

    Adroit People Ltd
    Aguila consulting
    Avance Consulting
    Axiom Software Solutions Limited
    Bluepace
    Code Convergence
    Cubestech
    Dabster Systems UK Limited
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    I went through 6 or 7 rounds back in 2010 lots...

    I went through 6 or 7 rounds back in 2010 lots of them short phone interviews with people in the States. Did a presentation in their office, had a final meeting with HR and then they stonewalled me...
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    Try the wayback machine It's got an archive of...

    Try the wayback machine It's got an archive of the internet since about 2001
  44. Thread: Spreadsheets

    by Eirikur
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    I don't remember giving consent for my data to be...

    I don't remember giving consent for my data to be shared, when I did a covid test back in July, so I think they are actually breaching GDPR guidelines (which will cease after Dec 31st anyway)
  45. Thread: Spreadsheets

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    Else it won't run on windows XP HMS Queen...

    Else it won't run on windows XP

    HMS Queen Elizabeth is 'running outdated Windows XP', raising cyber attack fears
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    He calls it music I call it tulipnoise

    He calls it music I call it tulipnoise
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    https://www.cheapflights.co.uk/news/wp-content/upl...

    https://www.cheapflights.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/sites/138/2014/04/funny-place-names-from-around-the-world-05.jpg
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    huh? Another totally baseless insult from another...

    huh? Another totally baseless insult from another bre*!teer
  49. Thread: Spreadsheets

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    If only they hadn't culled him off:...

    If only they hadn't culled him off:
    https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/vRlXjKiEwMs0ShyHKvuc_nxSyW8=/1400x1050/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/15979182/clippy.jpg
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    Nah he lived here:...

    Nah he lived here:
    https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01708/butt_1708583c.jpg
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